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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with several brief comic anecdotes interspersed. The page contains no political cartoons, but rather displays period advertisements for consumer goods (soap, chocolate, hats, olive oil) alongside short humorous stories. The comic bits present gentle, domestic humor typical of the era: - **"Farmer Jayseek"** joke: Urban "boarders" practice archery; arrows end up in the farmer's cows—satirizing city people's incompetence with rural life. - **"Tom Tatters" tramps dialogue**: Social commentary on hobos' difficult circumstances, with dark humor about their lack of opportunity. - **College student joke**: Poking fun at young men's embarrassment that their parents don't understand higher education terminology. - **Republican/Blaine reference**: A political quip (likely from the 1884 election era) suggesting Republicans should let Blaine take the lead. The page primarily functions as commercial real estate for advertisers rather than as satirical commentary.

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No Other Leaves a Delicate and Lasting Odor After Using. If unable to SRANDON Betts Boar send Be In stamps and recolve s cako by retarn mali. JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. fT Ea eric, Baus he coats totes ent REE to anyoue sending us tree wrappe Send cin stamps for sample bottle Shandon Bells Perfums CERMAN Sweet Chocolate, The most pop- ular sweet Chocolate in the market. It is nutritious and palatable; a particular favorite with children,anda mostexcellent article for fam- ily use. Served as a drink or eaten as Confectionery, it is a delicious Chocolate. ‘The genuine is stamped upon the wrapper, 8. German, Dorchester, Mass. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. Baker & Co., Dorchester, Mass. KNOX WORLD-RENOWNED amet’ | AA TS. lesa. 194 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth Avenue Hotel. 212 BROADWAY, Comer Fulton 8t., New York. All hats manufactured by this house are the recognized standard of excellence throughout the world. None genuine without the trade-mark. ENGLISH Bats, Foreign Novelties. QUALITY ‘Tho Best. “Martin Umbrellas, Hyg: 1 Underwear: Tait “Ter-AirSpace CH, a toa efimaten and all “varlatons, of tamparatae:| ating rercnants nl Principal clea, Saaoenrocs FABRIC CO., Troy, N.Y. Trenton te Pape Farmer Jayseed—"* Whar's the city boarders, M’riar?” Mrs, Jayieed —" They've all gone daown ter the past ure td practice bow-'n-arrer shootin’.” Farmer Jay- seed —'* Wa-al, you send Jamey down to pick the arrers out’ o' the caows when they come up to the bars."— Boston News. Landlady —"' Oh, Mr. Spendem, a small thief came in and stole your spring overcoat!” Afr. (gayly) —"* No matter, no matter; I'll soon get it back. He'll doubtless attempt to pawn it, and every pawn- broker I town knows my spring. overcoat." Goad Tews. Dr. Mort on Sreer’s W Bellevue Hospital College, gives his unqualified en- dorsement to Speer’s Wines, and recommends their use to sickly females and consumptives, It can be procured of any Girsvclase druggist. ‘Store, 28 College. place, ‘ort Dr. Mott, of the Tom Tatters—' Great Scott! what you growlin’ about?" Bill Rags—'*'Cause we tramps hain't no show. The whole world’s ag’in' us." Zom Tatters— “« What sort of a bloke be you, anyway? Do you want to be a millionaire and be kidnapped ?"—Chicago Times, “ Men can be found who are willing to go to Africa as missionariés who are not willing to take care of a cross baby for half an hour.” Yes; and a majority of the women missionaries seem to have made about the same choice,—/owa State Register. Thousands who are reduced in vitality and strength, and resort to drugs, are learning a better way. They find renewed life and strength in Old Brotherhood port without any deleterious after-effect. Depot, 26 Vesey street. Nothing is so annoying to the young man who has just finished his first year at college as to go home and find that the old folks are still ignorant enough to call a college a school.— Buffalo Express, tudge —"* Why did you steal this man’s gold watch?” Hardened prisoner —* | wanted to have a good time.” Judge —*You shall. Three years. Call the next case ! — Chicago Tribune. Republicans of the country to Blaine—You push the button ; we'll do the rest.—Afinneapolis Journal, NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS: If you want to advertise WHERE IT WILL DO THE MOST GOOD WARES PA RER, The Best Medium of Its Class in the Country. Send for Estimates, Rates and Information, WILLIAM L, MILLER, MaxAcar Apverrisinc Darhxriunrr, 10 Fifth avenue, New York. HRC KINSCALD y ss Gu “ise st ra qitigara VERY SKIN AND. 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See ‘At Druggists or by mail, Pricd 600. “THE PERFECTION OF OLIVE OIL.” RAE’S«: LUCCA OIL The very best quality, of uniform standard excellence and absolutely Pure Olive Oil. ESTABLISHED 1836. LEGHORN, TUSCANY, ITALY. Importers and Agents: FRANCIS H. LEGGETT & CO., New York; JAMES A, HAYES & CO., Boston; SPRAGUE WARNER & OO., Chicago. comicbooks.co