Judge — February 10, 1894 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Ike Maxvey, URIAH. HIRSUTE INDIVIDUALITY. ‘The boys looked so much alike that to distinguish one from beards as above. SETTLING tt E PRONUNCIATION. A GREAT GIFT. +sMISS CURIOUS M has the gift of second sight.”” “Indeed?” “Yes; she looks back twice at the dress of nearly every woman she passes.” STILL WORSE. Kingly—"1 don't think there is anything more disagreeable than a cold in the head.” Bing o— Well, you just, wai intl your Visitor—"* The president seems to be angry.” wife gets a cold in her ATTENDANT—" Yes. An organ-grinder has just been playing head.” * God save the queen’ under his window.” THE REASON. Pat—" We're goin’ t'annix Howyer.” AFTER. Dee NAY. 20 touch of the hand and no glance Dexwis—" Begob! Oi kin prove it.” of the eye; The things that have been are forever gone by. We are parted forever—not even the dead Are so far out of reach as a woman that's JUST LIKE HIM. . owHat kind of fish is this you've bought?” snapped Mrs. Snod- wed. maxjone Moon, IMPEACHING HIS VERACITY. Counsel —“ Would you believe the defendant under oath?” Witness —* Can't say that I would.” Counsel—" Did he ever tell you a lie?” Witness —" Never.” Counsel—* Did you ever hear of his be- ing detected in telling anybody else a lie?" Witness —" 1 never did.” Counsel —* What reason, then, have you to doubt his veracity ?” Witness—* He's the man who swears to the circulation of our newspaper.”” grass. \ * Butter-fish,” replied her husband. * Well, it’s just like you to let yourself be imposed upon. I'll warrant the dealer has given you oleomargarine fish.” CONSOLING NEWS. = ssLTAVE yi din, Ze VEG dy a He siotmy ese AA| i 15 12 3 asked the distracted mother = == of the chief of police. ng D4 5) \ “We have discovered, By madam, that he enlisted for % * the Brazilian war.” “Thank heaven. for that!" she exclaimed. “I was afraid he had rushed into some danger.” DIFFERENT THEN. Clara— Did you notice Mr. Spooner’s new trousers— what a beautiful crease they had?” INJURED INNOCENCE. Maude—“ Yes: but you Hostst Jouxson—"*Go ‘way dab, now! Doan’ should have seen them after yo' bin afoll'a me off; den people il say T'stoled yo'.” he called on me.” Denxis—"' You're roight, Pat; it's Howyer.” comicbooks.com