Judge, 1891-01-17 · page 12 of 16
Judge — January 17, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire or editorial cartooning. It contains various commercial advertisements typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. The one narrative element is a small comic dialogue titled "NOT BORN YESTERDAY" depicting what appears to be a governess and young boy named Tommy. The joke relies on a child's logical literalism: when the governess scolds him for misbehavior she wouldn't have done at his age, Tommy points out she's always been older than him—she was literally never his age, so the comparison is absurd. It's a mild, domestic humor piece playing on generational differences and a child's clever but innocent reasoning. The remaining content consists of advertisements for luxury goods (Shandon Bells Perfume, Carl Upmann cigars, Pears' Soap), patent medicines (consumption cure), shoes, furniture, pianos, typewriters, and insurance—reflecting the commercial focus of Judge as a revenue-generating publication for affluent readers.
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DELICATE, FRAGRANT. LASTING. a fragrance 18 that of the opentne buds of Spring. Once used will bave no ower. If yoor seater mar t hep It send 60c In stamps for a bottleto JAS. &. KIRK & CO., Chicago. Juvenile; the Only Toilet Soap. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN'S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest 10- get Cigar manufactured ia the world. For the past ten years been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, and has steadily igcreased in popularity and volume, having reac over three and three-quarter millions; and it wil reach five millions for 1 1o-day stands without a Tal Por tale by all FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS in the principal cities throughout AMERICA. It is manufactured in two slzes— BOUQUET and BOUQUET LONDRES, packed too in a box. sire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equal tomany IMPORTED ao-cent cigars the BOUQUET will surely please you, and the fame of UPMANN, which every cigar bears, should be a suffi- cent guarantee of its high standard quality to satisfy the most PEARS’ Soap Indisputable Evidence of Superiority. DR. REDWOOD, Ph.D., F.6.8., F.L6., Profesor of Chemistry and Pharmacy to the Pharmacentical eter I Chem a ef Great Biatan % Being authorized by Messrs. Pears to purchase at any and ‘all times and of any and all dealers, sample of their trans- nt Soap, thus insuring such samples being of exactly the Eame quality as is supplied to the general public, and to sub- ‘Smit same to the strictest chemical snalysisy 1 am enabled to ‘guarantee the invariable purity of the Soap. “My analytical and practical experience of Pears’ Soap now extends over a very lengthened period —nearly Bity sfelne daring which use 1 havg nover,come norcss another Tollet Soi ‘Comes up to my ideal Of perfection, “Its purity is such that it may be used with perfect confidence ‘Ss upon the tenderest and most, sensitive skin—EVEN THAT OF A NEW BORN BABE.” - PEARS’ Soap has maintained Its reputation as the best of all ‘Tollet Soaps for more than One ‘Hundred Years. It represents a CENTURY'S EXPERIENCE of the most suc- cessful achievements in the Art and Craft of Pine Soap making. Wisi Uncle Sam and Aunt Columbia think, etc., ASHINGTON ess iowiyn 6a, Sat, Wash MUTUAL Ure suRANCE AT THE LEAST COST. MODERN METHODS, Home Orrice PHILA.Pa YESTERDAY.” ess —""Oh, Tommy, I'd have been ashamed. this when I was your age !" . You never twas my age, Miss Smith, You was always older'n me. You was’ borned first.”* CONSUMPTION CURED, .n old physician, retired from practice, had placed in his hand by aor Bast India missionary the formula of simple veg~ table remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consump- fion, Bronchitis, Catarrn, Asthma and ail Throat and. Lan Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debill- ty and all nervous Complaints. Having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to relieve flering. I will send {ree of charge to all who wish it, this recipe in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail, by addressing. with stamp, naming this paper, W. A. 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