Judge — September 6, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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358 JUDGE Teacher (to class)—"' In this stanza, what is meant by the line, ‘The shades of night were falling fast'?” Bright scholar —"‘ The people were pulling down the blinds."—Lynn Press. SCRAMBLING FOR IT. Here is a good-natured tussle for a cake of Pears’ Soap, which only illustrates how necessary it becomes to all persons who have once tried it and discovered its merits, Some who ask for it have to contend for a more serious way, and that too in drug stores, where all sorts of inferior soaps, represented ‘‘as just as good,” are urged upon them as substitutes, But there is noth- ing ‘just as good,” and they can always get PEARS! Soap, it they will be as persistent as are these urchins. SHUN MISREPRESENTATIONS. Judge's Library. Published Monthly. Price 10c. per copy, UDGE’S LIBRARY is a neatly printed J = page book containing a sete best jokes and black and white pictures which have appeared in JUDGE from time to time, to all of which JUDGE'S well-known artists and writers are contributors. It is a ion of the MONTHLY MAGAZI OF FUN, and is to be obtained of newsdealers and book- sellers everywhere, or will be sent postpaid by the publishers on receipt of pri The ubiquitous train-boy has it. Ask him to let you see a copy THE FOLLOWING NUSU BRARY ARE ALW. OF JUDGES Lt. VS TO BE HAD. No.9, ZIM'S SKETCHES. table pictures, No. 10, JU. S CALENDAR. Year book. IRISH ARISTOCRACY. A funny book full of funny sayings and funny doings of our Irish brother. 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With the boys I mustn't play, Mamma told me so to-day ; And my dolls are given away Every one ; I'm too old to run about, Play at tag, or laugh and shout, I must learn to live without ‘Any fun, If with Cousin Tom I walk Mamma sees me, like a hawk, And you ought to hear her talk ! Such a tongue ! You a school-gitl firting, fe hen I wish that I might die, Since for any pleasure 1 Am too young. I'm too old to play with toys, I'm too young for woman's joys, I'm too old to fight the boys ; And the men I'm forbidden to regard, Lest I Sister Bess retard, And I find it rather hard Now and then, —Hephurn Jones in Pittsburg Dispatch, If any person still doubt the superiority of the Sohmer piano let them try for themselves and te convinced, not only that the Sohmer és the best, but that it will continue to be the best. Mr. Trouble—"Nou say men are harder on stock- gs than women, How do you make that out?" 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