Judge — January 7, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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CANADA AND UNCLE SAM. Fair Canada, a maiden sweet As those with roses at their feet, Stands half reluctant—cold but {ai ‘The gleaming snow-flakes in her hair. Behind her stream in frosty nights Her ribbons of the northern lights ;. Her cape the winds blow free and far Is fastened with the polar star. ‘The Pleiades are diamonds fair With which she pins her streaming hair, And thus with frost-kissed cheek of rose Stands the fair maiden of the snows. And Uncle Sam has turned his eyes Toward those blushing northern skies, And the coy shivering beauty there Seems very sweet and very fair. But he is patient and will bide Until she comes a willing bride And the old mother o'er the sea Shall give her daughter willingly. She need not through the coming years Stand sobbing, weeping frozen tears ; But though she pouts and turns away He'll wait for her to name the day. ‘Sam Walter Foss in the Yankee Blade, Mrs, WinsLow’s Sootiine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- thoea, 25 cents a bottle. Patient—"What would you think of a warm- er climate for me, doctor?" Dactor—'* Good Lord, man ! that’s just what I am trying to save you from."—Pharmaceutical Era. All who are exposed to the weather should keep Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup handy. A Kansas woman's social-science club has petitioned the legislature of that state to abol- ish the smoking-room in sleeping-cars. If the women want the partition removed so that they can hear the conversation they are making a mistake.— Utica Observer. DR. LESLIE E, KEELEY’S TREATMENT. FOR | ORUNKENNESS vite Bi Westteld, and Babyton For terms, Inslttute, or at the f ollowt fapin Block, a Gave . Syracuse: ‘communica. ‘strictly confidential, Mrs, Lackwit—" What is this new silver- ware combination?" Mr. Lackwit— Oh, it's another application of the interchangeable idea, by which a teapot may be used as a chafing- dish, a punch-bowl or a shaving -mug."—/etw elers’ Weekly. When Baby was sick, we gave hertCastoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. A five-year-old Murray hill girl, who went to a fashionable church wedding with her mother, was asked at night by her father to de- scribe the bride, and said, “Well, she had a mosquito-net over her head and there are no flies on her."—New York Commercial Adver- tiser. ys For that ** out-o'-sorts feeling” Take Bromo-Seltzer—roc. a bottle. “Satan,” said one of the imps, ‘*are you going to the world’s fair?" “* Yes," returned Satan, ‘There will be a big gang there, of course, but I always feel at home in Chicago.” —Brooklyn Life. Rural child—'* 1 don't believe the canal com- panies cares much for children." Afother— ‘Why not?” Rural child—"" In the summer they put the water in so we'll get drowned, and in the winter they let the water out so we can’t skate." — Street & Smith's Good News. NNBE EUGEN D’ALBERT: From fullest convic- tion I declare them to be the best Instruments of America. DR. HANS YON BULO the absolutely best in America ALFRED GRUNFELD: I consider them the best Instruments of our Times, P. TSCHAIKOWSKY: Combines with great Volume of Tone a rare sympathetic and noble Tone Color and perfect action. NEWYORK, BALTIMORE, 148 Fifth Avence, 22 & 24 B, Baltimore Bt, WASHINGTON, 817 Pennsylvania Avo, CHICAGO, LYON T declare them LY, Btate and Monroe Sts. YALE It ts the choicest Smoking Tobacco that ex- perience can produce or that money can buy. MIXTURE KING TOBACCO “Prove all things ; hold fast that which is good.” One thing has proven good, and is held fast by intelligent, conservative people: —The new guick- winding ‘Water: bury” watch. It winds in about five seconds, like any good stem-winding watch, It is a stem-set watch, with jeweled movement and coin- silver or 14-karat, gold filled cases. Better than a cheap Swiss watch. The price is still low. our fowler solls tt in various styles path for indies nnd gentlemen: 7 tb “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. Absolutely the Best. ‘Waztam Barexz, Manufacturer, Troy, N. Y. ‘A man never forgets how good he is to oth- ers.—Siftings. THE SOFT CLOW OF ‘The tea rose is acquired by ladies who use Pozzoni's Complexion Powder. Try it. AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY ‘or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical Tnx Erasing Pencil. Agents making @50 per_week. Monroe Eraser Mfg Co., Box 326, La Crosse, Wis. There is all the difference in the world between the soda fountain and the fountain of nature; it's the dif- ference between the artificial and real. The enuine Wf Vichy is especially effect- ve in dis [M eases affecting the liver, kidneys Mf and stomach. Itis, however, enjoyed at its greatest value by those! who use it as a preventive rather than a cure. It possesses the rare quality of being a tonic without re- actionary effects. delightful table! water. Taken at m time, it stimulates the appetite, aids ‘di- gestion and has a fresh ening effect upon the system, which makes one feel stronger in body and of a clearer, brighter and Papier mind. it Ask for Vichy Celestin. The latest Chicago greeting—* Good-morn ing; have you been robbed?"— Washington Post, “Are all the good poets dead?” asks a C cago editor. Perhaps not ; but, judging from our magazine verses, all the bad poets are very much alive?—Norristown Herald. Walter—*1 would like to have Jack Brain- eigh's head.” Arthur—"'So would I if his lovely Dunlap hat went with it.” It is bad enough for an office-boy to whistle any way, but an office-boy who can whistle va- riations has no reason to expect to live.—Som- erville Journal. If you are open to invest in gold-mining Properties (mines, stocks or prospect) it will pay you to write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado, Reference by permission, Exchange National Bank. The woman with the best hasband in the world, it is needless to state, is a widow.— Boston Transcript. Experience is a divorce-court that sometimes deals rigorously with the person who is ‘‘ wed- ded to an opinion."—Boston Courier. And these our Brands. “Special Dark Brew” “Lager Beer’ farce net ea cites a pe enhancing the repotation for high class brewing ee neces YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. 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