Judge — February 4, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Teacher (to juvenile astronomy class) — “* How many stars can we see?" Small scholar —"* It depends on how hard we fall, ma’am."— Detroit Free Press, ‘The guaranteed cure for all headaches is Bromo-Seltzer—toc. a bottle. Old Diogenes would have had an anxious time of it in France.— Louisville Courier. Journal. For a disordered liver try Beecutam’s Pits. A woman can endure more than a man be- cause she has to.—Aschison Globe. SHE PLAYS THE PIANO. There's a lady above me who lives in a flat— I wish that the demons would take her. If I put it too strongly in speaking like that Till amend so that Satan may shake her. She doesn’t care “shucks” if I register kicks ‘And blacken the air with profaning, To her little piano she cleverly sticks, Though the neighborhood ’s pining and paining. (There she goes.) Ting tum, ting tum, ting tum, ting, Ting tum, ting tum, ting tum, ting. (She sings ** Maid of Athens.”) * Mai dof Athen zere we pa-r-t Gi vo gi vme back my h-e-a-r-t. (Ting, ting, ting.) Or since tha tas lef tmy breast Kee pit now and ta kth rest. O hear mi vow (ting, ting, ting.) Befo ri go (ting, ting, ting.) Ohe rmi vow befo ri go-0-0-0!" (Something breaks.) She murders Beethoven and Mendelssohn too Ina style very much Jack the ripper ; And Chopin and Mozart she'll gleefully woo ‘When her mood is inclined to be chipper. ‘Romanzas and nocturnes are five-o'clock teas, While rondos she gobbles for dinner. | You can talk as you like and remark what you please, But the girl in this flat is a winner. (She's at it again.) Ting, ting, te ting, ting, ting, te ting, Tiddie ding, de ding, ding, ding. ding. (She warbies “Sally in our alley.") “Aw vall thelay deesin our land There znone likepre ty-Sallee-ee-ce-ce. (Ting, ting.) 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