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This page is primarily **advertisements with light humor**, typical of Judge magazine's format. The main joke at top depicts a Boston woman arriving in heaven. St. Peter's reaction—"I know you have, or else you'd stand and hallo, 'It is me'"—mocks Boston Brahmin accent and social pretension. The satire suggests Bostonians are so distinctive and self-important that even in the afterlife, they'd announce themselves with characteristic pomposity. The humor relies on recognizing Boston's reputation as an elite, culturally proud city. The remainder of the page consists almost entirely of **product advertisements** (pianos, soap, watches, tobacco, collars) with scattered short jokes from other newspapers interspersed. There are no significant political cartoons or social commentary beyond the opening Boston joke.

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‘A Boston maiden died one day ‘And mounted up on high ; She knocked upon the pearly gates ‘And murmured, “It is T've just got in from Boston town.” St. Peter cried in glee, ““T know you have, or else you'd stand And hallo, * It is me.’"— 7ruth, Mrs. WiNsLow’s SoorHine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ams, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea, 25 cents a bottle, Maud—" I don't see you at Dr. Flipsley's church any more.” Madge—"* No ; the colors sun throws through those new stained-glass dows were too trying to my complexion, so I was obliged to sever my connection with the church.’ Brooklyn Eagle, Many prominent citizens and officials rec ommend Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Echo, in Boston, invariably answers, ‘In what locality 7” — Hot Springs (South Dakota) For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, | AR Journal of Health, “ Excellent dandruff, chap. Ring ‘and itching."— Med. and SOAP 823388 DF. LESLIE E, KEELEY’S TREATMENT FOR DRUNKENNESS, DDICTION, AND NERVE EX ibitined lav AState als we-the White Vhs, Bloghamton, a” For t heal New York. Husband Time and you may Time a Husband. It can only be done—the first part of it—with an accurate watch; more than this, a lady’s watch ought to be really tasteful and ele- gant. One thing a woman can never dispense with—no_ matter what her means may be—is style. The price need ‘never prevent your possessing a beautiful little chatelaine or hunting-case watch, with jeweled movement—to insure accuracy—and cased in coin-silver or 14-Karat, filled, gold—warrant- ed. Itis the new, quick-winding Materbury. $4 to $15. Every jeweler setts itin various Styles for everybody. That includes---you know who. Digestible is defined in ant easy of ai n and Fupplies at the same eet Amount of nutriment and excels in del “ BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. Absolutely the Beat. Waasast Barcer, Manufacturer, Troy, N. Y. Lawyer—"* So you have had this stolen ring trom Babybood. ° Pray, what is your age? The court—* The question is impertinent. ‘The lady need not answer.” Lawyer—** Well, how long have you owned the ring ?'—/ezoel- ers Weerly. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castor, ‘When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Hownow—"' Do you find the book interest- ing?” Mfrs. Tangletongue—**Oh, very.” Hownow—*"*Who is the author?" Mfrs. Tangletongue—"* Oh, his name isn't given is published unanimously."—Boston Courier. To quickly relieve Neuralgic Headache Use Bromo-Seltzer—toc. a bottle. The king can do no wrong—if the other fel- low has the aces.—Blissard. Os aE PIAN EUGEN D'ALBERT: From fullest convic- tion I declare them to be the best Instruments of America, DR. 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If you are open to invest in gold-mining Properties (mines, stocks or prospect) it will pay you to write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Reference by permission, Exchange National Bank. ** There's a time to work and a time to play,” but to the hand-organ grinder both times come at once.—Rochester Democrat, Kepacn otras Warerooms: **4sW.*teots w,% 8. ¥- Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. ‘These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, Armour’s Extract. A graceful act of hospitality is to offer your evening guests a cup of Bouillon before leav- ing. Use Armour's Extract of Beef and boil- ing water ; add salt, pepper and a thin slice of lemon to each cup, Serve with plain crackers. There are many ways of using Armour's Ex- tract. Our little Cook Book explains several. We mail it free. Armour & Co., Chicago. Good billiard-playing depends Speake cue ange a the condition of the cut The CHAMPION "TIP holds chalk as no other tips do. Never slips. a Sample doten, assorted, yor. Box containing 100, $2.50. Champion Billiard Tip Co. 17 Province Street, Boston, “Wiener” “Special Dark Brew” aed “lager Beer” Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.* Celebrated ‘Brand ** Pickings.’ MARBURG BROS. SOHMER are et reat yes Rapa ‘and Preferred by Warrooms, 19 SU 1 a uae, wY. HMER & CO. os 84 18a rascon, Bode sete see Sey; Mowtise has Oe AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY ‘or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical fru Brasing Pencil Agents oatiog @80 per weet, Monroe Eraser Mf'g Co., Box 326, La Crosse, Wis. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. 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