Judge, 1891-03-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — March 14, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge's spring 1891 issue, with minimal editorial content. The few text snippets appear to be humorous filler rather than political satire: - Brief jokes about women and mustaches, and hard economic times ("Must be pooty hard times east too") - A poem celebrating the U.S. silver dollar and its design The bulk of the page consists of period advertisements for consumer goods (cocoa, patent medicines, hats, clothing), theatrical announcements for New York venues, and business services. The small illustrations accompanying ads are product logos or generic figures, not caricatures of identifiable people or politicians. **No clear political satire or commentary is evident here.** Unlike typical Judge content mocking public figures or current events, this page functions primarily as a vehicle for commercial advertising, with the magazine's satirical edge largely absent.
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In Use for Nearly a Century. CONCENTRATED WATER Dyspepsia, k= Headache, Constipation. cits concentrate i obialned by g natural Crab Ore Tot Ue eounces gauivalent to tro gallons pat Apple” trademark to on the label. ‘A Certaln Remedy for Olseases ot the LIVER AND STOMACH Bold by all Druggtets. SEND FOR PAMPHLET. Crab Orchard Water Co. LOUISVILLE, Ky. Now York Depot P, Scherer Coy 11 Barcay St flag a hand-car with."—Philadelphia Record, W. Baxar & Cos Breakfast Cocoa from which the excess of oil has been removed, Is Absolutely Pure and it is Soluble. No Chemicals fare used in its preparation. It has more than three times the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is therefore far more economical, costing less than one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, strengthening, EASILY DIGESTED, and admirably adzpted for invalids as well as for persons in health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & CO., DORCHESTER, MASS, d 5G Greer Invention or 0 pur uP 1 ONE! pons b= gk F. rat & SON, st lnventors ano SOLE MAN'S. -i- PHILADELPHIA.“ ESTABLISHED J. GOOLD Co., ALBANY, NEW YORK. EARL & WILSON 'S LINEN COLLARS & CUFFS |_ BEST IN THE WORLD les peered dist panipaion isthe sox ives | GREAT SPRING OPENING OF election.— Washington Post. 1891 es . *‘Clara,” said Nellie, according to the Boston Herald, dropping the fashion paper she was reading, ‘ what ALWAYS IN THE LEAD. would you do if you had a mustache oa your lip?” || ¢.<—<———_—_—____—_——— “After he took it away I should tell him that I pre- ferred to be married in June. ** Must be pooty hard times east too,” said a Kansas man who was being shown a fashionable ball at the academy the other night. He was asked why.‘ Be- cause two deservin’-lookin’ wimmen jist went by me that didn’t have much more'n enough to their backs to MON RGRECTHE ax eS LITTLE TAILORS AND Musical people who call at the warerooms of Sohmer R ORDER. & Co, may be assured that they will find what will grat- TEAVE}SOURIO® ify the most cultivated musical taste in every respect. Oh, dear to our hearts is the bright silver dollar, ‘With Liberty's picture just turned from the mint, And the national bird with his high ruffled collar, As if he would fight if you gave him the hint ‘The old Yankee dollar ; Our fathers’ big dollar, Made of just eighty cents at the government mint 'uffalo Express. BEST NEW YORK ATTRACTIONS. ACADEMY. m8 The Ola Homestead.” ‘Matinées Wednesday and Saturday. GARDEN THEATRE, “Love and War.” SPRING SUIT TO ORDER, $20.00; IN SILK MIXTURES, DIAGONALS, CHEVIOTS and TWEEDS. HARRIGAN’S THEATRE. M. W. Haniay, Manager. “Reilly and the 4oo.""_ Matinées Wednesdays and Saturdays. PROCTOR'S ay4 ST. THEATRE, “Men and Women.” Evenings at 8.15. MILLER BROS STEEL oe} AMERICAN “"e the GEST. FAS of STEC ENGLISH Foreign HATS, Novelties. ‘osbreiee | WORLD-RENOWNED | See none “DENTS " H A T Ss Btylesare GLOVES. s cee SPRING OVERCOATS 104 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth Avenue Hotel 218 BROADWAY, Corner Fulton 8t., New York. TO ORDER, $18.00; IN ALL All hats manufactured by this house are the recognized THE LATEST SHADES. ‘andard of excellence throughout the world, None genuine without the trade- HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, @:: DICE, ETO. A sure thing, sent free ioe Ad ae A full line of samples with easy eelf-measurement guide MOR SUYDAM, 3 Union oq. NewYork, and fashion plate sent on application, free of charge, JACOBS BROTHERS, STARCH CROWS STICKY, aera es a hek Beesrh ce 152 & 154 Bowery, cor. Broome St., N. ¥, “SMO TIVE ATLEBEIT xis AHL ‘sermmmuioma saoove Common: has Poszo- Sisis the daly Complosion Powder ak for use. The sunlight comes for rich and poor alike; the bliz~ zard is mostly for poor folk.—AMilwawkee Sentinel. “Ohl that both bothersome shave.” “RAZORS ‘will conquer the hardest aun ‘beard, and make shaving A LUXURY. STROPS ere guaranteed to set 0 finer edge to dull razor, or surgical nsru- meat tNan any, other Sivop in the world Torrey Razors are forged from the finest stl de is caretally Teor leave the acto. ery Razor sold under OUARANTEE to ie Give ive Gatiataction. Ifnct to J.R.TORREY RAZOR GO, WORCESTER, MASS. Woodbury’s Facial Soap For the Skin and Scalp. ona a rete Baa sss itr, aid a a, we aweeey: for ecsema, eco Heddon scat JOHN aN 1 \ ‘WOODBURY, Dermatologtet, of ‘ekin, 125 W, 424 St.,N.¥. City. ae Briesiow! or by mail, Price 600. PISO'’S CURE FOR Best Cough; Medicine, Recommended by “CONSUMPTION comicbooks.com