Judge, 1893-01-21 · page 13 of 18
Judge — January 21, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising with minimal editorial cartoon content**. The main visual humor appears in a small domestic scene showing a sour-faced woman confronting her husband about coming home late. The joke relies on the tired trope that an unattractive wife drives her husband away from home—the wife assumes her husband avoids her because of her appearance. The page is dominated by **late 19th-century advertisements** for products like wine, whiskey, breakfast cocoa, railroad tours to California, cuff holders, and hair goods. These ads reflect the commercial nature of Judge magazine, which subsidized satirical content through extensive advertising. The scattered **editorial fragments** discuss minor social gossip (Mrs. Diggs vs. Mrs. Lease in Kansas politics) and cynical observations about marriage and consumer culture typical of Judge's satirical tone. The overall page demonstrates how satirical magazines of this era balanced editorial humor with commercial revenue.
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Retucky Ube fineat of golden rye: malt, taiae aod uiotstalw epee ACKER, MERRALL d& CONDIT, Chambers 8 ce Blade ane Warren Se, Stew Tore Nee ree “ Suitable discount to the trade in quantities ” NESS Al NOISES CURED by Pecks ») oy: secant riety Successful when all remedies fail. Write for book proots FREE. Sold only by F. Hmcox, 863 Broadway, New York, TAS 304 HAIR: GOODS of every description for ladies and gentlemen on hand and made ABLISHED 1840. toorder. Send for my circular. L-RAUCHFUSS 44 Kast 12th St., NEW YORE. and other Mounted Heads, Animais, Birds, Fur Rugs, Sioux Relics. Send stamp for photos and List. "J.D. Allen, Taxidermist, Mandan, N. D. YES, LINK CUFFS ARE EXPENSIVE, BUT SEE HERE! ‘You want them and so does every one gee eho wears cuffs. We ad! nearly 30.000 pales a dev, pie ELITE” CUFF-NHOLDER makes adjustable abd reverse Lint Gugiet your oratory cuff esabies you Co eae Link “dutians with. your plata Sumy or you can tse it'an ak ordloary cumhoiner: ifgour déater does not yet Keep it ua bend receives pair Oy Of wewill sena ope palt 0 one pair of Gold Front or ling’aliver Link ‘Cutt-battons tor Owe Volfar (aii. ‘This te the same rate at slic we ‘apnly thetn to, the JoUbin tradelp rot [oa Jeweler: reguinr ret rice being Two’ Dollars r Wevfoske tule omer merely to itrofce } SNOW'd MENDE. Manutnct'rs 8. B. 5 CLINTON AVE., ALBANY, N. ¥- We positively guarantee there goods, fay return them for full vane if tTactory Pianos, : TTY catie Face Bast Peat, wakiose Mrs. Diggs of Kansas claims that it was she and not Mrs. Lease who defeated Senator Ingalls. Goin, girls, and let Peffer and Simpson hold your bonnets. — Exchange. The greatest ‘pain-annihilator of the age is Salvation Oil. It always cures. The honeymoon always stops with the husband's credit at the grocery store and the wife’s credit at the dry- goods emporium.—Dallas News. Scott's Emulsion arrests wasting diseases by rapidly and abundantly supplying sound tissue, pure blood, and nerve force. When the men meet a bride they look at her face, The women look at her clothes.— Atchison Globe, “The cry is, still they come!” said Macbeth just previous to his gettin knocked out by the noble Macduff. ‘And at Sohmer & Co.'s piano ware- rooms, 149-155 East Fourteenth street, the cry is, still come the orders for their popular instruments, that are sent over all the land and sea to gladden happy homes with their melodious notes and refining influences. The Sohmer is an adjunct of civilization and plays an important part in the history of the world's best interests. The Jupce, that prince of pictorial humorous papers, should not be left out of consideration for the coming year. It isa clean paper, but as full of wit and humor as an egg is full of nutriment. The JUDGE has corraled some of the best pictorial artists in the world, There are no better than Zim, Gillam, Hamilton, Victor, and the other knights of the pencil who con- tribute to Jupce’s brilliant pages. It's worth the cost hundreds of times over to have such broad smiles, such good, hearty, uproarious laughs as JupGE provokes. Each copy is a feast of reason spiced with the keenest wit and illustrated in the highest style of ar- tistic humor. Take the JunGx for the coming year and it will be better than diet, medicine, or a course of athletic training to keep you in good spirits and good health.—Zlizabeth (NV. /.) Journal. INTERESTING TO BEER- DRINKERS. A representative ot the Globe-Demecrat called on Mr. August Anheuser-Busch, the ‘vice-president of the Anheuser-Busch Brew- tag Association, the largest brewing estab- lishment in the world, in relation to an article which appeared in the National Zejfung recently, having a German motto, Hopfen und Malz, Gott Erhalts."” He said ft loses to a certain extent its rhythmic cadence in its translation into English, “Hops and malt, God protect them,” loses none of its pith or significance. have a copy of the issue here and will trans- late a portion of it. ‘The old German prov. erp, “Hops and malt, God protect them,’ was formerly held in esteem by both brewer and beer-drinker, and we Germans have al- ways been proud to be able to manufacture aliquid from malt and hops which is bealthy and strengthening, and which our forefa- thers drank and then lived toa good old age. Tt is a beverage whose mission it was to take the place of and reduce the consump- tion of whisky. “Many brewers use the cheaper ingredient of corn instead of barley in the manufacture of beer. Now this so- called corn beer'is entirely devoid of many of the nutritious products found in barley- malt beer, and in addition contains a much larger proportion of alcohol. Corn beer has no flavor. What has made beer the national Grink of the world is the barley-malt flavor. and this is entirely wanting in the chea com beer. Beer brewed from barley-malt is healthful and strengthening, building up the constitution, and can be used to great advantage by brain-workers. invalids, oF the most delicate females. We take a par- donable pride in the products of our estab- lishment, and no corn is ever used here. ‘The demand for our products has of late gonstantly increased, and we are constantly Duilding in order to supply the demand. We make a beer that has stood the test of time and has established a reputation at the very top. This and this only we shall con- tinue to supply to the trade, in the hope that sn time the people will become educated up to our standard and will compel other brew- €13 to follow our example, at which time we shall even then hope to make ours a little the best."—Bon fort's Wine and Spirit Circular of New York, November 10th, 182, p32 C.G.SHAYNE, Manufacturing Furrier, 124 West gzd St., Bet. Broadway and 6th Ave., New York, Will consolidate his two houses on February Ist. The entire wholesale and retail busi- ness will be removed from 103 Prince St. to. Shayne’s Building, 124 West 42d St., where, with increased facilities, small expenses, having no rent to pay, he will be enabled to sell reliable and elegant Furs at the lowest possible prices. A Prosperous Season. Notwithstanding the past season has been one of the most prosperous in the history of the fur trade, and furs of every description are becoming scarcer every year, yét in or- der to reduce stock for the put of con- solidation and to effect sales, furs of every description will be offered at cost, and in many instances less than cost, during the next three weeks. A Great Offer. Fur capes will be offered at a discount of 33 1-3 per cent. less than actual value. $60 Capes will be sold for $40; $45 capes for $30; $30 capes for $20, and $25 capes for $15. Enormous Reduction in Prices. Magnificent sealskin, mink, and sable capes, which formerly sold for $150, will be sold for $100. ‘The $200and $225 garments for $150. The $275 and $300 garments for $200. The $350 garments for $250. The $400 and $450 garments will be sold for $300, and the balance of the $500 garments will be sold for $350. The §750 and §800 garments for $500. Balance of the imported fur-lined gar- ments will be sold at less than cost of man- ufacturing in Europe. Splendid Bargains. Mufis of every description, Neck Boas, Scarfs, Sealskin Capes and Gloves, Fur- lined Overcoats, Sleigh Robes; in fact, everything in stock will be sold at prices less than the same can be manufactured for. Rugs and Mats Marked Down. One lot of Fur Floor Mats, size 3x5 feet, choice for $2.50—less than half value. The 1| entire stock of rugs and mats at correspond- ingly low prices. ‘his sale will continue at both stores until at least $150,000 worth of goods have been sold. No such bargains in Furs have been or will be again offered in New York. All manufactured garments have the firm name in, thereby carrying the guarantee of reliability. This reduction refers only to manufact- ured goods. Skins will not be sold at any less prices than they have been all the sea- son, and garments manufactured to order cannot be produced at any less pricesthan they have been during the season. I desire not only to reduce my stock, but make this sale one of the best advertise- ments I have ever had, so that the people in New York may in the future come direct to my 42d Street Store and be supplied with everything reliable and elegant in Fashion- able Furs at manufacturers’ lowest prices. C. C. Shayne, Manufacturing Furrier, N. B.—Mail orders. will -be promptly, filled. 0 Other Chemicals Sy are used in tho Preparation of W. BAKER & C0.’S ‘pure and soluble. thas morethan three times || the strength of Cocoa mixed jwith Btarch, Arrowroot or ‘Sugar, and 1 far more éco- tess than one cent a cup. ‘Dourishing, and RAsiLT Sold by Grocers everywhere. ‘W. BAKER & CO, Dorchester, Mass, ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. THE STANDARD RAILWAY of AMERICA. TOURS TO THE GOLDEN GATE, Affording an exceptional opportunity to visit CALIFORNIA THE TOURISTS TRAVEL BY A Superbly Appointed Train of Pullman Vestibule Drawing-Room, Sleeping, ‘Smoking and Library, Dining and Obser- a Care—an exact Counterpart of the Pennsylvania Limited, FEBRUARY 8th, 1893. DATES of staTnc | MARCH 2d, 1893, MARCH 29th, 1893, for frst and second tours include all nec essary expenses in both directions, three days’ board at Hotel del Coronado, San Diego, and transportation to the principal resorts of Callfornia, For the third tour all necessary expenses are included for the entire time absent. Return limits of tickets for all tours adjustable 10 the wishes of tounsts. Tourlst Agent and Chaperea Accempsny Each Party. For itinerary containing full information, apply to Ticket, Agents or address Tourist Agent. 849 Broad way, New York; 860 Fulton Street, Brooklyn; oF 933 South Fourth Sireet, Philadelphia. CHAS. E. PUGH, J. R, WOOD, GEO. W. BOYD, Gen. Manager." Gen.Pass.A gt. Aut.Gen-Pass.Agh, People who think that, even with its new forty-inch telescope, Chicago may discover any virtue in St. Louis do not understand’ the situ- ation in the least.— Boston Globe. When the natural gas piped from Indiana meets the breath that rises from the Chicago river. it will be well to put paper-weights on some of those twenty-story buildings.— Detroit ‘SOLID SILVERINE *% *' comicbooks.com