Judge, 1893-01-07 · page 12 of 18
Judge — January 7, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with minimal editorial content**. It's a typical early 20th-century magazine layout mixing commercial pitches with brief satirical quips. The few actual jokes include: - **"Miss Outeast" dialogue**: A mild gender joke about a woman caring more about removing suntan than appreciating poetry (Browning). - **Political quips**: References to Washington politics ("catching the speaker's eye") and treasury debates, typical period commentary. - **"Mamma" joke**: A child misinterprets instructions for dish-mending paste, illustrating foolish literalism—a common formula for period humor. The remainder consists of product advertisements: cocoa, obesity pills, champagne, bitters, tobacco cessation aids, and jewelry. The ads themselves sometimes contain embedded humor or testimonials, but this is primarily a **revenue page**, not satirical content. Judge relied heavily on advertising to fund operations.
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| | Burlington Route | | 1S DENVER. Unlike the Dutch Process No Alkalies —on— Other Chemicals are used in tho Preparation of W. BAKER & CO0.’S BreakfastCocoa which ts absolutely ‘pure and soluble. Ithas more than three times {| the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrowroot oF = ‘Sugar, and 13 far moro eco- pomlcal, costing tess than one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, and masity DIGESTED. Bold by Double BREECH am mW ‘nrves 9200 wi ENT aicycies $5, OA le ttl Miss Oneast—""1 do hope you are fond of Browning, I"—— Miss Outwest— Good gra cious! no, I just bought a bottle of stuff to sake off the tan."—Exchange. FOR STOUT FOLKS. FAMOUS PILLS AND BANDS | y reduce your wel oH cure the causes of Obesity, theumatism, nervousness, tarrh, kidney troubl thy, cep you he snd Vesutify the compleaton. Cuycaoo Boanp oF Trapr. Oxxtiewex—t am pow full of confidence fall of fat as formerly. 1 am one of your loudest shoaters for br. Ealaoa’s Oetity Pia Thave induced several of the fat Dore to ko to, totalk with you, and, Your Obesity Pi pills are a sure remedy for Bepats, which in many eaecs, ts the mata euuse of ils, and Johnson have each reduced over 3 pounds with the Edison pills, ‘Cas. B. Kixo. proves the Complexion. Beacon, st.. Boston, Mass. ¢ Aug. |, Thave reduced my weight about 3 pounds per week. I’ haye used an ohealty band, 3. botties of pills: wore the baud ¢ or hours cach day. My ke an Hale's ps by two lady fFienda Sifu Thorndike aad Mra Matthews of Ariingvon Street. Measurement for the band ts tf largest part of the atdomen: ‘The bands cont S10 each for any length up €0 at Yor on larger than a incen add" cents | ee bands direct trom ourstores or by tall orexpream, Or, Your drut wil foraish them, Pealtively the omiy treatment that docs not absolately require dieting and purginu; others advertise no diet Tou but arter' you pay pour money you receive poaltive Inntructions aout starving Paice or Pacrrsatr, #140, Pitta, $1 {0 Pex Born! ‘on 3 Dorruis row $40) Proprietors and Gen'l Agts. My A Suate Street, Chicago, Il 22 Hamilton 42 A West 22nd Street, New York City. Cut thls out and keep ity and send. for our full ‘icolumn) article on Obesity. | & Sons. | Condensed Milk is the best infant food. The idea that all Loston girls wear spectacles is wrong. Some of them wear eye-glasses, | you know.—Boston Gl Try Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. | | There is no foreign wine that has its bouquet | | or any that is as pure. The athletic sport known as catching the speaker's eye will now havea run at Washing- ton.— Pittsburg Chronicle, Impure water, the cause of so much ill health, is made harmless by adding a little Angostura Bitters, Manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert At all druggists. In regard to the charge of an empty treasury, the fact is there's nothing in it. —PAiladelphia Times, Don't Tobacco-spit Your Life Away is. the startling, truthful ttle of a little book just re- Votobac, the wonderful, teed cure for the to ‘and can't, by mentioning ‘mailed free. Address THES. EDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. True piety never goes to sleep just as the collection-plate is approaching. — Baltimore American, No Anti-Pyrine in Bromo-Seltzer. Cures all headaches—1oc. a botile. Mamma —** Who broke my nice pitcher?” Alice—"1 did, ma. [read the directions that came with that dish-mending paste you bought, and they say that when things are mended with | that they are stronger than ever. So | thought I'd break the pitcher and make it stronger."— Philadelphia Times. Take Brecam's Indigestion, Dizziness, Pais, Jerry Rusk fails to give us any tips in his annual report.as to the condition of the hard- cider industry or the revival of the huskin’-bee custom in northern Pennsylvania. These are matters that would interest the younger farmers of this country, and Jerry ought to keep tab on such things. —Bradford Era, FALSE ECONOMY is practiced by people who buy inferior articles of food because cheaper than standard goods. | Infants are entitled to the best food obtainable. | It isa fact that the Gail Borden ** Eagle” rand | grocer and druggist sell it, “may be bad,” said the stood looking out of his barred window, T'll be darned if I’m half as bad as the weather we've been having.”— Pittsburg Dispatch, Your | Cod Liver Oilas*t appears in Scott's Emulsion is easily taken up by the system. In no other form can so much fat-food be assimilated with- out injury to the organs of digestion. Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos- phites has come to be an article of every-day use, a prompt and infallible cure for Colds, Coughs, - Throat troubles, and a positive builder of flesh. Prepared by Scott 4 Bowne, N.Y. Alldroggists Perhaps it would be just as well in the Briggs case to call it a joke and declare all bets off. — Rochester Democrat. \t Menkes By. Retevernce ot | beverages for ev- £17 ane who wish es to keep train fresh, and igorous. Pure chocolate unlcs the qualities for acheaithy. and Sscot tapore mat ter sold as choco- fate.) Itis the Rem Fellowes yyspepsia.. ‘Acupof the CHO- COLAT MENIER Immediately after A eating will produce digestion {n three hours. It Is re- commended to ev- ery brain worker in = place of using that which only stimulates without strengthening. COCOA and CHOCOLATE can no more be com- pared with éach other than Skimmed Milk to Pure Cream. CHOCOLAT MENIER offers what the most particular epicures seek and all medical men desire: a whole- some, agreeable food of a decided renova! ‘A sample of this Incomparable chocola | gessityea meme | CHOCOLAT MENIER Sts other case tomers to be 5: Pied with samples. -MENIER, Union Sq., New York. P Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry Of the better class. New and Original Designs, Reasonable Prices. HENRY ABBOTT & CO., 14 Maiden Lane, New York, Tne ARMSTRONG GENTLEMEN'S Garter. ‘The easiest best garter ever worn, Always clean, Always the same tension. Ask your d for them,or send t THE ARMSTRONG MFG. CO., Bridgeport, Conn. New York office, 242 Canal St. Price, 25c. ‘The bonnet that turns a woman's head is the | bonnet that some other woman years,—Picay- $15 per day, at UGHTNING PLATER td lf ‘They are ot try a box of BEECHAM'S PILLS for the disorders, which Steck Head- r nay Billous. and Ne jmments, they take the place ofan entire medi ine chest. COVERED WITH A TASTELESS AND SOLUBLE COATING. Of all drpggists. Price 28 cents a box. New ork Depotss6s Canal St OLD BLUE RIBBON Whisky. A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. Its purity guaranteed. Put up one dozen bottles in a case. Every bottle has blue ribbon attached bearing our signature. Barrel goods sold in Bond. Ask your dealer for it. Agents wanted. Price, $15 per dozen bottles. FIBLE & CRABB DISTILLING CO., Eminence, Ky. A great many men are exquisitely can admitting other people's faults.—Exchange. | There may be a better 1o=cent investment than JUDGE LIBRARY, But jit is doubtful. Whenever or wherever you see it offered for sale, Buy it. 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