Judge, 1893-01-21 · page 12 of 18
Judge — January 21, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief humorous anecdotes interspersed. The actual satirical content is minimal. The main visual element is "FOR STOUT FOLKS," advertising obesity pills and a reduction band, featuring testimonials from people claiming weight loss. This reflects late-19th-century attitudes toward body image and patent medicine marketing. The scattered jokes are period commentary: - A reference to **Boulanger** (likely General Georges Boulanger, French political figure) suggests outdated relevance by the article's date - Quips about women's suffrage ("If female suffrage...will the two-headed lady...") reflect contemporary debates - Jokes about the University of Chicago and Kansas reflect regional stereotypes The remainder comprises patent medicine, bicycle, and whisky advertisements typical of Judge's revenue model. No significant political cartoons appear on this page—it's essentially a standard advertising-heavy issue of a satirical magazine from the 1890s era.
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Burington Houte BEST LINE OVERMAN WHEEL Co. woevom. WASMINATON, DENVER. GAN PRANCIOCO. A.G. SPALDING & BROS., Special Agents, emeaae. new yore, PUMADELaHA. A nate ares en eed etamp for eatiogos JPOWELLACLEMENT CO. ‘CINCINNATI, ONO. Flossie’s grandfather has of late been grow- ing stout and at the same time his hair has been growing thinner. The other day the youngster was running her hands over his face and head and the changes startled her.‘ My. oh!” she exclaimed, ‘the cracks is all goin out of grandpa’s face and his hair's wearin’ out on top."—Free Press. FOR STOUT FOLKS. PAMOUR PILLS AND RANDR Frait ‘batt reduce Your welent Double BREECH LOADER $7.50 RIFLES $2.00 BICYCLES $15. Maney troablest hee Mify the complexion. ° ¢ ‘fall of contdence, but not 80 1 one of your loudest shoutere se hhave induced several of ys Uo Ko tO your store to talk with you,andget your Obealty Pils. "Phe pilis are a sure remedy for dye Depaia, which in many cases ts the malo cause of fot Armour, Mills, and Johnson have each reduced over 20 pounds with the kdlson pills, 8.3. K fix0 Removes Obesity and Improves the Complexion. Miss Susan Lee Matthews Beacon, st. Boston, Mass Since Aug: 1, {have reduced my welgit about § pounds Der peek, 1 have ‘used an cheaity band; 3 bettice of Ebesity pitts: wore the band tor boure cach day. My Sbaomigat nicasaro tat inches lean. ‘The pills Improve the‘complezion and make the akin of the’ face stnooth Eiviosa's pie vy two lady triendy, Ste Thorodiie aed two lady fr tends, Mra. Thorodike an Kira Matthews of Arlington Strept. Measurementgor the band is the largest part of the n: The Sands cost ¢2 a each forany length up to ‘at for one larker thaa 98 fuchen add 10 cent buy the eait. pits and direct from our stores. or By tall orexpreas, Or, utr roel wit fara then, fag" but after you pay your money you receive positive Instractions about st Paice oF Price, $1.90 Pex Borris, vow $4.00. .. Propnetors and Gen'l Agts. ny A State Street, Chicago, Ml. 2222 Hamilton Place, Roston, Mass. 42 A West zand Street, New York City. Cut this out and keep it, and send for our full (Scoluma) article on Obesity. LORING & Ct It is related of a resident of South Atchison, Kansas, that he is so anxious to do the right thing in the right place that when he wishes to brood over anything he goes to his chicken- house.—Blissard. Cook's Extra Dry Champagne is one of the most delicious beverages in the market. Once tried it will always be on your table. The new university of Chicago has an in- structor for about every six students. But when that university gets down to actual work those professors will have their hands full if any large percentage of the students are. re: cruited from the windy city.— Utica Observer. Angostura Bitters is the best tonic in the world for dyspeptics. Manufactured only by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, Sold everywhere by druggists. If female suffrage ever comes about, will the two-headed lady be allowed one vote or two?—A tanta Constitution, Don't Tobacco-spit Your Life Away truthful utle of a little book just re- ‘all about Notobac, the wonderful, jaranteed cure for the to- Tobacco users who want avery fo ‘and can't, by mentioning Juoce can get the to book mailed free.” Address THE STERLING. EDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. If Boulanger were alive he would be able to get up a very creditable torch-light procession, —Washirigion Pest. With nerves unstrung and head that aches Wise woman Bromo-Seltzer takes—10c. Like nearly all French duels, the last one is aterrible sufferer from anemia.— Milwaukee Sentinel, 25c. for a box of BeEcHAm’s PILts worth a guinea. Many a stanch Democrat feels as if he were being born again under the influences of the last few weeks, and all he asks is a good berth, —Philadelphia Times, SICKNESS AMONG CHILDREN, especially infants, is prevalent at all times, but is largely avoided by giving proper nourishment and wholesome food. ‘The most successful and reliable is the Gail Borden Eagle” Brand Condensed Mill. Your grocer and droggist sell it, “You look perturbed, Joba.” ‘I'm mad. It'd make anybody mad to/have that man Smith | get him mad and then get mad just because he gets mad."—Chicago Afail, P19 Science So) MEDICAL SCIENCE great triumph in the production of PILLS ie. stm toe vous Disorders arising Digestion, Constipati store women to complete health. Covered with a Tasteless & Soluble Coating, Ofall 4 Price 25 cents a box. 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COCOA and CHOCOLATE can no more be com= pared with each other than Skimmed Milk to Pure Cream. CHOCOLAT MENIER offers what the most particular eplcured seek and all medical men desire:'a whole some, agreeable food of a deciied renovating power. "A sample of this Incomparable chocolate “CHOC LAT MENIER—will be sent to any ad dress If you name this pablication. ‘ASK YOUR GROCER FOR CHOCOLAT ‘ght, | Grocers also Invite. to forw Usts of thelr eu: tomers to be sup- plied with samples, MENIER, Union Sq., New York. Diamonds, - Watches, Jewelry Of the better class. Designs, Reasonable Prices. HENRY ABBOTT & CO., 14 Maiden Lane, New York, Beware of imitation. TICE. AUTOGHAPH OF BEL HE GENUINE reat Western The Finest * CHAMPAGNE PR) Now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homes in Pr A home product which Americans are especially Proud of. 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