Judge — January 17, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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When she bad Children, sbe gave them Castoria, City-directory man (to boarding-house mistress) — “*How many men boarders have you, madam, that are steady boarders?” Boarding mistress —"* Well, I've ten men that board with me right along, but there's only one of them that I call steady." —Drake's Magazine, A young woman who had a check for fourteen dollars on a certain Detroit bank presented it at the cashier's desk and he politely said, “* You will please indorse it, miss.” She took it over to the desk and wrote on the back, ‘I want this money awful bad yours truly please pay the bearer." —Detroit Free Press. Have a bottle of Salvation Oil always on hand, it may save you infinite pain, 25 cents. Don't forget to take a bottle of Ir. Bull's Cough Syrup with you to Florida this winter. Mrs, Hayfork—‘ Anything for me?" 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