Judge — March 31, 1894 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE BLIND PASSION. ALE lover, full of thoughts sublime, You little know the while you woo That she is thinking all the time She'll make an April fool of you. NO TELLING. Excited passenger (on cable-car) —" How long must we wait here?” Conductor—* Oh, we may be here half a day.” Excited passenger—" For heaven's sake! what's the matter?” Watt | a Conductor—* There’ Hat 3” | A] a , avenue stage on the track.” Ni ih RRMA i HER FAVORITE WAY. | Ua ki ) Miss Prim —*How do you like z sonia 4 hymns, my dear ? ‘ Mrs. Golightly —" Unsung.” a Fifth- A HEAVY SPECULATOR. Boston miss—** When [ grow up I'm going to get married and have a husband.” Her Citcaco covsty—"*Humph! Zat’s nuffin, Ise going to have a dozen of ’em.” THE OLD MAN’S DARLING. *6QO)LD SCRUGGS is a perfect fool about that young wife of his. “And [hear it almost unbalances her mind for him to leave her.” “Yes. That business trip of his to Europe last summer upset her so she put on widow's weeds and left for Saratoga before he got to Sandy Hook.” DE RAVIN’ OF DEACON SETHACK OF DE ABYSSINIAN BAPTIST CHURCH, Harvest, IT was on a Easter Monday, I had been to church on Sunday, When de colored combregation filled it chock up to de door ; An’ I took up a collection dat surpassed all recollection, Fo! de Abyssinian mission an’ de undeservin’ poor. Such a pourin’ out of mercy as was nebber seen before— Seben dollahs sixty-four. an’ I woke next mornin’ seemin’ “gcrrgy.” I was broke an’ couldn't borrow. It would be too big a sorrow To give up de gig I'd dreamt of, worth a hundred bones or more ; So I put de church's money on de game at Jobnsing’s store— All dat night I lay a-dreami Like I saw in fiery writin’ h REPERTOIRE. | | Fobr,ieleben forty four: | Ouiver —"" Brava, Roland! I hear you are Golly ! how dis sinner trembled when de players all assembled doing the dual rdle in the ‘ Pride of the Plains’ com- ny. OUT OF IIIS MIND ALSO. Fo! de drawin’, an’ de number dat dey first coughed up was four, "Ror ayy —" Dual role? Fie! First act sees CnoLLy—"* I told Miss Lenox Den, as I may hope fo’ hebben, comes dle second on'—eleben, me the murdered trapper ; second, Ogallala the Injun that twas ‘ool oc — An’ de third—but jest dat instant dere’s a poundin’ on de door. chief; ioe Black John the road-agent ; fourth, 1cK—"* What did she say ?* ; ass plintss Sumpunkins the medicine-man ; and last. the ghost Cuotzy—" That I verifiedan We wu raided—yes, sah. raided ' an‘ dat gig’s a hoodoo, shore— OF the murdered trapper and the triumphant detect- old adage.” Four, eleben, forty-four! Newey TyRMRELt ive. Dual rdles, in comparison, are dead easy." A GOOD REASON, Pat—"* Begobs, Moike! Oi was looking all over fur yez in ther wreck, but divil a bit could Oi foind yer body.” Mike—" Och !'an’ how could yez whin me legs wuz walking aff wid it?" Pomicbecks.cor