Judge, 1891-03-07 · page 16 of 20
Judge — March 7, 1891 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** with minimal editorial content. The notable satirical element is a small cartoon titled **"Unavoidable Situations"** depicting a doctor visiting a patient (Mrs. Brown) while also attending to a neighbor, with the joke being the doctor conveniently "kills two birds with one stone." The page is dominated by product advertisements typical of the 1890s: bicycles (Lowell and Columbia brands), watches, firearms, and patent medicines (notably "Catarrh" treatment at bottom). One advertisement features **"Sitting Bull"** imagery promoting "The Great Divide" publication about Western life—likely referencing the famous Lakota leader for sensationalist appeal. A brief text joke mocks wealthy men who claim happiness comes from poverty, calling them liars. The content reflects Judge's dual nature: a satirical weekly that sustained itself financially through advertising, mixing social commentary with commercial appeals to readers interested in emerging consumer goods and Western frontier mythology.
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