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This page is primarily **advertising** with scattered brief humorous quips and jokes typical of Judge magazine's format. The jokes reference familiar late-19th-century concerns: a divorce lawyer's expertise ("domestic broil"), sabbath newspaper reading, tobacco use and quitting, flirtation, and cattle prices. One piece jokes about U.S. imperial ambitions regarding Chile, mentioning "twenty-three active volcanoes" and "war-debts"—likely referencing contemporary American expansionism. The advertisements promote products reflecting period consumer culture: patent medicines (pills for weight loss, liver pills), bicycles, firearms, condensed milk, beef extract, jewelry, and notably W.L. Douglas shoes marketed as economical footwear for gentlemen. **Pozzoni's Medicated Complexion Powder** receives prominent display with a man's photograph—typical advertising for cosmetics targeting both men and women. The "insist on having" language suggests brand competition and consumer awareness. No identifiable political cartoons or caricatures appear on this page; it's a standard magazine advertising/humor layout.

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Burlington Route | BEST LINE CAG Coie eT LaUIS 7 §T. PAUL » MINNEAPOLIS OVERMAN WHEEL CO. seston. wasnimaron. ‘A.G. SPALDING & Double BREECH LOADER $7.50 RIFLES $2.00 BICYCLES $15. CINCINNATI, O10. FOR STOUT FOLKS. HAMOUS PILLS AND BANDS joublest keep you Deautlfy the complexion Toudest shouters, y Pilla. L have Induced several of fo Zour more to tal with you, and get ie pilis are a sure re t dye ‘the main cause of fat di A divorce lawyer likes a domestic broil done | brown, —Binghamton Republican, Forty years in the market and not an | teration. "* Strictly pure” is the motto. Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. The best idea of a sabbath-day's journey is obtained when one tries to wade through a Sunday newspaper.— Lowell Courier, ‘ow, let good d and health on’ both, taking Angostura Bitters. gert & Sons, Manufacturers. estion wait on rppetite, is a favorite toast after Dr. J. G. B. Sie- “Is Jack here to-night?” ‘Yes, but you can’t see him ; he’s behind the chrysanthemum in his button-hole."—Bosten Gazette. Don't Tobacco-spit Your Life Away is the startling, truthful title of a little book just re- ceived, telling all about Notodac, the wonderful, harmless, enconomical, guaranteed cure for the te cco habit im every form. Tobacco users who want {o quit and cant, by mentioning Junce can get the book mailed free. "Address THE STERLING REM. EDY CO., Box 731, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. Visitor—'* How does the land lie out this | way?" Native—'* It ain't the land that lies, sir; it's the land agents." — Philadelphia Record, For a clear head and steady nerves Itzer—r10c. a bottle. Judge (to the defendant)—"' You confess, then, that you called the plaintiff a ‘cow’ Defendant" Ves, .do.” Judge (tothe plain, )—" Well, what damages do you want?" Plaintif—"l want fifty dollars reparation of character.” Judge —"* That is rather a big sum for such an offense.” Plaintiff (a drover) “* But, your honor, please take into consider- | ation the present high price of cattle, if you please.""—Omaha Mercury, Brecnam's Pitts for a bad liver. | He—"" Do you ever fancy you'd like to hear the man in the moon talk?” Ske—"* Yes, if | it were the man in the honeymoon."—Koches- ter Post-Express. |The Cudahy Process There’s as many ways of transforming the lean meat of a steer into a solid or liquid extract of beef as there are steers. All ways are not good ways—clean ways. King among Savory Foods stands CUDAHY’S EXTRACT o BEEF Properly called the “Rex” Brand Your dealer knows the difference— insist on “Rex.” THE CUDAHY PACKING CO. South Omaha, Neb. Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry) Of the better class. New and Original Designs, Reasonable Prices. HENRY ABBOTT & CO., 14 Maiden Lane, New York, GOOD COOKING is one of the chief blessings of every home. To always insure good custards, puddings, sauces, etc., use Gail Borden “* Eagle” Brand Con- densed Milk. Directions on the label. Sold by your grocer and druggist. If we capture Chili we get twenty-three active volcanoes, some exhausted nitrate-beds and a grand assortment of war-debts. If Chili captures us—but that’s another story.—Chicago Ses Borris S (Tasteless—Effectual. ) For Sick- Headache, I've dismissed the doctor : my Rambler takes his place. Never was healthier; never so happy ; and it's so easily learned. "Why don’t you try it yourself, dear? Get list. GORMULLY & JEFFERY Mfg. Co., Chicago, Boston, Washington, New York. INSIST on having OZZONI'S MEDICATED COMPLEXION POWDER and do notlet your dealer sell you any other. Pozzoni’s Is absolute- ly pure and contains no white lead or other injurious Ingredients. IT IS SOLD EVERYWHERE WOODBURY’S FACIAL SOAP FOR THE SCALP, SKIN AND COMPLEXION. The result of 20 years’ practical experience in treat- ing Skin and Scalp Diseases. WOODBURY’S ANTISEPTIC SHAVING-STICKS AND BARS. Impossible to contract a skin disease when used, Insist on your barber using it when shaving you, AT DRUGGISTS OR BY MAIL. A Sam book on . Seal, treatment, sent sealed on receipt of 10 ets.; also Distgurements. like Birth Marks, Moles, Warts, lo dia Ink and Powder Marks, Scars, Pittings, Redness of Nose, Superfluous Hair, Pimples, Facial Develop ment, Changing the Features, Shaping the Ears Nose, etc. JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatologist, Vv Chicago OfMice, 70 Dearborn Street. Consultation Free at Office or by letter. le Cake wf Facial Soap and a 150-page ermatology and Beauty, illustrated : oo ‘vous and Blood Diseases and their and Sor oe nan OF FRAUD, W. L, DOUGLAS $3 SHOE ania. Impaired Digestion, Liver Disorders and Female Ailments. Renowned all over the Worid. Covered with s Tasteless & Goluble Coating- Ack for Beecham's ard take no_cthers, Made at St. Helens, England. Sold by druggists and dealers. Price 2G cents & box. New York Depot, 965 Canal St. A_ sewed shoe that will not rip; Calf, seamless, smooth inside, more comfortable, stylish and durable than any other shoe ever soldatthe price. Every style. Equals custom- made shoes costing from 24 t0 $6 ‘The following are of the same high standard of and $5.00 Fine Calf, Hand.Sewed. 50 Pouce, Farmers and Letter-Carriers, 2.50, $2.38 and $2.00 for Working Men, Prityer ey ‘1,75 for, Youths and Boys, : : Aegis gs ora LABTES, ,OLD BLUE RIBBON Whisky. to the best valt Boonomize in |A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. Its purity guaranteed. Put up one dozen bottles in a | case. Every bottle bas blue ribbon attached bearing. t our signature, Barrel goods sold in Bond. Ask your | sraee | dealer for it. Agents wanted. Price, $15 per dozen bottles. FIBLE & CRABB DISTILLING CO., Eminence, Ky. hout $ pounds ‘vottles of nday. My Measurement for the band 1s the largest part of the andomen: ‘The bands cost #2.20 each for any length up to nan 98 {aches add 10 cents | ‘ean buy the ealt, pills and ial or express. OF, Paice of Pecit Sat, $100, Pits, $1.20 Pex Borrix, On 3 HortLes vow $408, LORING & CO., Proprietors and Gen'l Agts. Hy A State Street, Chicago, Ti. 2227 Hamilton Place, Roston, Mass, 42 A West 22nd Street, New York City. Cut this out and keep it, and send for our full (Scolumn) article on Obesity. a A Preaek er ‘ee Home Amesements MOALLISTER, wt Sc rn Ta A comicbooks.com