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L see Lam two nickels out.” Said Charles, and wheeled his chair about To sneeze the smoke the other way. ™ This poor tobacco doesn’t pay.”” Then up spoke Jack: “The cabbage kind Is never to my health and mind. T smoke the kind for king or queen— Why don’t you get the NickeL-in?” Cigars for sale only at our stores. ‘The attitude of Jerry Simpson on the financial ques- tidm? appears somewhat difficult to understand. He has nO, Socks in which to deposit his savings and yet he is opposed to banks.—Kansas City Star. One of George Washington's copy-books has been found at Mount Vernon, ‘It shows that when George dropped a splotch of ink in the middle of the page he licked it down toward the right-hand corner instead of up to the left. ‘This made a black comet darting up- ward instead of one shooting down. George was al- ways different from other boys.—Worristown Herald, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castcria. “It appears,” said the police magistrate sternly, “that you were found roaming about the streets in a state of beastly intoxication. “Have you anything to say in your own defense?” ‘No, your honor,” replied the seedy vagabond ; ‘I'm guilty, I reckon. | You kin send me up. But there's just this much about it,” he added with a vindictive gleam in his eye, ‘* when I git loose agin I'm goin’ to do my durndest to break up the world's fair !"—Chicago Tribune, Facts for the people.—Salvation Oil kills all pain and costs but twenty-five cents a bottle, If you want to rest well at night ease your cough by using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Burgomaster —'* have received from the relief com- mittee ten thousand marks for the assistance of the suf- ferers by the recent floods. We have met to consult as to the best means of distributing the money. I think the simplest plan will be for us to take the list of rate- payers and give the largest amounts to those who pay the most rates.” Councilors —** Yes, your worship, that’s how we'll do; besides the poor folks have lost the least."—Der Vetter von Rhein, a ASK FOR Packer's ‘Tar Soap Tho {deal for Toilet, Bath and Shampoo. It pos- sesses hygienic qualities not found in any other soap, and has, for years, enjoyed the preference of physicians, 25 cents. All Druggists. HILLIPS’ Ol Unequaled for Delicacy of Flavor and Nutri- tious Properties.” Easily Digested. Different from all other Cocoas. THE CELEBRATED PIANOS | ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., N.Y. SOHMER & CO. Curcaco, Ie1., 236 State Street; San Fraxcisco, Cat, Union Club Bullding : St. Lovrs, Mo., 12a Olive Street; Kansas. CGrry, Mo., 1123 Main Street. 3. “© BARKER BRAND WY LINEN COLLARS ABSOLUTE ty BEST. 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Ask your druggist. ‘I'm getting very nervous, George,” she murmured agitatedly as they took their places before the altar. “Only think of me,” replied the groom.— Philadelphia Times. Wife (who has been reading Aliszard account of Sherman's funeral) —'* I see they have a new name for hearse now.” Husband —"* What is it?” Wife Husband goes out for fresh air,—Alis In the opinion of the Washington Post the hand- shaking between Cleveland and Hill at the banquet the other night has no significance. It will be re- membered that Dempsey and Fitzsimmons shook hands d. Mas. Wivstow's SooTHtNe SyRuP for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays in, cures wind colic and diarrhea, 25 cents a The Philadelphia Record, which usually tells the truth, in this instance says that a cable car turning a Seventh street curve jolted the “‘ bang” off the forehead of a stylish lady and flung it on the newspaper of a gentleman who was reading of a scalping incident somewhere west. 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