Judge — September 6, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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359 Old gentleman —" No; 1 can give you no money. I don't like to encourage idleness. " Why don't you go to work?" Zramp—"It's easy enough to say that, but it isn’t so easy to get a job. I've been trying to get work all the year.” Old gentleman—* What kind of a job have you looked for?” 7ramp—" Winding an eight-day clock." — Jewelers’ Review. A very little girl in the infant class of one of our city Sunday-schools came home Sunday and told her mother that the teacher had taught them a new song. On ex- pressing a wish to hear it the mother was much aston- ished at the following sentence, which was all the child could remember : ** I'm a little greenhorn among a half a cheese.” ‘The words, which had been misunderstood, were these: ‘I'ma little gleaner among the harvest: RIS, 1878. W. BAKER & €0.’S Breakfast Cocoa Is absolutely pure and it ts solubte, No Chemicals are wied fa its preparstion. 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It is not seldom that when the last bite has been taken papa’s portion has been greatly abbreviated, The other day when a quantity of castor-oil was being administered a bright thought struck the youngster as he tasted it, and he said, "I dess I'll ‘save the rest for papa."—LeRoy Gazette, oe Caller "Is not Mr. von Madehi Colored servitor (grandiloquently) — sah. He is summahing at de seashore.” Caller —"* When will he return?" Colored servitor —‘* Well, sah, aftah a period at de seaside he will fall at home, den wintah in Florida, and den he'll spring in de west." Caller — “Thanks. Guess I'll catch him when he * falls." Pittsburg Bulletin pyle at home?" Two friends, one the agent of a I pany and the other a drummer, are sitting in a tavern playing cards. ‘They get into a quarrel and become very personal in their remarks, nce agent jumps up, seizes the drummer by the throat d shaking him, says in a hoarse voice, ‘* You infernal scoundrel, if you were not insured in my company I'd choke the life out of you." — Zexas Siftings. surance com- Corkle (the inted real-estate assessor is rounds)—** There, Misthur O'Toole, Oi've put in the primises at twinty dollars a phut front and the goat at tin dolla O' Toole —** Phwat the shnakes Ile isn’t rale istate.” McCorkle —"* Oh, be isn’t, isn't he? Don't yez attimpt to interfere wid me dooties, Misthur O'Toole. Oi hev the law an’ Oi know me bizness. Me instrooctions is to. *assiss at a fair valuation all rale property boundin’ an’ abuttin’ on both sides av the strate.’ Qi've been watch- in’ the baste, an’ it's many a time hev Oi seen ‘im a boundin’ an’ a buttin’ on both sides av the strate. 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