Judge, 1891-07-18 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 18, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily advertising, with a left sidebar and bottom section containing product ads (tobacco, beef extract, pianos, collars, candy, hotels). The center and right contains brief satirical items typical of *Judge* magazine's humor. The cartoon "In the Swim" (top left) depicts a dog smoking a pipe—a simple visual joke playing on the phrase to mock pretension or foolishness. The text snippets are short satirical observations. Notable: a joke about confusing newspaper phrasing where a woman is described with multiple maiden names, making it sound as though she was "born twice—the first time already married." Another mocks Bishop Coxe for calling bicycling women "old women on broomsticks," then notes the bishop should be careful since cyclists can "run people down." A third jokes about a flannel vest becoming permanently stained by a woman's tears. These are light, society-page humor typical of the era—wordplay, gentle mockery of public figures, and observations on contemporary fashions (bicycles, flannel clothing).
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EARL & WILSON’S LINEN '< COLLARS & CUFFS “" | BEST IN THE WORLD Send $1.95, $210 or $310 f3r a retall , by expres, prepaid west of New Yorand east of Penversot the dest Candies tn the World, put up {n handsome boxes. All’ strict) ure. Suitable for presents. {tonce. Address ©. F. WON rttte,Contoctioner, 212 state StsChteage Take Send to The Eastman Company, Rochester, N.Y. for a copy of “Through Europe with @ ‘Kodak,” (illustrated,) free by mail. A Kodak Wt will perpetuate the pleasure of your summer trip. With you. A New York World man whose relations with the French dictionaries are apparently somewhat strained writes a paragraph about ‘Mrs, Douglass Green, nde Mrs. Alice Snell McCrea, née Miss Alice Snell." It would be interesting to know if the author really thinks that Mrs. Green was born twice—the first time already married.—Chicago News. J. A. Johnson, Medina, N, Y., says, “* Hall's Catarrh Cure cured me." Sold by druggists, 75: Bishop Coxe told the young ladies of St. Margaret's school for young ladies at Buffalo that girls he had seen on bicycles looked like old women on broomsticks. ‘The bishop should be careful how he criticises the girls on wheels, because they are in a position to run people down,—Lvening Wisconsin, She shed a tear upon his ves The effort made him wince. The vest was made of flannel and He hasn't seen it since. —Clothier and Furnisher. Angostura ists for purity and wholesomeness, gert & Sons, sole manufacturers. itters, endorsed by physicians and chem- Dr. J. G. B, Sie- ‘Ask your druggist. Bishop Coxe is not following up those witches on broomsticks, the beautiful girls who ride bicycles, The good bishop must confess that he didn’t have his spec- tacles on when he first looked.—Kochester Herald. 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Fifth Avenue, cor. 16th Street, New York. or ‘The czar has considerately taken measures to prevent prominent Israelites being ill-treated by the mob by locking the Israelites up in jail for an indefinite period. —Siftings. Was Mary, who's only known to fame ‘As owning a single sheep, Related in any particular way To the well-known Little Bo-peep? Because, though Mary's lamb is gone— Though in no spot you'll find it— We've the story still, of, so to speak, It left its tale behind it. Philadelphia Times. HI ALLSOPP’S BOTTLED BY THE BREWERS INE 0, INGLAN IGHEST GRADE IMPORTED. OLD, EVERYWHERE. New York Branch. gi PEARL Sty Ee L. ZELL, Agent. PILLSBURY'S BEST FLOUR and your bread will always be a ‘*wellspring of joy” in the family—light, sweet and wholesome, FOR SALE BY ALL GROCERS. DONT PAY EXTRAVAGANT PRICES.BUT SEND FOR CATALOGUES OF THE CELEBRATED BIRCH ceetaness QVER 100 STYLES OF EACH AT VERY MODERATE PRICES. 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