Judge, 1890-06-28 · page 12 of 16
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This page is primarily **advertising** with short humorous observations about human nature interspersed throughout. There are no political cartoons with identifiable figures or caricatures. The "HUMANKIND" section contains brief satirical quips about social hypocrisy—mocking spiritualists, theosophists, vanity, and exclusive church congregations. Several anecdotes follow: a woman criticizing a man's tie-tying ability, library patrons choosing novels by their endings, and a skeptical observer catching a "good man" in a trivial lie. The bulk of the page advertises period products: Shannon Bells Perfume, facial soap, fountain pens, tooth powder, shoe polish, and hair treatment. These reflect late 19th/early 20th-century consumer goods and marketing. The humor is gentle, domestic, and character-based rather than politically pointed—typical filler content for Judge magazine between advertisements.
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