Judge, 1894-06-16 · page 11 of 16
Judge — June 16, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising and humor page** from Judge magazine, a satirical weekly. The content is mostly filler material—short jokes, advertisements, and product endorsements typical of late 19th-century publications. The few topical references include: **"That Coxey petition with boots on"** — This alludes to **Coxey's Army**, the 1894 march of unemployed workers on Washington led by Jacob Coxey. The joke mocks the movement's apparent failure, suggesting the marchers' boots have "turned up their toes" (worn out/defeated). **Rev. Haldeman's sermon against women's suffrage** — A contemporary religious figure opposed women voting; the editor's counter-joke sarcastically suggests women already control men ("woman presses the button"). The remainder consists of period advertisements for medicines (dyspepsia pills, Bromo-Seltzer), bicycles, champagne, and pianos—reflecting consumer culture and patent medicine marketing of the era. The racial dialect humor ("Nebber measure...") reflects offensive but common editorial conventions of the time.
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| . The name of the maiden was Gray ‘And the name of the youth was Brown ; But when he bad tremblingly said his say Do you think the fair damsel turned Brown? | Nay, nay. | She heartlessly turned him down, —Chicago Inter. Occan, The Rev. Isaac M. Haldeman, pastor of the first Baptist church of New York, on Sunday preached a sermon against woman suffrage, taking for his text ""‘The head of the woman is the man.” But the Rev, Mr. Haldeman should remember that sometimes the head of the man is a button, and woman presses the button, and—well, Mr. Haldeman knows the rest.—Rochester Union, Mrs. Winstow's Sooritine SvKur for Chil- dren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Theea. 25 cents a bottle. HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic City, N. J. LEADING ALL-THE-YEAK KesorT. Mf yu want tew find out a man’s real dispo- — sishun take him when he iz wet and hungry. | Ihe iz amiable then dry | and you have an angel. What this country needs at the present time is a well-organized common-sense movement. —Washington Post, For Cripple Creek Gold Field investments write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colo- rado. Keference, Exchange National Bank, Cook's Imperial, World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Democracy is tempting fate to soon kick it so far into the past that it will never catch up with the future.—Suratogian. Reporter (to editor)—"' I'd rather write a two- column news article any day than attempt a funny paragraph.” Editor (who had frequently passed upon the reporter's humorous efforts) — “I'd rather you would too."—Exchange, Don't dict. If you have dyspepsia, indi- gestion, habitual constipation or sick headache don't diet. You need the strength that good food gives. Eat whatever you want, but take one of Dr. Deane’s Dyspepsia Pills after meals until cured. If you are constipated get bottle with white label ; otherwise with yellow. For sale by druggists generally and by Dr. J. A. Deane company, Kingston, New York. Neuralgic headaches promptly cured by Hromo-Seltzer—'Trial bottle, 10 cts. ‘That Coxey " petition with boots on Was a wonder, as every one know: But, it seems to be plain, It has labored in vain, For the boots have all turned up their toes. —Boston Traveller. Nebber measure a man's intelec’ by his s T hab observed dat fine wine is mos’ allus se ed up in small glasses, w'ile slop beer is invari- ably paraded in schooners,—A rhansaw Thomas ze. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. ‘They never pardon who commit the wrong. —Dryden, sss UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE, who do not live near the leading dairy regions, can now use products of such dairies, owing to the perfect preservation of milk in all its mother purity, as accomplished in Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream. Eau de Cologne The first Cologne Water in- troduced in the American market, and its sales to-day exceed the amount of all other German Colognes combined. Its reputation is equaled by no other brand. MULHENS & KROPFY. New York, U. 8. Agents. THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos are the Best. Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St., New York. Cavrion.—The buying public will please not con’ found the Sonmre Piano with ove of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells SY gives energy! Served at all Fountains aod Buffets. ‘Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. Armour & Company, Chicago. ki ULAR FRENCH TON VIN MARIANI | FORTIFIES Bod i NOURISHES LY ana Hh ae! eli itl blend | jSlsrauuates«|Brain (@| Indorsed by eminent Physicians everywhere.| {Sent Free, ameccsesentears ‘AvoIo eussTiTUTIONS. @|_and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. ie best” n, selected [ini gst i or fs Album, 75 PORTRAITS less of cos! A 2oz. trial package post paid for 25 cents. MARBURG BROS, ‘The American Tobacco Co, Successor BALTIMORE, Md. WHAT IS MORE Attractive thana pretty face witha fresh, bright, complexion? For it use Pozzoni's Powder. fs ball bearing, set in steel cups playing against steel cones. Ranning easy—riding easy No wheel has better material, better finish, better design than the Iupeniat. Up to dat and guaranteed. Write today for catalogue of styles, prices, ete. The Ames and Frost Company, Chicago. zoth Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why i¢ Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARRER, F-R.A.S. 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Stewart, Prof. Emeritus, Medico Chirurgical College, Philadelphia, says: “I regard the use of the bicycle as a means of physical culture superior to any other The Best th? exercise is perhaps equivalent to one- half the benefit derived, and the two Catalogue free at our agencies, or mailed POPE MFG. CO., for two a-cent stamps, Bostoa, New York, Chicago, Hartford. means in use at the present time. The is Economy means combined should, in my opinion, as mental exhilaration which accompanies bring about physical strength and vigorous mind.” A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN 18, SERVED OVER ANY BAR [N THE WORLD. . The Glub , Gecktails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN and VERMOUTH. 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