Judge, 1891-03-07 · page 18 of 20
Judge — March 7, 1891 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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This page from Judge (circa 1890) contains mostly **advertisements and filler content** rather than substantial political cartoons. The main illustrated feature, "Our Portrait Gallery," shows a caricatured woman in Victorian dress—likely depicting a rude female passenger who fails to thank others for courtesies like opening doors or offering seats. The satire targets what the magazine presents as inconsiderate modern manners, specifically among women. The page also includes brief humorous anecdotes mocking: - An impatient diner complaining about slow service - A joke about distinguishing social class by observing whether men wear proper trousers or "vulgar pants" - A politician's admission that Christians can't succeed in politics without hypocrisy ("He kin, but he'll git licked") The bulk of the page, however, comprises **advertisements** for cigars, tea, cocoa, and an insurance company statement—typical filler for 1890s satirical magazines.
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\ OUR PORTRAIT GALLERY— The party that never says" Thank you !" when you open the door, shut the window or give up your seat for her. MINORA CANAMUS, One of our colleagues, Dr. Mary Durand, was asked the other day if Cocoa powder, which a section of the trade has been try- ing to introduce into the market, with a view to superseding the time-honored Chocolate, was really an improvement on th: lat- ter. or at least shared its valuable properties in an equal degree. ‘The doctor's reply was substantially to the following eff "The advantage of Cocoa powder appears to be that, owing to its fineness, it readily mixes with milk, water and other liquids, hence the preference given to it by proprietors of res- tauranis, cafés and luncheon-bars where rapidity of supply is the main desideratum. But on the other hand it has one great defect, which throws all others in the shade, and is alone suffi- cient to maintain the supremacy of Chocolate, viz: that in order to pulverize Cocoa and retain it in the reduced condition. it is absolutely necessary to deprive it to a large extent of its BUT- T iS much as three-fourths, and in some cases four-fifths of this valuable fatty substance is indeed lost in the process, with the result that along with it disappears practically the whole of the aroma, which is one of the distinctive merits of good Chocolate, and also part of the alible or nutritious proper- tes of the natural article." ‘The resulting effect may appropri- ately be compared to that which would be produced by remov- ing the cream from milk, the yolk {rom an egg. the oil from lives. and so forth. The consumer obtains a mere residue.” Dr. P. Carles, Professor of the Faculty of Medicine and Phar- macy of Bordeaux, goes still further than that in his assertions By leaving but an insignificant proportion of butter in pow- dered Cocoa.” he says "the product is rendered essentially in- jurious to health, as Cocoa Powder, when allowed to become stale, readily becomes inert or acid." From the foregoing it seems obvious that the introduction of powdered Cocoa into general use is, on purely ALIMENTARY rounds, the reverse of an improvement. DR. E. PASCAL. WE MARE THE CIGAR, YOU MAKE THE SMOKE. ‘The BEST Cigar. Five cts, Tiger Cubana a%:cs pesunsie® ih ‘our dealer for them. L.MILLER & SONS, 149 CHAMBERS'ST., N. Y., MANUFACTURERS fee CHANCE FOR ALL T To Enjoy a Cup of Perfect Tea. Tr Order of 3% Ibs. of Fine Tea, . Japan, Imperial. Gunpowder, . AL ed, English Breallast, REDEUME Sun-sun Chop, or an ‘assortment, sent by tail on receipt of $2.00. Be particular and state what kind of Tea you want. Greatest inducements ever offered to get orders for durcelebrated Teas, Coffees and Baking Powder. Address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. P.O. Box ato. 3t and 33 Vesey Street. New York. “Waiter, how long have you worked here?” about ten day “* My steak was ordered before your time then. ‘Tell one of those other waiters to come here."— West Shore. “Oh, When you meet an entire stranger, ‘AS you sometimes do, by chance, ‘And would learn his social standing Give him just one careful glance To see if he wears trousers Or only vulgar pants.—Buffalo Express. Citizen —* Mr, Greatmann, I heard/a curious debate the other evening. The subject was, ‘Can a politician be a Christian? What is your opinion?" Mfr. Great- mann (local statesman) —* He kin, but he'll git licked.” —New York Weekly. De Fleeter —* So your father has moved to the sub- urbs, eh? Gone to Toneville? ~ I have played at sev- eral amateur concerts at Toneville. It's a very musical place.” De Reiter —'* Oh, that won't worry him any. He's deaf."—-Goed News. ANNUAL STATEMENT EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY FOR THE YEAR ENDING DECEMBER 31, 1890. ASSETS, Bonds and Mortgages, Real Estate, including the Total Assets, December 31, 1890, uitable buildings and purchases under foreclosure of mortgages, United States Stocks, State Stocks, City Stocks and other investments, Loans secured by Bonds and Stocks (Market Value, $4,782,230.00), Real Estate outside the State of New York, including purchases under foreclosure, Cash in Bank and in transit (since received and invested), Interest and Rents due and accrued, Deferred Premiums and other Securitiés, $24,407,388.13 17,151,152.24 51,729,253.60 3,738,378-75 by 10,007,88§.09 é " és 8,694,854-78 3:514,831,88 $119,243,744.47 LIABILITIES. Total Liabilities, including the Reserve on all existing policies (4 per cent. Standard), ° Total Undivided Surplus, over 4 per cent. Reserve, $95,503,297-13 _$23,740,447.34 ‘We certify to the correctness of the above calculation of the reserve and surplus. From this surplus the usual dividends will be made. GEO. W. PHILLIPS, J. G. VAN CISE, Actuaries. Premiums, Interest, Rents, ete., DISBURSEMENTS. Claims by Death and Matured Endowments, t Dividends, Surrender Values, Annuities and Discounted Endowments, Total Paid Policy-Holders, . ‘ ns, Advertising, Postage and Exchange, xpenses, State, County and City Taxes, New Assurance written in 1890, Total Outstanding Assurance, I hereby certi in this statement, INCOME. $29,352,507.97 $,684,175-27 35,036, 683.24 $8,817,940.27 4,438,731-44 $13,256,671.71 3,958,059.95 3:379,330.42 $20,594,062.08 $203,826,107.00 720,662,473.00 , that after a personal examination of the securities and accounts described find the same to be true and correct as stated. JOHN A. McCALL, Comptroller. HENRY B. HYDE, President. JAMES W. ALEXANDER, Vice-President. JUDGE nusian’ stack MIUND ULLMA: prec, Moe POCKET LOT Sat fen ery Hite a ais, sx CORLISS BRAND SAS LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. BECO) CORRECT STYLES 1 BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING GREAT RESULTS Fun, RECEIVED from adver- tising in JuoGe’s Linwany ; a Monthly Magazine of Present circulation 75,000, Rates on application. Penel Helen — “*T must telegrapl at shall you say Penelope—"Y Helen—"You can send ten words for the same money.” And Penelope wired as follows: ‘I have decided to do as you have requested me. Emily my If you have not already done so, order a sample of Greenway’s India Pale Ale, Double Stout or Half-and- half, and compare it with’ any imported goods in the market. Actor (member of a provincial company, to manager) —''I shall demand that in scenes where there is eating and drinking on the stage real food and drink be pro- led.” Manager —"* Certainly, my dear boy. We are going to play ‘ Lucrezia Borgia’ next week, and I shall provide you with real poison."—AMusical Herald, HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th and 59th sts., New York. Highest Class. Absolutely FIRE-PROOF On American and Enropean Plans. Within half block 6th Ave. Elevated R, R, terminus. 5th Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors. OW IS THE TIME To SUBSCRIBE FOR Rank SELES 4” per Year, comicbooks.com