Judge — February 25, 1893 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. MERGENCIES disclose resources. Habits are most easily broken before they are acquired. Doubtful experiments should always be made by some one else. He who forms judgments for his pleasure will reform them for his pains. H It is the truth about ourselves that we most dread because it is so easily recognized. If one must have a confidant let her wait until she can take a journey to the Egyptian sphinx. One should die about once every twenty or thirty years to free himseif from burdensome accumulations. Humanity has a way of throwing the dust of its lesser defects into the eyes in order to blind one to the enormity of its greater ones. KATWKINE GROSJEAN. iz A SMALL AFFAIR. Orrice-Bov—"* The book-keeper kicked me, sir.” EmpPLoyer—* Well, you don't expect me to have time to attend to all these little details 7” OFFERING HIM A CHANCE, $+ YOU don't know a good poem when you see one,” said an irate contributor to the editor who had returned his offerings. 1 do,” replied the editor with a pleasant smile. “Bring one in NO USE. +4] M GOING to ask that young man his intentions,” said her father. “Oh, papa!” cried the fair girl. “What's the use? It <a, " would only em- A DOUBLE-DISTILLED F. barrass him, , Cholly never Cotoxet, Tavtor (to Nonscvrte)—"* What is all this talk about a 24 an intention whisky trust?" ad 2 z—'* Not a word of truth in it. I've tried a dozen _ in his life.” petite! beep svar ott knock Fost head off.” |ATCH—"* You do and I'll flare up! See?” “EVIL TO HIM WHO EVIL THINKS." Fuppsy (to Ais neig * The boss said fer me ter keep thi cellar-door while repairs is goin’ on below. Hope folks ‘Il see it." Ot Rusty —" Now, them chaps think they ‘er goin’ ter make me walk raound that ‘er cellar-door, but if I am from th’ country I'll show ‘em a thing or— comicbooks.com