Judge — July 18, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Recipes for telling a ripe melon are in season. ‘The = best guide is the sound which the fruit gives forth on auscultation by the knuckles. Here is a possible use for the microphone in magnifying such sound.—PAila- ‘elphia Record. An infallible rule is to choose the melon which auscultates ** pawnk"" in preference to that which says “punk.” ‘The melon knows its business.— said the man with the dyed whiskers, ‘1 never go boat-riding Sunday. If I want any Sunday, amusement I go to the parks One may be just as bad as the other, but if the Lord wants to punish me for Sabbath-breaking he can’t get at me half as easy on land as he can if I'm in a sail-boat.""—Chicago Tribune, ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Casto When she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, id several South-American states are making ns to be represented at the world’s fair. If to be hoped, if only for statistical purposes, they'll stand still long enough to be counted.—Phila- delphia Times, ‘An Albany man recently stole an eight-day clock. The judge made it ten days for him.— Yonkers States- man, x Ivy Poisoning. Bites and Stings, Prickly Heat, And Irritations of the Skin common in Summer are speedily relieved by Packer's Tar Soap. THE CELEBRATED ‘Aro at present the Most Popular and Sposa ial Stared Loag tts Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., N.Y. SOHMER « CO. Cwrcaco, 1u1., 236 State Street; San Faanctsto, Cat, Union Club Building; ‘St. Louts, Mo., 1523 Olive Street; Kansas Crry, Mo., 1123 Main Street. NSOLS <: R. T, FELIX GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL ‘CREAM, OR MAGICAL BEAUTIFIER. ‘ergy Ten Pepin Tries Bice Fae Ranand i VERY BEST ALL TOBACCO On Het mcrae smoxKai No! OTHER. Consolidated Claarette Co. Ave. D &:sothst.,New York PURIFIES AS WRLL AS Beautifies the skin No other cos- metic will do it, ik "clued Kava RO T. HOPKINS,P 37 Great Jones SucNc¥. 4 r CAME BRAND eau “THE CALIGRAPH TYPEWRITER STANDS »- THE HEAD." ‘The New Special No. 3 Caligraph has met with uni- versal favor, because it has two interchangeable platens, which can be adjusted in less than thirty seconds, en- abling an operator to produce the work of two machines from one; because it has a positive ribbon movement, which presents a fresh surface of the ribbon for each type impression ; because it has a wheeldog stay and six additional characters ; because it has a hollow type- bar, which gives lightness and strength; because it has’an adjustable type-hanger, which gives permanent alignment; because it has a key for every character and an adjustable feed-guide; in fact, the Special No. 3 Caligraph is the acme of’ perfection in ‘Typewriters. 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