Judge, 1891-10-03 · page 12 of 16
Judge — October 3, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. The prominent advertisements include tobacco (Mastiff), pianos (Sohmer), meat extract (Liebig), cocoa (Epps), and various patent medicines and services. The only **satirical content** consists of brief, captioned jokes scattered throughout: 1. A Sunday school teacher asks children what to thank for sunshine and rain; they answer "Uncle Jerry Rusk" (likely Secretary of Agriculture under President Harrison, suggesting he controlled weather/harvests—political mockery of his influence). 2. A man complains to his tailor that the tailor "doesn't understand curves" (a body-shaming joke about the customer's bow-legged figure). 3. A telegraph operator demands advance payment for a message; the sender jokes that telegrams usually go "on tick" (on credit). These are light, topical humor pieces typical of Judge's satirical approach—poking fun at contemporary political figures and social situations through brief anecdotes rather than visual cartoons.
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Ti MASTIFF CUT PING MOKING TOBACCO. A pure Virginia plug cut smoking tobacco that does not bite the tongue, and is free from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of Mastiff than you can get out of a dozen others. Packed in canvas pouches. J. B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia. THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 152, 155 East 14th St. N.Y. SOHMER & CO., Cwicaco, Tu1., 236 State Street; San Francisco, Cat, Union Club Building ; St. Louts, Mo., 1522 Olive Street ; Kansas Crry, Mo, 1123 Main Street B Liebi aron Liebig, known Liebig Company's Extract of Beef, eilwhere. ‘He authorized the use of asthe well-known trade-mark signature of LIEBIC Extract COMPANY'S | of Beef. For Delicious For Improved and Beef Tea. Economic Cookery. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. * By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- piisatlon ef the tine properties of welbselected Cocoa. Mr. Epps as provided our breakiast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that aconstitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around Us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We tpay escape many a fatal shaft by eeping ourscives wel fort fed with’ pare blood and a properly nourished trame.—" Cet service Gazette.” ‘Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half ‘wound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, London, England. and other Mounted Heads, Animas, Birds,Fur Rugs. Sioux Relics. Send stamp for photos and List. J. D. Allen, Taxidermist. Mandan, N. D. THE GOOD NEWS TO LADIES. GREATAMERICAN [Moab 2 E Company THE CREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P.O. Box 289. 31 and 33 Vesey Street, New York. Sunday-school teacher —"‘And now, children, whom have we to thank for the beautiful sunshine and, more than all, the health-giving rains with which we are blessed?” 7exas. class (in unison) —‘* Uncle Jerry Rusk !"—Denver Sun. A half wine-glass of Angostura Bitters before meals will restore the appetite. Manufactured only by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. At all druggists. He was a trifle bow-legged, and was protesting with his taitor. ‘* I have no doubt,” said he, ** that you un- derstand your business thoroughly, but—you don't seem to get on to my curves." —IWashington Star. The Sohmer ment to any parlor. 0 is an instrument that is an orna- Telegraph operator —"* You'll have to pay this in ad- vance.” Simpson —"* Why, I thought you always sent telegraph messages ‘on tick.'"—Binghamton Repub- fican. For , MPLEXIONs Bad oust HANDs ABY Humors. AD COMPLEXIONS, WITH PIMPLY, BLOTCHY, oily skin, Red, Rough Hands, with chaps, painful finger ends and shapeless’ nails, and simpie Baby Humors prevented and cured by Curicura Soar, A marvelous beautifer of world- wide celebrity, it is simply incomparable as a Skin Purifying Soap, unequaled for the Toilet and. without a rival for the Nursery. "Absolutely pure, delicately medicated, exquisitely perfumed, Curicuma Soar produces the whitest, clearest skin and softest hands, and prevents inflammation and clogging of the pores, the cause of pimples, blackheads, and most complex- ional disSgurations, while it admits of no comparison with the best of other skin soaps, and rivals in delicacy the most noted aad expensive oftollet and nursery soaps. "Ina word it purities beautifes and preserves he skin as no other soap docs. and hence its sale is greater than the combined sales of all other skin soaps. Sold throughout the civilized world. Price, asc. Send for How to Cure Skin and Blood Diseases.”” Address Porrex Divs axp Cumsicat Conroration, Proprie- tors, Boston, Massachusetts, U.S. A. The Caligraph Typewriter will stand more wear and tear than any other Writing Machine. ‘The American Writing Machine Co., 237 Broadwa; Tommy (to new arrival) —'*Are you Mr. Doose?” The guest—" No, my boy ; that’s not my name. Why? Tommy ‘ause when sister looked out the and saw you coming she said,"Oh, the doose ! burg Bulletin, Eporsement or Sreer’s WINE BY THE FACULTY or New York.—The committee of physicians requested to examine into the merits of the wines of Alfred Speer report these wines strictly pure, acceptable in flavor, palatable and rich body. Dr. Cyrus Edson says there is no better wine in the world. Sold by druggists. The groom's present to the bride was a handsome diamond brooch, besides many other beautiful things in cut glass,—Llmira Gazette. THE UNAPPROACHABLE “L. & N." 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