Judge — January 21, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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It blows. And the wind kicks up a shindy. It blows. Great Scott, just hear that windy ! ‘The clapboards shake on the cottage wall ‘And outdoor blinds get loose and fall, For the day is wild and windy. It shows my old coat's tattered li Maby can’t sleep and keeps a Bat this is the fate of Buffalo, Into our lives some wind must blow— ‘Some days must be wild and windy. —Buffalo Express, Mrs, Winstow’s SooTHtNe SyRup for Chil dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thera, 25 cents a bottle. This silver-statue business may be all right, but when the New York Recorder breaks out thus, But the fact remains, Miss Rehan Has been chosen beauty's que-an, it is about time to call a halt before paresis en- forces one.—Chicago Dispatch. Charlie and Amy were looking at the moon, “What a good man God was to make such a beautiful moon!” said Amy.“ Man!" re- peated Charlie reprovingly. ‘*If ever there was a gentleman God is one."— Edith Robin- son in Kate Field's Washington, ‘To pass the winter season comfortably avoid colds by using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Minister—" So you go to school, do you, Bobby?" Bobby —"* Yes, sir.” Minister “Let me hear you spell kitten.” Bobby—"* I'm getting to be too big a boy to spell kitten, sir. ‘Try me on cat."— Troy Press. ‘The best of the Christmas numbers of the humorous weeklies was that of JucR, and the proof of it was the fact that the enormous edition was exhausted within two weeks from the day of publication. It was the best humorous holi- day number ever published in this country.— Baltimore American, DF. LEsiie, £, KEELEY’S TREATMENT FOR OAUNKENNESS DRUG ADDICTION AND NERVE EXHAUSTIO! tal ‘State only at the Keeley Insti- bamton, - Canad ‘address or. "zh Tarn Blog! yon.” For terms, ate, oF at the following offices: T oom 10, Chapin Block, Syrecuse 12 Eliwanger & gee, Ait comaniee BW ARE OF IMITATORS| tons strietly confideatial A Pennsylvania girl went out with a pistol to shoot a man and winged an aged aunt in- stead, "Woman and her aim” now ascends in the category of interesting subjects from the rostrum of the female seminary to the news | columns of the daily press.—Chicago Times. ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castor. ‘When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Gladys—""1 suppose your brother Henry hasn't done much walking since he bought a bicycle?” Bernice—"*No; he broke his leg the first time he tried to ride it."—Free Lance. Man is sometimes: forced to lick the hand that smote him when he yearns to smite the band that licked him.— Yonkers Gazette, “When pain and anguish wring the brow ‘A ministering angel thou"—Bromo-Seltzer. 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A Gols aucds Canesten ee Ladies’ chatelaine, gentle- men's and boys’ waiches, Siem winding and setting. 3 STARCH GROWS STICKY, nis is the ouly Conplcsion Powder for use. “1 wonder why that typewriting-machine manufacturing firm paid ten thousand dollars for that world's-fair coin?" ‘Oh, their head typewritist said she wanted it, I ee ppoee. and t settled it." —Pittsburg Dispatch, Bryson—"" There are sixty-five million Amer- ican ‘Sovereigns, but they don't wear crowns.” MeCormick —" Of course not; they prefer Dunlap hats. Russians are asking that women be given the same privileges in matters of government that men enjoy. It has been the general opin ion that women were already admitted to Si- beria.—Courier-Journal. If you are open to invest in, gold-mining properties (mines, stocks or prospect) it will y you to write Frank G. Peck, Colorade prings, Colorado. Reference by permission Exchange National Bank He thinks upon last summer With mild astonishment. ‘Tis truly nice to gaze on ice ‘That doesn't cost a cent. — Washington Star. It is worthy of note that the bravest of French duelists never volunteers to participate in a foot-ball game.—Chicago News-Record. The great principle underlying machine poll tics is really that of any machinist—a place for every tool.—Philadeiphia Times. Avold Damp acd Chilly Rooms, ““CARBONITE”’ coat. CLEAN, NOT EXPLOSIVE. NO SMOKE, NO SMELL. Burns Anywhere WITHOUT CHIMNEY ‘BUT BEST in OUR PORTABLE HEATERS, KITCHEN, LAUNDRY STOVES, FOOT AND CARRIAGE WARMERS. For Living Rooms, Bay Windows, Bathrooms, Butlers’ Pantries, Extensions, Greenhouses, Art Gallertes, Stables, Dairy, Carriages, Sleighs and Vehicles. All places where heat ts desired. SEND Yon LEArLer. Sotp ny Tux Hovarrunwisume axp Stove TRapE. AMERICAN SAFETY FUEL CO., 67 Cortlandt St., N. 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