Judge — March 31, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Mexita—** Ni A WORD IN SEASON. E.VEN though you may be quite a strong man, It is well to remember this rule : Be sure not to pick out the wrong man When you're making an April fool. ONE OF THE SIDE-LIGHTS. Young bud—"Auntie, would you advise a girl to marry for money?” Spinster—" Caroline, one must think of pros- pective ali-mony in cases of this kind.” AN APPROVING CONSCIENCE, The rector—* You don't mean to say you went to a dog-show on Sunday?” Penelope—Nes; but | looked at the St. Ber- nards only.” ** What a pretty baby ! Barare Torr SUFFERS TERRIBLY. Vn. Grorrrey ENpicott STANDIsH—"* So this is a wemnant of the once powahful wace me ahncestahs conquahed? How the noble wed man has degenewated !" IT HAD, Has it any teeth?" Since she has married again I don’t believe she deplores the death of her first husband at all.” ; but her last husband does.” SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. WHAT is bred in the bone must come out of the flesh. Ifa lover had left undiscovered an endearing term a mother's tongue would find it. It is sometimes necessary to sacrifice the indi- vidual in order to reverse opinion and vindicate the race. The reformer’s chosen plot of ground lieth in the midst of thistles and burrs, and the winds are irresponsible and the soil is indifferent and ready. Like flowers sprung from decay are precepts and admonitions on the lips of the unworthy; but while no sense is offended by the beauty of the first being linked to such origin the potency of the others is destroyed by knowledge of the character of their source. XATIRINE GROSJEAN, tinted comicbooks.com