Judge — October 22, 1892 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE OLD, OLD SUBJECT. HEARD Maude and Tom talking in the moonlight last * What were they talking about ?” “The weather. She didn’t know whether she'd have him or not.” A GOOD CATCH. WE KNOW that with Fred She is willing to wed, And is trying to make up a match ; But why does she throw Herself at him so? Recause he's a very good catch, A MANAGERIAL VETO. Museum-attendant —" The giant wants some powder for his face.” Proprieor—"You tell that seven- footer that I'm not going to have any giant powder around my place.” AN UNSTYLISH BRIDE. Amy—" Was Sue mzrried at high noon?” Mabel— style about her. Amy—"At what hour did the cetemony take place?” Mabel—" Twelve o'clock.” Yo; she never had any Driver oF WATER-CART—"* Well, it's about time I filled up and started out. anything. toit. See?" JUDGE HE MAKES THE BIG CATCH. | SUPPOSE you've observed, for it's painfully rue, That the boy who goes fishing—goes fishing with you, Whose line is a string and whose pole is a tree, Will make the big catch ere a bite you will see. Of course you have seen, in your journey through life, That the handsome young maid whom you'd like for a wife Foregoes all your fortune—your figure so fine— The big catch is landed by a dude with his line. You go to the races—perhaps yr may bet— And you meet a sure winner you never have met; You put up your dollars, you watch the home- stretch, 2 ‘And the book-maker watches—and makes the big catch. It is well to take notice that the big catches come To few who expect them, but often to some Who seem scarcely entitled the honors to wear; But they cast where the fishes most generally are. September 131h 1892. has » PRESTO, CHANGE! ADVERTISER—"* Mr. Editor, that cut o’ mine ain't bringin’ in WATER ON THE BRAIN. I want you to turn it upside down an’ put dis new letterin’ IN PHILADELPHIA. Mrs. PExN (in book-store)—" Have you the * Lives of the Saints'?” Mr. Suetves—‘* We have not. Have you— er—read the life of Wan Johnamaker?" A SAD BLOW. ~ . ‘] SEE a member of the four hun- dred is going on the stage.” “Yes. It’s a shame, isn’t it? “It is indeed. The stage is badly enough off without that.” THE UNDERTAKER. YOUR business ways I can’t espouse; They seem to me presumptive. You keep your eye on every house Whence comes a cough consumptive. TOO MUCH OF A MOTHER. Featherstone —"What did you leave your suburban boarding-place for? I thought your landlady was going to be like a mother to you.” Ringway—" She was. She want- ed me to sleep in a cradle.” On Hoss (after a night's nap)—"* | say, dat's no way to wake a gent up. ‘Nex’ time mix a little brandy wid de water, will yer?” comicbooks.com