Judge, 1891-03-07 · page 19 of 20
Judge — March 7, 1891 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than satirical cartoons. The small "Portrait Gallery" sketch at top left shows three fashionably dressed women and mocks genteel social conventions—specifically satirizing women who say "thank you" for minor courtesies like opening doors. The accompanying text jokes about redundant phrases ("infant baby," "widow woman") found in other newspapers. The bulk of the page consists of **commercial advertisements**: railroad schedules for the Rome, Watertown & Ogdensburg line promoting tourist travel to Niagara Falls and the Thousand Islands; medicinal advertisements for "Cuticura Remedies" (skin treatments); a hotel guide; and piano sales. Brief humorous notes reference mummies being ground into paint, and a gossipy exchange about an "ignorant woman" who discusses art and literature instead of scandal. The page concludes with promotional copy encouraging readers to subscribe to Judge magazine itself through their local newsdealer. This appears to be a typical **late-19th-century magazine format**, mixing advertising revenue with light editorial content.
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OUR PORTRAIT GALLERY —2. ‘The party that a/zoays says "* Thank you !" when you open the door, shut the window or give up your seat for her.” ee After four thousand years of repose the mummies of Egypt are being ground up into paint, and possibly are now painting towns red. It’s always the way. Your quiet fellows are the worst when they do break out.— Philadelphia Times, mao. { One of our exchanges speaks of an ‘*infant baby"; another tells of a ‘widow woman”; another refers to something that will happen **next Sunday afternoon at three p. m.," and still another has a man “filled full.” —Oil City Blizzard, “Tow do you like our new neighbor?” “I never met such an ignorant woman as she can't talk about anything but paintings, books and music, She doesn't know a word of gossip about anybody."—A/anhattan, ROME, WATERTOWN AND OGDENSBURG RAIL- ROAD. The summer arrangements for 189 made by the Rome, Wat- ertown and Ogdensburg railroad will accommodate tourist {ravel better than ever belore. Commencing June 7th, t89t. the ara Fails, White Mountains, Portland & Bar Harbor Line Express will leave Niagara Falls at g p.m. with buffet sleeping cars for Portland and Bar Harbor, passing through the heart of the White Mountains and stopping in front of all principal White Mountain Hotels ‘The St. Lawrence Steamboat Express, with through sleeping leave Niagara Falls at 9 p.m... daily, running as a solid direct to steamboat dock at Clayton and connecting with- it any transfer with Richelieu & Ontario Navigation Compa- ny's steamers for Montreal, Quebec and River Saguenay, pass ing all of the Thousand Islands and Rapids by daylight. “The Niagara Falls & Thousand Islands Limited,” a new train with magnificent vestibuled coaches (the finest in the United States), splendid buffet parlor cars and new vestibuled café cars, will leave Niagara Falls at 9 am. make only four stops in the run of two hundred and filty miles, and arrive at Clayton (Thousand Islands) at «.30 p.m. This train will be the peer of any limited train in the country. The café car will combine all the comforts of home and the club. It will be sup- ped with all the current literature of the day, reading tables, writing desks, easy chairs, card tables, and an ‘excellent buffet supplied with’ choice wines, liquors and cigars, with an experi- enced caterer who will serve luncheon & la carte, No extra charge is made for traveling on this magnificent train. ‘The illustrated ‘* Book of Routes and Rates for Summer Tours,” published by this company, is pronounced by the press and the public to be the handsomest and most complete work of us character in the world. It is comprised of two hundred and eighteen pages, large octavo size, contains more than one hund- red and fifty fine illustrations and routes and rates for six hund- red combination summer excursions, It will be mailed {ree to any address upon receipt of ten cents postage by Theo. Butter- eld, General Passenger Agent, Oswego, N. Ys ARE YOU A BULL OR A BEAR? Whether you are one or the other, or invest in stocks egitimately, you will be equally interested in Jasper's financial article in this week's Frank Leslie's Mustrated Newspaper. 18 YOUR LIFE INSURED? Or are you interested in life insurance? Read the time- y comments of the "Hermit" in Frank Leslie's /llus- ated Newspaper. Spring Humors, whether itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pimply, or blotchy, whether of the skin, scalp, or blood, whether simple, scrofulous, or hereditary, are now speedily, permanently, and economically cured by the Cuticura Remedies when the fail. The almost miraculous cures daily effected by them prove this. best physicians and all other remedies No statement is made regarding them not warranted by the strongest evidence. They are, in truth, the greatest skin cures, blood purifiers, and humor reme- dies of modern times. ‘They ate abso- lutely pure, and agreeable to the most sensitive, and may be used on the young- estinfant and most delicate invalid with gratifying and unfailing success. Cuti- cura, the great skin cure, instantly allays the most intense itching, burning, and inflammation, permits rest and sleep, soothes and heals raw and irritated surfaces, clears the skin and scalp of crusts and scales, and restores the hair,, Cuticura Soap, the only medicated toilet soap, is indispensable in cleansing diseased surfaces, Cuticura Re- SOLVENT, the new blood and skin purifier, and greatest of humor remedies, cleanses the blood of all impurities, and thus removes the cause. Hence, the Cuticura Remedies cure every humor of the Spring, from the simplest facial blemishes to the worst case of scrofula, Sale greater than the combined sales of all other blood and skin remedies. £3“ How ro Cue Diseases or THe Sxix axd Buoop” mailed free to any address, 64 pages, 300 Dis eases, 50 Illustrations, 100 testimonials. A book of priceless valus to every sufferer. Curicura Restepigs are sol everywheres Price, Cunicura, soc. Cuicura Soar, ase.; Cunicura Ru» Souvest, $1. Prepared by Porrmr Davo axp Cu Pimply, Blotchy Skin, most expensive of toilet saicat Corroration, Boston. red, rough, aad oily shia and hands, painful finger-ends with shapeless nails, are prevented and cured by Cuticura Soap, Incomparably the greatest of skin purifiers and beautifers, while rivalling in delicacy and surpassing parity the id nursery soups. The only meditated toilet soap, rnd the only preventive and cure of inflammation and clogging of the pores, the cause of pimples, blackheads, rough, red, and oily skin, nd simple humors of infants and children. Sale greater than the combined sale of all other skin soaps. Soli everywhere. Judge's National Hotel Guide. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (near Washington square), New York 0. BL Lu Baney. Broadway (corner ath J. He Buestin & Boe GKAND_UNION HOTE Evrorsan Prawn. (Opposite ‘Grand Central Depot, 424 st), New Vork. Raoms $1 @ day and upwards. Bagxage to and from Grand Central dept ree. HOTEL IMPERIAL, Broadway and Absolutely fire-proof, and without doubt the finest hotel in America. Strarroro & Wuiraxer, Proprietors. COSMOPOLITAN, West Broadway and Chambers strect. EUROreAN PLAN. C.F. Wivory, Prop’r. ALBANY, N. Y. KENMORE, H. J. & F. W. Rocxwett. Am. plan_ $: KEELEI'S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. LOCKPORT, N. Y. THE GRAND, W.C. Comstock, prop. $2, and upwards. KANSAS CITY, MO. MIDLAND HOTEL, Fine Proor. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. NSTON HOUSE. Aurnican Ptax. Jos. P. Mane. $2. up. NASHV! 5 is THY. DUNCAN, C. D. Cortins & Co._$3 to $5. SPRINGFIELD, ILL. LELAND HOTEL, Am. Prax, _N. B. Wicciws. $2.50 to $3. BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL, Bv. Puax._ Geo. F. Avaus._ $1.50up. UINCY, TLL. FLETCHER’S TREMONT HOUSE. $2 to $2. SAVANNAH, GA. THE MARSHALL, H. N. Fisn, proprietor. WASHINGTON, D. C. HOTEL ARNO, near White House, the “HOME OF NEW YORKERS IN WASHINGTON.” W. E. PRALL, Proprietor. WILLARD'S.—Send 2 stamps for guide free. O. G. Starixs, 5 GILSEY HOUSE, Euroreax Pix. st.), New York. ad st per day C.M. Hut $3. vp. | “they are making car-wheels of paper now.” re marked Mrs. Hojack, according to the Chicago Jnter Ocean, as she looked up from the newspaper. ** Yes,” replied her husband, ‘*and locomotives too.” “* You don't tell me!" ‘*Certainly. Have you never heard of stationery engines ”"—Biizsard, sugar, children vERY MfoTHER JONNSOK's Anopyne Linum for Croup, Colds, Sore Throat, ‘onsilitis, Colic, Cramps and Pains. Relteves all Summer Com- plaints, Cuts and Bruises like magic. _ Sold everywhere. ix bottles, $2.1. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, jangerous and often {a- 7 is debitiati HIC’COUGH tai ith Sonltive remedy will instantly stop and permanently cure the worst cases, Pocket bottle sent ‘mail {or soc. Postal note of stamps. (One bottle cures ) ‘ H. CORLEY, 78 W- 10th 8t., Covington, Ky. PEDINE 22=22.22" FEET, Secltes or eevpbieg alee Shoes mey be worn with comfort. Price arbre Stern opbpmai Yeu Package and harsted PORie PEDINE CO., Woatp Butoma, New Your. (TIVE HIBBARO'’S RHEUMATIC SYRUP. q ‘tases cured. Beware of Imitation, None Rheumatism Conquered. Can furnish names of renuine without red seal on . Pamphlet qv frees Charles Wright Medicine Gow-Detrot Mich. REE FI s CHE I Moderate Should havo itin the HOUSE. 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