Judge — February 4, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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When you come to think of it what a poverty of distinction is displayed in the naming of coreities and towns. Some old yahoo named Smith or Jones or Mud squats on the public main and is gradually surrounded by other citizens, who eventually conclude to give ‘name to their settlement. With no consider- for their posterity, with no thought that metime in the future the newspapers may ate the details of a prize-fight or a bank- reck or a church scandal from their midst, vey call their hamlet Smithville or Jonesburg + Mudtown, and as such it staggers down the lack hall of eternity and in the fullness of time brings a blush to the cheeks of its citizens chen they get away from home and tell people where they live. —""Hoppy Doodle" in Osl City Blizzard. Mas. Wixstow’s SOOTHING SyRUP for Chi Uren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thoea, 25 cents a bottle. The Ituflalo Express has an article on the axe-trust. We wish that the Express would not interfere with Mr. Stevenson's affairs.—Roch- ester Herald, pe Disagreeable sensations resulting from cough vanish before Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Ars. Bargains—"* | don't see anything new in your catalogue this year. 1". “Mer- Have you looked at the date, mad- ater-Ocean, chan am? Jagson says justice is always represented as a woman because it's something that men are always after.—Elmira Gazette. 1S Aro at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Lead Wareroona, 149, 151, 153, 159 East 14th St, N.Y. SOHMER & Co., (Chicago, 1 #28 Siate BE. j Ban Franclacs, Cal, Unlon Clad Balding ‘scien Mog 184 Otive Su | Kanaan City, Me 1 Sala St. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. The superior quality of the material used, the ex- 7, 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. ‘Authorized Agents in every city. Mrs. D. had the misfortune to lose her hus- band after but one week of conjugal happiness. In her grief between sobs she exclaimed toa dear friend and consoler of a most uncertain age, ‘* Only one week married! It is so hard to bear—only a week!" Comfortingly, her friend replied, ** But, my dear, think how much better off you are than I am, who have never been married even one hour !"—Bloomington Eye. ? When Baby was sick, we gave her Castona. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. A striking feature of the Montana exhibit at the world’s fair will be a genuine gold brick worth two hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Most any one would be willing to get a brick like that in his hat.—Xochester Post-Express. Mental exhaustion or brain fatigue Promptly cured by Bromo-Seltzer—toc. ‘The moon has no water, astronomers tell us, so there is some excuse for its getting full reg- ularly every month.— Philadelphia Ledger. “Ah, here comes my old friend, Trotting- record Smith.” ‘* How does it come that he has such a peculiar name?” ‘ He gets broke every day."—Buffalo Express, M. Zola insists that he is not revolutionary. ‘What he wants is ‘reforms without violence.” ‘That is about the boy's idea of parental gov- ernment.—Binghamton Republican, Finlayson—* Say, Jenkins, I never saw you look so well. What have you been doing with yourself?” Jenkins—'* Nothing; only don- ning a new Dunlap. Say what you will, old boy, the hat often makes the man—especially if it'be a Dunlap.” HOTEL TRAYMORE, ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Leading Winter Resort. Judges are not sufficiently epigrammatic to suit some Their sentences are too long.—Binghamton Leader. CauppLe Creek Gotp Fietps—If you want to make a good investment write to Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Reference, Exchange National Bank. Any amount from $10 up. It is a wrong impression a man gets when he thinks he can pull himself out of trouble with a corkscrew.— Yonkers Stitesman. ‘The successful manager thanks his lucky stars for his prosperity.— Washington Star. People used to do so no longer. their movement and see a case. People Fahys Gold Filled Case hereafter for it will pay you to do so. movements, they don't much about cases, Please remem- ber to ask your jeweller to see a buy a watch complete. Knowing ones They select then ask to know about know Fahys In spite of modern improvements it still takes the average young man a long time to put on a pretty cousin's skates.— Somerville Journal. ‘As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, “Paw,” said little Tommy, ‘ what mean when you say a man’s genial?” he's a railroad man or a hotel-clerk."—£x- change. Wisdom is such a shy maiden that a lazy man rarely finds her,— Cleveland Plain Dealer. ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. THE STANDARD RAILWAY of AMERICA. TOURS TO THE GOLDEN GATE, Affording an exceptional opportunity to visit CALIFORNIA THE TOURISTS TRAVEL BY A Superbly Appointed Train of Pullman Vestibule Dra ‘Smoking and Li -Ronm, Sleeping, infng and Obscr- ion Cartan ence Counterpart of the Pennsylvania Limited, FEBRUARY Bub, 1893, MARCH 24, 1893. 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Genuine pieces have trade mark label. C. Dorflinger & Sons, New York, , “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND 'e Absolutely the Best. Wrutast Barzan, Manufacturer, Troy, N.Y. TO THE YOUNG FACE Porzoni's Complexion Powder gives fresher charms, to the old renewed youth. Try it, AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical Ink Erasing Pencil. Agents making @50 per week Monroe Eraser Mfg Co., X 326, La Crosse, Wis. Guaranteed to contain no rosin or any injurious substances. Delicacy of| erfume unexcelled. U. S. agents, MULHENS & KROPFF, New York. spring.—New York World. One base-ball rumor does not make an early ! It is harder to set a good example than to set a hen.—Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. Blackwell’s Sold everywhere. 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