Judge, 1891-03-14 · page 12 of 16
Judge — March 14, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains multiple commercial advertisements for consumer products of the late 19th century: Shandon Bell Perfume, Carl Upmann's Bouquet Cigars, Liebig's Extract of Beef, Cuticura Soap, Wayne Refrigerators, and other goods. The only satirical content appears to be **three brief joke items** interspersed among ads: 1. A quip about St. Peter at heaven's gate rejecting a member of the "Four Hundred" (wealthy New York society) who demands a "stockholders' entrance"—mocking wealthy people's entitlement. 2. Comments on Irish politician Patrick Eagan and Charles Stewart Parnell, suggesting Irish temperament benefits from conflict. 3. A joke about February being unpopular with working-class day laborers because they work by the day but pay monthly rent. These jokes reflect period class anxieties and ethnic stereotypes but are minor editorial filler among the commercial content.
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DELICATE, FRAGRANT. LASTING. 1s fragrance is that of the opening buds of Soring. Once used ‘you will bave uo ower. If your dealer doesn't keep It send 60c In stamps for a bottieto JAS. S. KIRK_& CO., Chicago. Juvenile; the Only Toilet Soap. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest 10- ‘cent Cigar manufactured in the world. For the past ten years fe has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, and has steadily jacreased in popularity and volume, having reached in 1889 over three ee-quarter millions; and it ‘will reach five millions for 1899. and it to-day stands without a rival. For sale by all FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS in the Principal cities throughout AMERICA. It is manufactured in two sites -HOUGUET EXTRAS, packed 2 and so,in a Dox, and BOUQUET LONDRES, packed 100 in a box.” If you de- Sire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equal to many IMPORTED socent cigars, the BOUQUET will surely please you, and the name of UPMANN, which every cigar bears, chould be a suffi- cent guarantee of its high standard quality to satisfy the most fastidious consumer. For improved and economic cookery use Liebig COMPANY'S RACT OF BEEF for Beef Tea, Soups, Made Dishes, Sauces (Game, Fish, &c.), Aspic or Meat Jelly, Keeps for any length of time, and is cheaper and of finer flavor than any other stock. Genuine only with J. von Liebig’s signature as above, in blue. One pound of Extract of Beef equal to forty pounds of lean beef. COOPER’S FLORAL DENTINE. A PERFECT TOOTH PASTE in tube form. No Acid. No rit. Delicious Flavor. Strengthening and heali tems. Indorsed by the leading dentist DENTINE et ‘one tube for 99 applications sent for ascents. Atalld Send 4 cents in stamps for sample to COOPER'S PHARMACY, KINCSTON,N.Y. NEW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON RIVER R. R. nough jealers. Only Tronk Line Entering the City of New York. ALL TRAINS ARRIVE AT AND START FROM GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 42d STREET AND FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK. to the | A man never fully realizes the wealth of information he doesn’t possess till his first child begins to ask ques- tions.—Elmira Gazette Hogan—"‘It's February is the month I don’t like.” Crogan —"“An' for plwy?" Hegan—"* Because workin’ by the day an’ payin’ rint by the month. Indianapolis Journal. “What's the matter at the portal?" asked St. Peter, according to the New York Herald. Spirit reply— *One of the four hundred has arrived and refuses to go in by the regular gate. He wants to know where the stockholders” entrance is. The Honorable Patrick Eagan once remarked when a citizen of Lincoln that a controversy was better for toning up his system than all the patent medicines in America. A good lively row evidently acts in the same way upon all men of his race. Mr. Parnell, once a lan- guid and emaciated dilettante, now walks like a con- ueror, with his eyes full of fire and his whole bearing tat of an athlete with a chip on his shoulder —We- braska State Journal. SHORTHAND. To more extensively introduce our improved method of in- struction in Shorthand, on receipt of $1.00 and three stamps we will forward a complete course of forty lessons, detailed direc- tions for studying them, and exercise sheets to be returned to us for correction by experts. These lessons were arranged by ex- perienced professional newspaper reporters, and will enable any ‘one to become a competent stenographer. | There is great de- mand for eficient shorthand writers at remunerative salaries ireulars. The New York College of Phonography, 126 WEST 23d STREET, NEW YORK. Bouquet (Gag SMOKED BY CONNOISSEURS, ON SALE AT ALL POPULAR CLUBS, CAFES, HOTELS AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Cor. 30th St. & First Ave., ‘New York, Makers. P. S.—If your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. Q@iticura wee Pl Bad Onc HANDg ABY [IUMORS, BAD, COMPEEXIONS, WITH PIIPLY, BLOTCHY, ily skin, Red, Rough Hands, with chaps painful Sacer cada and shapelest nailssand simple’ Baby Humors prevented Snd cured by Cunevta Soar, ‘A marvelous beautibe? of world: ide celeb, t's simpy incomparable as'a Skin Purifying Soap, unequaled. for the ‘Toilet and without a rival for ie Nanay, “Absolutely pare, delicatel perfamed, Cunicvaa Soar produces the whitest. clearest skin Rad softest hands, and prevents infammation ad clogging of the pores, the cause of pimples blackheads and most Comples- fons, while fe admits of no comparison with the Do ot ote akin soaps. tna vals i delicacy the Bow noted Expensive of toilet and nursery soaps, Ina word it purl beauties and preserves the shins no other soap docs, ard hens i sale is greater than the combined sales of al ober skin scape Sold Uroughout the civilued world, rice, eye Send for “How to Care Stin and Blood Diseases.” ‘Adaresa Porrae Doe axo Curaicat ConronaTion, Proprie= tors Boston, Massachusetts, U.'S: Ac ‘Aching sides and back, weak kidneys, weak muscles, nerve pains, and rheumatism relieved in one minute by the Celebrated WAYNE’S Cork-Filled, Self-Ventilating, American RErpIgERATORO GUARANTEED TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD! 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