Judge — November 26, 1892 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE POET’S THANKSGIVING. ALTHOUGH he finds fame’s winding road Is strewed with treacherous planks, Just now he’s thankful if his ode Is not declined with thanks. IN A CHOP-HOUSE. Mr. 1. N. Genuous—" | wonder what kind of crabs deviled crabs are?” Miss R. E. Ligious—"1 don't know, I'm sure; but it must be dreadfully wicked to eat them.” RECKLESS EXPENDITURE. Kickshaw —" Miss Fosdick is the most extravagant girl I know.” Dimmick—' Nonsense !" Kickshaw—" Well, | heard her offer Goslin a penny for his thoughts.” A SIN OF OMISSION. Jacters—'' There goes Bunsby, one of the wealthiest men in the city. He has a great number of irons in the fire.” Dupeters—"*I should think he would care enough for his appeawance to take one of his iwons and pwess cweases in his twousers.” you would not be i LASHIN'S O' FUN. O'’Suatity (lately landed )— Phwat's this Thanksgivin’ day “Oh, thot's er day thot ye doan' worick an’ git till yer can't move.” me oath, but this is er foine counthree. VOTING IN GEORGIA, Mr. Corrers—"*1 wants t' vote de Republican ticket.” WOULD LOSE HIS JOB. p OKATOR—" Friend, if there were no rum-shops in this world such rags and out of a job.” Steapy Soak—*' No; but you would.” LUCKY MAN. ++ J) OBBS seems to be particularly hap- py in his domestic life.” “Well, you see, his wife belongs toa dozen organizations of one kind or other and he doesn’t see her very often.” HER CHANCE. SCR THEL seems. to think that her chance for marrying is slim.” “Is that so? What is Mr. S first name?” THE CORRECT NAME. Old lady—" Oh, dear! oh, dear!" Young woman—" What's the matter, auntie?” Old lady—“ Oh, there's lots of trou- ble ahead. I've been down town to the astrologer and he cast my horror-scope.” Crerk—“‘All right. Next!" comicbooks.com