Judge — 1891 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PRETTY HARD ON THEM BOTH. Litt Kirty (as Babbon and Crumley come in)— Ob, mamma! Ask his keeper to let him do some of those funny tricks he did in his cage at the park the other day.” A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. HAMLET LEFT OUT. The Honorable Dingman Plumb Jones, who is absent-mindedness itself, entered a shoe-store Had never seen the ballet, id And I supposed ‘twould strike him dumb the other day and asked the attendant to measure his son and And shock him, naturally. heir for a pair of congress gaiters, But when the star, with skirts'as short “But where is he, sir?” asked the shopman, As Kippling’s late romances, “Why, drat the boy!” exclaims Jones, waking up and glanc- WAST latebed toeatall be danoed: ing around, “if I haven't gone and left him to hum!" “Why, Plumb !" said T, “restrain your glee. Now ain't the dancer pretty ?” HE WAS NOT AFRAID. “But such a blamed mistake," said he, ** Right here in New York city— FarMer’s wire—Aren't you afraid, my good man, that some Why, Tom," said he, as round he faced = day you will be killed by the cars, walking as much as you do “That shoulder-cape is round her waist on the track? . . Instid of round her shoulders." Tramp—“No, mum; I've been on the great steel highways for fifteen years, and I've never been killed yet.” PROGRESSIVE EVOLUTION. Nominative—Jag. Possessive—Jig. Objective—Jug. comicbooks.com