ComicBooks.com Register / Loginit's free!

Judge, 1890-09-06 · page 13 of 16

Judge — September 6, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

📖 Open the full issue in the page-flip reader →
Judge — September 6, 1890 — page 13: Judge, 1890-09-06

What you’re looking at

This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The dominant features are: 1. **"NO DINNER" advertisement** for Armour's Beef Extract—a product claiming soup is essential to a complete meal 2. **Hotel and product advertisements** (Pozzonni's Complexion Powder, Blood's Crown Cigars, etc.) 3. **Small humorous anecdotes** scattered throughout, including: - "Little Edith" joke about a city child mistaking condensed milk for cow's milk - Brief exchanges about ministers, neckties, and children's misunderstandings 4. **Subscription offer** for Frank Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper, promoting a reproduction of Millet's "The Angelus" The page reflects late-19th-century magazine culture: light humor mixed with aggressive advertising. The jokes are gentle domestic/family humor rather than political commentary. No identifiable political figures or events appear—this is primarily a commercial page masquerading as editorial content.

📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE 357 Little Edith (just {rom the city)—"* I don't Little Edith — cow, and I just believe it has."—PAiladelphia Society. ty a NA Liguio DELIGHT) iT Sold by GROCERS, DRUGGISTS, and WINE TRADE everywhere. White Teeth, Ruby Gums, Pure Cooling and Refreshing. "ase. Send for book “Care of Teeth” free. Wright ists Detroit, Mich. Alsoin liquid or powdi WEAK: THE GREATAMERICAN MEN AND WOMEN, any ailment what- yer, should send for a topy of the Health Helfer, tree, 10 DR. JOHN H. DYE, Borrato, N.Y. To Enjoy a Cup of Perfect Tea. A Trial Order of 3% Ibs. of Fine Tea, gither Oolong. Japan, Imperial, Gunpowder, Young Hyson, Mixed, English Breakfast, Sun-Sun Chop, or an ‘assortment, sent by mail on receipt of $2.00. Be particular and state what kind of Tea you want. Greatest inducements ever Offered to get orders {or our celebrated Teas, Coffees and Baking Powder. “Address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P.O. Box 289. ‘rand 33 Vesey Street, New York. A REMARKABLE _ OFFER! A COPY OF MILLET’S FAMOUS PAINTING, “The Angelus,” WIIL be sent FREE OF CHARGE to every porson who will send us, before September 1, 1890, $1.00 FOR A 3 MONTHS’ SUBSCRIPTION —To— “FRANK LESLIE'S ILLUSTRATED NEWSPAPER.” This offer is mado solely as an inducement to ob- tain new subscribers to the paper. We feel confi- dent that after you have once had the “ WEEKLY" A ComPany asa visitor for even so short a time as threo months, we shall have secured you as a permanent reader and friend. The retail price of the picture which woe offer to GIVE TO YOU WITHOUT cosT is $1.00, It was reproduced, in size and colors, from the original by the famous French firm of art publishers, Messrs, Boussod, Valedon & Co., and is in every respect a most beautiful specimen of color printing. The picture will be sent you neatly packed in a pasteboard roll, post-paid. And besides, you will have the pleasure of receiving for thirteen ‘weeks America’s most popular illustrated weekly. Kindly remember that this offer does not hold good after September |, 1890. Subscriptions are in all cases payable in advance. Remittances may be made by P. 0. Money Order, Registered Letter, Bank Check, or Draft, and should be addressed to ARKELL & HARRISON, 110 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK CITY. ke this Farmer—" Why, what's the matter with it?’ Tt tastes as though it had been near a CHANCE FOR ALL William had better put on a sub and come over and take a look at America.— Syracuse Herald, Prolonging a conversation through mere formality is dry and unprofitable business. _ In such cases the soon- era mutual sneak is taken the better. —Ou/ City Blizsard, “What makes you think so? Did you see him?” ‘No; but I saw pa take the parrot and lock it up in the stable." Exchange, Five-year-old William was talking about his knuckles, and his brother asked what he meant, ‘*I mean the little elbows on my fingers," was the ready reply.— Babyhood, Don't weep, for animaleule Within all moisture squirm wuse your breathing may Communicate a germ. — — Toronto Empire. Chief of off home, ‘estin in for two week: has to rest.” Clerk—" At been away on Clerk—" That's why he Pittsburg Bulletin, Co.. Chem- es Robert—"* Papa, what does the minister mean by Gabriel's trump?” &. E. Morse (whose life has not been a series of virtues) —"* Clubs, I'm afraid, my boy— oods Chronicle, ckties, suspenders” —— _ Baboony (haughtily) —* Do I look like a man who'd wear a twenty-five cent neck-tie?” Fakir —'* Vell, I haf some Some on ter bed, ole man ; it's most ‘leben o'clock." /e—* Don't bodder me, Mariah ! I'se sittin’ up ter rest. If T goes ter bed I'll drop sleep and ebber know de full time dat I'se restin’ She— rth is that screeching over at Johnson’ “Oh, Johnson is going to sing in rt Saturday night, and as he's too lazy to practice he has hired Senor Highkey to prac- tice for him."— West Shore. Briggs —" They say a watch keeps better time when it is kept at a certain distance from the ground. ‘That fours is so irregular.” Griggs —"* I don't see the point.” Briggs —"* Because it is put up so often."—Clothier and Furnisher, Smithers —"1 saw a man to«day w make you a pair of shoes while you wait." O'Branni- | gan—'* Sure; that’s nothin’! { can show yez many a Testhaurant fwhere they'll cook yez a whole dinner before you ate at all !"—Lazorence American, advertises to “I haven't seen anything of DeWiggs lately,” said Squildig. ‘Oh, he’s buckled down to work now,” re- plied McSwilligen. ‘Buckled down! If he’s anything like what he used to be he'll have to be chained down to keep him at it."—Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph, L-A-D-I-E-S Who_Yalue_a_Refined Complexion MUST USE POZZONI'S MEDICATED COMPLEXION POWDER. It tmparte » brilliant transparency to the clin, Removes fall plmptes, freckles, and dlscolorations, and makes the skin delteately soft and beauttful. It contatas no lime, whitelead orarsealc, In three shades pink or flesh, white, and brunette, FOR SALE BY All Droggists and Fancy Goods Dealers Everywhere, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, "—Chicago | INODINNER is Complete without Soup. By Using Armour’s Beef Extract you can make delicions soup for alx per ‘Sons at a total cost of ten ceata. ARMOUR'S EXTRACT, Soups, Sauces, Bouillon or Beef Tea, St Richest, Most Nutritious, Trine Thedetore the Wat Economical For Salo By Draggists 804 Grocers. AwardedtheGoldMedal, Paris,(889. LEADING HOTELS. EW FORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Firtw Avesve, (near Washington square.) Nxw You. 0. B. LIBBY, Proprietor. HOTEL GLENHAM, Fier Avenvn, (between 2rst and 22d sis.) New Yous. N. B, BARRY, Proprietor. GILSEY HOUSE. rvurorean ran. Broapway (comer agth street,) New Yous J. H. BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors. MOUR'S] GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orrvaite Ghane Cor rehe Duss (0sd Base Kooms, $1.4 day and upwards. Central depot free. EUROPEAN PLAN. "ALBANY, J KEELER'S HOTEL, 26 and'28 Maiden Lane, Avaany, N.Y. HOTEL BALMORAL, MOUNT McGREGOR, N. Y. Finest Mountain in the World. BACON ORCHESTRA CLUB under the direc. tion of MARRIETTA SHERMAN, $12 TO $25 PER WEEK. tayrSend for Circulars. A. CG. BAILEY, Canajoharie, N. Y. BOWERY BAY BEACH, The most Beautiful and Popular Family Resort, Only twenty minutes’ sail from New York. DAILY, by ele- fant Steamboats from East oth St : ‘and 8 Pm. Also from Harlem Bridge, 130th S ad’ A¥e., 10, 13 $532 p30, 5.7 ms directly to Grand Pier, Bowery: Bay Beach.” Fare ‘toc., children half price. Also by horse railroad from Bast ord and 34th St. Ferries, New York. RR. fare se. SUNDAYS from East ogth St.10 and 11 am.ota ma. 103, 3.4.5,6and $ p.m. Also from Harlem Bridge, 130th St. and 3d Aven 19 and 12 a.m., then Half-hourly to 10 p-m., directly to Grand Bier, Bowery Bay Beach. Fare oe. childrea ball price. Also by horseraiiroad from god St. (Astoria) Ferry from 6.8, until midnight. Fare 10 cents. oe PERSONAL BRAUTY Freckles and Superfluous Hair; to Develop the Form; to Increase or won, Baggage to and from Grand r the Hair, Brows and Lashes, and to Beautify the Complexion. A’book of interest to every lady. Mailed (sealed nd postpaid) for 10 cts. It contains many hints, testi- monials and valuable receipts (easily prepared at home), and showshow toobtain free samplesof Cosmetics. MADAME LAUTIER, Cosmetic Artiste, 404 West 234 St.. New Vork City. RANT, TON PURIFIE AND UTIs THEAKIN, lemotn Goamerie. Al druggists or by wall, GO conta, (Mention ints Paper ) $40 BICCEST SUCCESS IN TWENTY YEARS. BLOo0'S (ROWN CICAR Sc ‘co a8 sample order. Express paid. Guaranteed to. please. R. BLOOD & SONS, Manufacturers, AMSTERDAM, N. Y. HENRY LINDENMEYR, PAPER’.’. WAREHOUSE ieaNeivels db, 80a she houston or.,} NEW YORK, MEDIA, Pa., Military Academy; boys, / BRUOKE HALL; girls. Circulars tree. comicbooks.com