Judge — March 7, 1891 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A cough or cold is a spy which has stealthily come inside the lines of health and is there to discover some vulnerable point in the fortification of the constitution which is guarding your well-being. That point discovered the spy reports it to the enemy on the outside. The enemy is the changeable winter climate. If the cold gets in, look out for an attack at the weak point. To avoid this, shoot the spy, kill the cold, using SCOTT’S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda as the weapon. It is an expert cold slayer, and fortifies the system against Consumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all Anemic and Wasting Diseases (spectally in Children). Especially helpful for children to prevent their taking cold. Palatable as Milk. SPECIAL; —Scott’s Emulsion isnon-secret, and is prescribed by theMed- | _ CAUTION.—Seott's Emulsion .s put up in salmon-colored wrappers. ical Profession all over the world, because its ingredients are scientifically Be sure and get the genuine. Prepared only by Scott & Bowne, combined in such a manner as to greatly increase their remedial value, | Manufacturing Chemists, New York. All Druggists. “KEATS TOOK SNUFF.” “Keats took snuff . . It has been established by the praiseworthy editorial research of Mr. Borton LIBERTY ENLIGHTENING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. Forman.” Sot Keats took snuff?" A few more years, When we are dead and famous—eh? Cy 66 ” Will they record our pipes and beers, And if we smoked cigars or clay? < 3 Or will the world cry ‘ Quantum suf” To tattle such as“ Keats took saufl"? 5 . Perhaps some chronicler would wish THIS 18 THE To know what whisky we preferred, Gr only took the joint and bird? J FINEST CHAMPAGNE IN AMERICA, Good chronicer as " Keats took stuf.” | y ‘AND Is GOOD / ENOUGH FOR Js You answer, ‘* But, if you were Keats" i Tut! never mind your buts and ifs. q . > MISS LIBERTY, Of little men record their meats, . - AND WHAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER OUGHT ‘Their drinks, their troubles and their tiffs. u Of the great dead there's gold enough . TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE To spare us such as ‘* Keats took snuff.” AMERICAN PEOPLE Well, go your ways, you little folk, recite polish op the great folks lives: — ecord the follies that they spoke, : : ‘And paiat thelr squabbles with their wives t} Miss Liberty Somewhere, if ever ghosts be gruff, BN T trust some Keats will * give you snuff.” : . London Globe, A wesra GAUSS RE Re ] | j fae and Uncle Sam passing a meadow, heard the driver say, “Abandon the { y direct progression to the straight thitherward and devi- ge CONFIRMS HER STATEMENT. ate by inclinatory and aberrant dextrogyration into a i dextral incidence.” It was an amateur Boston farmer Z sc RY TE: FOR YOURSEEE 21 WiLL PLEASE SOU. saying ‘Gee, Buck !"to his yoke of oxen.— Detroit Free ] Press, Files & Judge. “=< aa SIMIC DORIEIESRI SEE > PLBASANT VALLEY WINE CO, RHEIMS, STEUBEN COUNTY, IS RIGHT, For particulars, prices, etc., address By Mall, 95c., Including Postage. . : Address JUDGE PUB. O., NEW YORE. NEW YORK. comicbooks.com