Judge — January 10, 1891 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE LAY OF THE CON-NEC-TI-CUT FOWL. It is almost impossible to find Connecticut-laid eggs in market.—/arlford paper. AID the Arar tobe zwles sled bet ny fair ant Comfort of my i aod pea a rs Grp now a dut aut: gh the people x. Not to lay another eg. “Why _1.do not know full well, jut his wife I heard the farmer Only just this morning tel, in alarm I * This McKinley Bill, he said, Ina manner keen and ni “ Brussels carpets had gone up. “Then be whispered, wild and weird, Sevres and velvet gone artiting, iow the bill had spoited the weather, And, to overflow his cu And $0 many things he fe ildew wheat and ca cor were blighting. ‘That T shook te my talk teather— ‘This McKinley Bill. Rarthauake, panic, early snow, suck bas Bored Rise in diamonds, produce “Not a barleycorn of grain ‘Would he plant. "He'd give a lickin’ If the smallest egg again Dared lay turkey. duck or chicken “Till the people have repeal ‘This McKinley Bill he squealed. "No,more egus at present, wile "Till T've done what T swear inly, Caring oot for limb or life Slain this dreadfu} ai Bill McKinley. Slain with spur or gua oF rocket TuL-con-neeti-cutcutda-cut! “Till then, though they beg and beg, be Ge roms Haamone G87, On the toutl Senera ex "They shall live tll they are sorry. Eng of nutmeg state. adie snd ! but see his cockship strut— § * Cock-a-doodle-doodle-di THE DECEIT OF APPEARANCES. oN —"' Jove! isn't she a stunner? Where does she act?” Murray—"Act? Why, that is Mrs, Blassford, the president of the society for the refinement and culture of chorus-girls.” CARRINGTON —"‘And who is the demure and dignified little woman with her 7" Murnay—" That's Belle Kickley of the Casino.” Carninc AN INTERESTING EXHIBIT. +6] THINK we ought to have the Venus of Milo on exhibition in the art depart- ment,” said a Chicago director of the world’s fair. “I think so too,” replied another director; “if you'll give me’his address I'll write to Mr. Milo about it.” MERELY TO ADVERTISE HIS POEM. Mrs. Kickshaw—" Sit Edwin Arnold denies that he is to marry a Japanese woman.” Kickshaw —" Yes; he fell in love with her for publication, and not as a guar- antee of good faith.” THE USUAL RISE IN PRICE, Guest —"1 stopped at this hotel a year ago and you asked me four dollars a day. Now you want five. I don't see that you have made any improvements.” Clerk — No, sit; but if you will look over the register you will see that a short A LEADING PART. Tomay —'* Say, Tubby, wanter join our theatricals?” Tunny (delighted) —* You bet 1 do Tommy “ALL right We're goin’ to play "A Moonlight Crime,” stick your head up over a fence.” Funny —" What for?" come round to the barn to-night, an’ we want you t time ago Major McKinley stopped here over night.” AN ESTIMATE WITHOUT GUSH. Primus—"\ am chairman of the committee on invitations to the annual ban- quet of the Utopian society and I'm thinking of asking Colley; how is he, a good diner-out ?” Secundus —* Well, Colley is a deep thinker and his appetite is extemporaneous.” A LESSON IN AIR FORCE. Showing in two ways the expansive power of wind. comicbooks.com