Judge — November 26, 1892 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

FIVE MINUTES IN THE ADIRONDACKS. A SURE SIGN. **Do you predict a large sale of your new book?” ‘It’s bound to have, “Why, the postal authorities have already decided that it is unfit to be sent through the mails!” IF ANY ARE ALIVE. 66] HEARD little Johnny say that Thanksgiving day would be here soon,” said a young turkey to its mamma. “Do turkeys have Thanksgiving days, ma?” “Yes, my dear,” replied the mamma-turkey. “ We will hold ours after the folks at the house have had theirs—if we live.” DOUBLED HIS MONEY. Minister —*1 don't understand how the spirit of gambling can rob you of your common sense. Here you have only five cents and you are going to risk it on a turkey raffle. You have little chance to win and are almost sure to lose everything.” Tramp—""Tain't as bad as all that, boss. If I lose de nickel don’t I get a ten- cent drink off de bloke dat wins de turk?" CHRISTENED. Rev. Dr. Drinkwater—'\'m glad to see you have no’ intoxicating beverages on the table. So many persons seem to think they can't enjoy the Thanksgiving turkey unless they have something to wash it down with.” Mrs. Terwilliger—V'm sorry to confess it, but my husband won this turkey at a raffle and he said it was well washed down last night.” IN A HURRY. She—"1 am sorry to disappoint you, but—bu! He—"Oh, bother the disappointment! It's the suspense that tires me." INANSWERABLE. - - ‘THE GOVERNOR: ‘his is much better wine than I could afford GOOD ADVICE. to drink at your age, my son.” Farmer (0 wheelman, who accidentally fell into the stream)—"1t you fellers “T suppose so, dad. But just think what nectar I'll get wouldn't ride them blame things so fast ye wouldn't sweat so.” things improve in the same ratio!” comicbooks.com