Judge — June 20, 1891 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE THE SOCIABLE. T THE sociable town to ‘he new parsonage there won't Be any reat shakes fo do Like Si ot ly ‘ill be a crowd on hand ; tacks o° teams hitct Seeing it's to the parson’s ‘Sary Pratt ‘ill be there. Whole thing ‘ill be kind o' tame. ings ‘ill warm up tol'ble slow : y “Il start up a game 0" something, to begin it— ‘Spat ‘em out the room, o such : Play charades ; have a tableau ; "Twon't amount to nothing much : ‘Sary, she'll be in it. thing much to see ; there ‘ifbe Some the girls ‘ill play a spell "Bout the parsonag. ‘On the organ—them that take Ain't fixed up none, Deacon Judd. he'll sorter ‘Scheme to pass the plate to buy Paint for the wood-shed or git Shingles. Sary ‘ill boost it. Stpose Fil give a quarter. Heating up, and likely we'll And beet pickles. Sary, she'll Help pass ‘round the victuals. Fin'ly all the boys ‘ill troop at pell-mell and git i line ‘Long the side o° the front stoop ‘dark—won't nary Feller strike the wrong girl, though— And the stars ‘ill blink and shine, Strolling ‘long home middling slow. Tl walle home with Sary. WHAT MAY HAPPEN IF THE PRIN TISM CONTINU -ES'S RHEUMA- POOR TIRED SOUL. 64] WEALLY must have a boy.” said Chappie. “I need him to wing for my valet when I awake in the mawning.” PLACING IT. Miss Palisade—" Mr. Featherstone, I am interesting myself in mis- sion work in the inland cities, and if you have any old neckties that you don’t care about would you mind saving them for me?” Featherstone—"\ should be delighted. How would you like the ‘one I have on?” Miss Palisade (doubtfully)— “That might do for St. Louis.” IT MADE A DIFFERENCE. Mrs, de Peyster “If I lived as near to you as you do to me I'd run over to see you real often.” Mrs, Darling — “T guess you don’t know that we mov- ed last month.” AN ATTACK OF THE BLUES, Have hot biscuits and some cake in froat, THE MODERN WAY. * Will you be mine, dear?” HE He—"* What ?" Site—"T'll go you on an equal partnership, but I won't sell out.” MORAL COURAGE. ee DUMLEY is a most remarkable man, He swore off drinking last week, and when last night I met him in Charley's saloon what do you Suppose he called for?” Lemonade?” “No, sir—whisky, Dumley’s got the moral courage of an elephant.” THE JUDGE’S DICTIONARY. Debt—Our tribute to the past. Philosophy—A code of life subject to frequent annotations and amendments. Leisure—That state of bliss so strenuously sought that it is rarely enjoyed. Resignation—An attitude of grace occupied by the mind after it has fully demonstrated the futility of rebellion. uxronne ceoejaan, A CLEVER PLAN. Scadley —"Hullo, Bingleton, old fellow ! Still running a school?” Bingleton—* No; | have formed myself into a university, It is a great ambition of mine to have some rich man die and endow me.” What are you doing now? YALLeRRY —"* Heah’s a couple o' chickens fo' dinner to-morrer, Mandy.” Mrs. YALLeRny—"t Ah! dar’s yo" up to yoah ole tricks, Mose, eben ef yo" hab done jine de chu'ch. YALLERBY —"* Ole tricks? Nuffin’! place what I nevah visited befo’.” I done foun’ dem fowls in a new comicbooks.com |