Judge, 1894-06-16 · page 12 of 16
Judge — June 16, 1894 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements**, not political satire. It features testimonials and product endorsements from the 1890s. The dominant content includes: - **Buffalo Lithia Water**: Medical testimonials from prestigious doctors (U.S. Surgeon-General William Hammond and others) claiming the water cures Bright's Disease (kidney disease). This reflects the era's patent medicine marketing, where doctors endorsed products with claims we'd now recognize as unsubstantiated. - **Warwick Bicycles and Hartford Bicycles**: Competing bicycle advertisements, reflecting the 1890s bicycle craze. - **Other products**: Rupture treatments, "No-to-Bac" tobacco-cessation products, and subscription offers to "Our Illustrated Press." The only humor appears in a brief joke from the Buffalo Courier about tears rolling down cheeks—likely a pun about sorrow. The page demonstrates how advertisers used celebrity endorsements and pseudoscientific claims to sell products, a common practice before modern FDA regulations.
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Bright’s Disease LITHIA WATER Nature’s Great Remedy in Bright's Disease of the Kidneys. Dr. William A. Hammond, Washington, D. Q, Surgeon-Generat U. 8. Army (retired), formerly Professor of Dis eases of the Mind and Nervous System in the University of New York, etc.: “I have for some time made use of the BUFFALO LITHIA WATER in cases of affections of tho nervous system, complicated with Bright's Disease of the Kidneys or with a Gouty Diathests, Tho results have been eminently satisfactory.” G. Halstead Boyland, M. D., Of the Faculty of Parts and University of ipsic; Late Rurgean inthe Brench army: Formerly Professor in the Baltimore Medi- eat Cuilege: “In cases of Bright's Disease, in which al- bumen in the urine reached as high as fifty per cent. I have known it, under a | course of this Water, gradually diminish and finally disappear; at the same time Other alarming aya ptoms were relieved and the sufferers restored to health.” Dr. William B. Tow! Pre rimentof the University “The effects of BUFFALO LITHIA WATER aro marked in causing @ disappearance of albumen from the urine. ‘Inn slogie case Of Bright's Disease of the Kidneys, I wit- Ressed decided beneficial results froma ita use, And from ita action In this case Ishould have great confidence in its a remedy in certain Stages of tls disease.” Dr. Cyrus Edson, Health Optcer of New York City: “I have prescribed BUFFALO LITHIA WATER with great benefit in Bright's Disease of the Kidneys.” Dr. Graeme M. Hammond, of New York, Professor of Diseases of the Mind and Nervous System tn the New York for-Graduate Hedloat Seheotand Horpiia “In all cases of Y's Disease of Kidneys, | have found BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Of the greatest service in increasing the quantity of urine and tn eliminating the albamen.” Or. Harvey L. Byrd, Of Baltimore, President and Professor oj tetricsand Diseases of Women and Chil dren tn the Baltimore Medical College; For- merly Professor of Practical Medicine, etc. BUFFALO LITHIA WATER hasan ascertain in Bright's Dis- ease thus m2. belief that it would in many instances, at least in its early stages, arrest it entirely, and in its more advanced stage prove a decided comfort and palliative."” BUFFALO LITHIA WATER 1s for sale by druggists generally, or in cases fone dozen half gallon bottles $5.00 f.0.b. at > thesprings. riptive pamphlets sent to address. any ACTHOMAS P. GOODE, Proprietor tetor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. POR ALL. £30 msoih eatery aod ex pesees pala. It 7 japioymect erie Mhecee tP. BUY DIRECT AND SAVE DEALER'S 4}2, AND AGENT'S PROFITS. our Oxford Bon eyelet Dle fr ether ees, made of bet ma: eral srong,oubsiauiah accurately giles andy warragie: Write day for aut rye complete cxtalogue o x pata, Fepally fe “OXFORD MEG. CO. Wadsah Avenue, = CHICAGO, ILLe | noted of Ameri ‘The tears roll down the cheeks of those | Who drink from sorrow’s cup. | The reason is perhaps because | They cannot well roll up. Buffalo Courier. HARTFORDS The truthful, startling title of a book about No-to- bac, the only harmless, guaranteed tobacco-habit cure, If you want to quit and can't, use " No-to- bac.” Braces up nicotinized nerves, eliminates nico- ‘weak men gain strength, weight sure or money refunded. ‘or mailed free. Address The Remedy Co., Chicago office, 45 Randolph St; New York, 10 Spruce St. | Will give you a better return for the money invested than any other BICYCLE. SEND ron ONE OF OUR CATALoaUES. The Hartford Cycle Co., Hartrorp, Conn, Caller—"" Oné of your sons is a minister and the other a physician, aren't they?’ Mother (proudly)—"" Ves; one preaches and the other practices.""— Detroit Free Press. The use of Angostura Bitters excites the ap- petite and keeps the digestive organs in order. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufactur- ers. At all druggists. JOUR BUSINESS METHOD. {1A Korn” ts used, No Select your goods from the piece; we have Prepaid (inmaliite-case). them ticketed and priced in plain figures, jgiving you all samples desired to compare | value. = Some of these days, let us hope, Colonel | corns cannot extst where Dalton will be present when he is killed.— | salves of plasters required. , cts. “Agents wanted every whe Chicago Dispatch, | Aibaty, SOY" “Mention Sebo 25 Pounds at $125 Cheap wheels are next to worthless. ‘We never recommend them. We take your order, giving you a written | guarantee that our garments will wear sat- isfactorily one year, or give back money at any time. is the leader in bicycle construction. Warwicks are made in the interest of riders—hery COMBINATION SALE. riders, light riders, fast riders, cautious riders. Their light weight is made subject to durability. Neither are sacrificed. Both are attained. | OUR GUARANTEED 25-POUND ROAD WHEEL fitted with road tires, is creating a sensation, It carries the same guarantee as heavier wheels. Worsteds, cheviots, serges and trouserings Don’t overlook the Warwick, for the best is none too good when you begin riding. in all mixtures and colorings. Lae SUIT T°°"Tay aside the idea that the, "best bicycles are extravagant. Extravagance is in the TROUSERS USEnot in the purchase. ‘The best is the most economical, Economy isa revenu Tn this case it will pay a premium on its cos many years. And you avord all repairs. If possible, see these goods, or send for samples. No such value has one seen this century. We sell no goods with cotton or shoddy, and no dyes that will not hold color. These are standing rules of our house. A variety of over 400 different patterns of American, English, German and French (fo order) $16 (To order) $. Catalogue Free. 4 WARWICK CYCLE MFG. CO., SPRINGFIELD, MASS. P. 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