Judge, 1891 · page 47 of 69
Judge — 1891 — page 47: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* contains three separate satirical vignettes poking fun at various social types and situations: **Top panel** ("The Education of a Callope"): A newsdealer encourages a street urchin to yell newspaper headlines louder, mocking both the aggressive hawking tactics of street vendors and the sensationalism of urban journalism. **Middle panels** ("A Valuable Twist"): A visitor compliments a man's room appointments but insults his dog; the man responds the dog is "trained." The joke plays on class pretension—the man reframes his shabby dog as deliberately kept for some purpose, preserving dignity. **Bottom panels** ("An Aid to Peregrination"): A mountain native asks about a tourist's belt, confused about the purpose of the metal object (likely a watch chain or buckle). The tourist explains it's his car tire, useful "going down hill"—satirizing both rural ignorance and urban tourist experiences. The humor relies on dialect humor, class anxieties, and the collision between rural and urban American life typical of *Judge's* era satire.
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JUDGE'S ANNUAL, GROGAN THE NEWSDEALER—" Thot's right, dar-rlin ; yure doin’ shpiendi i wouldn’ shtop yez fer th’ wur-rld, Wan more good yell now, that's th’ by A VALUABLE TV Derrviick—"'I like the appointments of your room very much, old man, Jack Lazer —" but I don’t see what you keep that apology of a dog around for.” AN AID TO PEREGRINATION, Witte-MoUNTAIN NaTIVe—"'I'm kinder bold askin’ it, but what's that Tourtst—"* That's my tire, friend, iron thing round your waist?” Good-morning.” I find it very useful going down hill, comicbooks.com