Judge, 1894-06-16 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 16, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. It contains product advertisements typical of early 20th-century publications, including Victor Bicycles, Primley's Chewing Gum, Londonderry Sparkling Water, and various patent medicines. The only satirical elements are brief **quoted aphorisms** scattered throughout: - "Some men seem to have been made out of dust that had gravel in it" - Commentary on short-sighted men who "cannot look within himself" - Observations about silence being "golden" and the "meek" enjoying "perpetual sabbath" These appear to be filler humor rather than focused satire. The page lacks identifiable caricatures or political commentary. Instead, it reflects period advertising practices: dubious medical claims ("Sober-up" tablets, water-pad trusses), product endorsements, and travel promotions (Burlington Route to Texas). The content reveals early 1900s consumer culture and marketing rather than satirical social critique.
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Victor Bicycles All about the best bi- cycles ever built since the world began is contained in the Victor catalog which will be sent you on re- quest, or it can be obtained of any Victor agent. The Victor Resiliome- ter, the only tire testing machine in existence, has proved conclusively that Victor Bicycles the Victor Pneumatic Tire the any. most resilient of like un- is Victor Tires, Victor Bicycles, are equaled, unapproached. Why not ride the best ? OVERMAN WHEEL Co. eosron mew vor PHILADELPHIA emicaco SAM FRANCISCO LOBANGELE® PORTLAND cernor ornver Some men seem to have been made out of dust that had gravel in it.—Ram's Horn. For that “‘ out.o'~ fg ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer—'I'rial bottle, ro cts. | #24 ‘The really short-sighted man is the man who | fect te cannot 100k within himself. Galveston News, haters! sae DR. MARCHISI'S WATER-PAD TRUSS INSTANT RELIEF in the immeciate as well as the after effects of alcoholic excesses by a simple and harmless “Sober-up” tablet. Never fails. Write to Noseline Co., 35 Arcade, Cincinnati, Ohio, for information. Jepon’s Lrmxany is full of pure fan, No politics SUNSHINE 2 ant GOLD! ‘A Denver 6 ota 106 The Square Combination Policy of a The United States Mutual Accident Association, 1220, £28 4426 BROADWAY, KEW YORE. cums 2 Pam, ‘Wa, Bro, farm Gives $10,000 death benefit, $50 weekly indemnity, and liberal in- demnities for loss of limb or sight ‘occurring while the accident Victor Victor For accidents tn sared Is traveling by steam, cable or electricity ; halt ‘tho above for other ‘This policy covers with doable benefta Itcosts less than stock companies charge for the ordinary $5,000 policy. Bicycles Bicycles This is a LUMP OF GUM CHICLE. It is the solidified sap of a tree growing in Mexico. The sap is gathered much the same as we collect Marie sap in this country. It is about the color of rich cream, sweet tasting, perfectly clean, and absolutely harm- less. _ This is the only Gum used by PRIMLEY in making his CALI ORNIA FRUIT CHEWING GUM. The BEST oud PUREST Gum _ made. pittaescetiie (5 bealea etares SOLD BY ALL DEALERS. INSIST ON PRIMLEY'S. tripperandtcenn. ™*°™ ae: Send 5 outside wrappers of either California Fruit or PrimLey’s Pepsin Chewing Gum, with two 2-cent stamps, and we Wail send you The World's Desire,” by H. Rider Haggard and Andrew Lang, or any other one of our 1,700 fine books. Send for List. J, P, PRIMLEY, cnicaco, itt. If speech is silver and silence is golden it's | no wonder that people sometimes purse their! lips —PAiladelphia Record. “THE MOST WONDERFUL AMERICAN WATER” att ne cease iri DNs ~S ‘When often a stand-off as to which end of the famil feels the embarrassment greatest.—Philadel- phia Record. Burlington ~ Aoute | BEST LINE CHICAGO AND ST LOUIS TEXAS ILY THROUGH TRAINS ‘The milk of human kindness not infrequent. ly contains bacilli,—Donahoe's Magazine. DEAFNESS.2: Fab NOEs guneo a sewers HEARS Savane for gentlemen is the only sat- isfactory gar- ter, as it auto- matically ad- Senatorial courtesy appears to be reaching __The meek enjoy almost a perpetual sabbath. the hard-glove period.— Toledo Blade, eh r. Henry. A TIP on AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE. Great Western Is unequaled for purity and excel- lence. and is now used in many of the best Hotels, Cluts and Homes in preference to foreiga vintages. Cate) For Sale by all Leading Grocers and Wine Merchants. LEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., | RHEIMS, Steuben Co., N.Y. H. B. KIRK & CO., 69 Fulton St. and | 158 Broadway, au 4 trial case wilt talinfy the most Sastidious, New York Agents. | comicbooks.com