Judge — February 3, 1894 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE WICKED KOY AND THE DUTCHMAN. 1 EXTINGUISHED AMATEURS. *+MRS. LANGDON had her dramatic club give exhibition of its powers before a regular manage! * For what?” “So that he might decide what play should be given. “What did he decide on?” “<The Black Crook,’ with Mrs. Langdon in the title-rdle.” NO MISNOMER. N ITEM says that W. T. Foster can live comfortably on the gains of his prognosti- cations. This proves him a true weather profit. A MEMORY OF THE COMMUNE. Member (of the Meadowbrook hunt, to lady 5 guest)—"Are you a judge of horse-flesh, Mrs. GREATLY FELT. Flutterby ? aid the collar to the cuffs, ‘*do you feel the Mrs, Flutterby—\ can’t say that Lam. 1 effects of the general dullness?” ven’ d me wero ia Pars Ger “We should say we did,” replied the cuffs, “We haven't tasted any since we were i . never met with so many reverses in our lives.” twenty years ago.’ EVOLUTION OF A CARD. J.B: SMITH, with Cheatem & * Co, dry goods, John R. Smith, manager Cheat- em & Co,, dry goods. J. Randolph Smithe, merchant, J. Randolph-Smythe. HIS CONCLUSION. So LONG I've been dying for Ada or May, For Phyllis or Stella, for Susan or or Anna the gay, h the haughty or Cora the So long I've been dying for this maid or that, T think I will ask one to have me and give Myself unto seeking content in a flat, Tis time to stop dying and start in| to live. RATWAN BL LEVY. LAZY MAN'S SEARCH. Mr. Particle— Where's your f neighbor, Mike ?” ! ? Mike— Shure, he’s out look- A NEEDLESS QUESTION. in’ fur wurruk an’ hopin’ loike th’ goayemtbanet Mr, Bru. Yaro—" Which game of billiards do you prefer to play, Mr. 3 A COIGNE OF VANTAGE. 8 HAT do you suppose was the origin of celibacy among the Catholic clerg The religious duty of women to confess their imperfections to them.” THE INFERENCE TO BE DEDUCED. WALTAN—" Those aw the latest, deah boy English walking-gloves, you know.” Gussiz—""Gwacious! Aw you going to walk on youh hands?” HER STANDING ON THE STAGE. +e YOU say your mother is on the stage?” h, yes; has been all her She must be old enough by ¢ to be in the ballet.” “No; she has outgrown = She's playing Little Eva now, QUATRAIN. A FRAGILE vase she seemed—a fragile vase Empty and cold, though wrought with perfect grace— Till Love came by—Love with his rosy wine. Deep was the chalice; swift the flush divine, COOKING-SCHOOL DESIGN. Littlegirl— Mother says she’s much obliged for the use of this dress-pattern.” ; Woman—"All right, little girl.” Little girl—"And she wants to know if you'll lend her your pat- divvil he won't foind it.” Mr. SoaKeMuaum—"' Der t'ree-ball game, mein young frendt, efery time.” _ tern for sponge-cake.”” comicbooks.com