Judge — October 22, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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265 A WISE COURSE. 66] HAVE a Hebrew friend who will never go near a dog.” “That's not strange, Hebrews are subject to the rabbis.” SURELY NOT. Wakeup—"I see there's a new brand of cigars out called the Cora Potter.” Buster —"Ten to one they won't draw.” DOUBTFUL, She—"1 sce that in the preface of your volume of Poems you say you haven't an enemy in the world. He (laughingly)—"* Yes ; but that was before the book TWO SIDES TO A DEMAGOGUE was published ‘Tue pourriciaN—" These accursed monopolies sap the (Behind the scenes.) "1 stepped in, Mr. Depew, to see She—" Why, has some very life of our manhood " if I could get my annual pass renewed on your road.” ‘one read it?” IN THE NATURE OF A CONFESSION. LO, John! I'm surprised to see you here," man to an acquaintance he met on the train going ta the Republican league convention at Buffalo. “But then I'm glad to see you have come over on the Lord's side. “But I haven't,” replied the traveler. “I'm a Democrat.” A STRANGE TONGUE, Biggerstaff—" You are familiar with a number of languages, T’believe?” Winebiddle— Yes.” Biggerstaff—"\ wish you would translate this for me. I think it is Greek.” Winebiddle—" No, that’s not Greek. . That's a Georgia dialect story.” OFF DUTY. OFFICER HOLLERAN (off duty, to his visitor) —"* Sure, Dinny, Oi hov th’ finest i h’ foorce. It’s ten Casey—"' It's afraid Oi'd tink yez wud be wid th’ child.” Orricer HOLLER AN— “ Niver fear, Dinny. It's imp- y it is, Oi shot a bit ava Kitten on th’ shtreet befor Oi Kem in.” IT WAS ABSENT. SS VES,” said young Gin- gerly, “I loved her and she loved me, but our Parents were opposed to the match.” “That was where the hitch came in, was it?" asked Barlow. “No; that was where the hitch went out.” THE TWO DROMIOS. APPROPRIATE. “* Methinks you are my glass and not my brother.” Kingley—"1 hear you Dorn (together, their faces expressing great sur- prise)—* Good heavens ! “who are you?” your wiles iS . aes the man from the tai- 3 z otit (ogetter) Tam | 10" fasion-plate.” Bingo—"Ve MISTAKEN FOR THE FLAG. mrt Cegetier)—" 1 4) the man from the so- Jey—"What is the AnTHuR—" Chappie got into trouble on the race-track yesterday.” ciety comic.’ 3 Aotr—'* How was that?" Boru (together) —"* Then you are my twin ArTHUR—"* Fell off the fence with his blazer on and all the horses. brother!" (They embrace.) Bingo—"The Tigress.” started.” have named your yacht after comicbooks.com