Judge, 1891-10-03 · page 13 of 16
Judge — October 3, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** from Judge magazine (Fall 1891–Spring 1892), with minimal cartoons or satire. The few jokes present are mild period humor: 1. **"Miss Skinner" anecdote**: Victorian-era prudishness—Miss Skinner refuses to acknowledge Miss Promise because Promise innocently mentioned seeing something "with the naked eye," which prudish ladies found embarrassingly suggestive. 2. **Mayor Chapin joke**: Light satire on municipal incompetence and the fashionable "trailing skirt" craze. The contractor humorously blames street-cleaning failures on women's fashion accessories. 3. **Saratoga anecdote**: A mother offers her misbehaving son to a stranger, calling him an "unsnubbed American cub"—gentle satire on American parenting permissiveness versus European strictness. The page is otherwise dominated by product advertisements (Scott's Emulsion, carpets, playing cards, cocoa, boots) and subscription promotion. No political cartoons are visible.
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