Judge — October 3, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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When Baby was sick, we gavo her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she becaine Miss, se clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, ‘The man who wears his cravat awry in order to show his diamond stud is somewhat weak in the upper story. Let him beware the fate of Narcissus.— Boston Record. Look out for counterfeits! Buy the genuine Salva- tion Oil, the great pain cure ; 25 cts. Miss Emma R. cured an attack of incipient consump- tion with Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. If you are slandered never mind it; it will all come off when it is dry.— Zezas Siftings, fT, DECKERS BROTHERS’ MATCHLESS \ PIA rune) She oh man fouse Bouguer (gar ‘Smok fonnoisseurs. On Bale at all Popelar Clube, Cafes, Hotels, ‘AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers, Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, New York. P-S.—If your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. NOT EQUALED. 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