Judge, 1890-06-28 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 28, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements** with brief humorous anecdotes interspersed. The main content is commercial rather than satirical cartoon material. The few text jokes include: - A quip about elopement (a girl running away with a servant is presented as beneficial to the man she would have married) - Animal fables about excuses and procrastination - A sentimental poem about fathers going unpraise compared to mothers The advertisements showcase late 19th-century consumer goods: beef extract, bicycles, typewriters, mineral water, detergent collars, chocolate, candy, cameras, and a railroad. The **Montauk Camera** and **P.D.O. Camera** ads are notable as early photography equipment marketing. The satirical magazine *Judge* here serves primarily as a vehicle for advertising revenue, with light humor rather than pointed political commentary. The sensibility is domestic and commercial—typical of the era's middle-class magazine culture.
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When a girl elopes with her coachman some other man is saved from getting a mighty poor wife.—Buffalo Express, ES At home, abroad, tramping, yacht- ing, canoeing, hunting or fishing, Armour’s Beef Extract. Is Indispensable. Requires only the addition of boiling water to mako dolicious Boullion. Refreshing and strengthening. ‘Takes the place of fresh meat and other “Stock” in Soup making. Is cheaper and more convenient. ARMOUR &CO. Chicago, Sole Manufacturers. SOLD EVERYWHERE. “COLUMBIAS” HIGHEST GRADE ONLY. Catalogue Free. POPE MFG. CO. BRANCH MoUsES! 12 Warren Bt, NEW YORE. ‘TiFrankliaSt., BOSTON, 292 Wabash Ava, CHICAGO. THE-- ONLY: PRACTICAL, Lew-PRICED EWRITER gue (ree, Address, Typewriter Department, ® Mrc. Co., Boston, New York, Chicago. MICHELSEN: — Loatiomderny ol Tia te SPARKLING AND STILL. Radically cures RHEUMATISM, GOUT, DYSPEPSIA, GRAVEL, And all Kidney complaints. 400 Physicians agree that It le the best water on the market. Male Ofice, Nashua, NH, New Yort, 228 Broadway. ‘Send for Pamphlet. Baw ask raat CORLISS BRAND & LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS, CORRECT STYLES BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING, ts Tre beat, without above signature. EST INVENTION’ RWery QO THE AGE.Pave (7, a FAMILY sHoULO HAY nn Caxs. a SE STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, ot buventors and Sove Mars, ~i- PHILADELPHIA. re. Suitable for presents. | Try itonce. ‘Addreas C.F GUNTHER, Confectioner, 212 State St..chicage Send $1.25, $2.10 or $380 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west of New York and east of Denver,of the JUDGE There was once a great singer who had for many years been on intimate terms of acquaintance with a very convenient sore thrdat. One day the great singer was walking in the fields when she saw a savage bull approaching her at a business-like gait. She tried to scream for help, but the throat, which had never up to that time been really sore, suddenly struck for shorter hours and refused to speak above a whisper. ‘* Why do you thus fail me in my hour of greatest need?” asked the great singer in despair. ‘* Because,” answered the sore throat, “you used me so often when my services were not needed that I think it is about time I got a whack at the game.” ‘This fable teaches that a poor excuse is a friend indeed —Evening Sun, Precept iz a buck saw, experience the elbow grease that runs the cussed thing.—/osh Billings. ‘The poet frequently gives rein to his Pegasus when the animal would doubtiess prefer well-water.—Bing- hamton Leader, While mothers are in every clime Extolled in verse from time to time, Who plods along with nary a rhyme? Your father. Who is it puts the key at night Beneath the mat just out of sight, And in the hall-way leaves a light? Your father. And when you seek the burlesque show And want a seat in the front row, Who got the last an hour ago? Your father. —Brooklyn Ee PUNCH Se 2, DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING!! Sold by GROCERS, DRUGGISTS, and WINE, TRADE everywhere, PHOTOGRAPHY DONE QUICKLY. The P. D.O.CAMERA. ‘The Latest Improvement in Detective Cameras. Takes pictures 4xs inches in size, cither vertically of horizontally. Can be used either with our cut Films or Plates. “Handsomely covered with lack. Grained Leather, and. filled with fine Combination Instantaneous ‘Achromatic Lens, with Patent Double Dry Plate or Film Holder. SEND STAMP FOR SAMPLE 4X5 OR $28 FILM AND CARRIER, PRICE, COMPLETE, ONLY $20.00. E. & H. T. ANTHONY & GO., Man'f's. 69! BROADWAY, NEW YORK. 47 years established in this line of business Safe. Light. Eandsome. Compact. IT COsTs TOO mMucH To teil about the boat here. Send for our catalogue. ‘Acme Folding Boat Co., Miamlaburg, O. AEOLIAN MesMSTSUMENT* HARPS FEM. J, Holbrook Co, 88 5th Ave., N.Y, eee “THE MONTAUK CAMERA Price, complete, covered Mise, 627200 In Seal Leather, $25.00. ‘A rleasant pastime for all. Toequaled for Instantaneous rary. Views, portraita, groups balidings. Rend for foataak Pay Cc. CENNERT, Manufacturer, No. 53 East 10th Street, New York. ww. | PRIOR 10 CENTS | tes mene oto Ceotnntd ee re “LIBRARY-' SE ee Pack Wy FEO IGRI C2, age Deng FET LF wt 108, 8.1. HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr, Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching pites when all other ointments have failed. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief, Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for piles and itching of the private parts, and nothing els. Every box is warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per box. WILuiAMs M'r’G Co., Prop’s, Cleveland, O. WEST SHORE RAILROAD. (X. ¥. ©. & H.R. R. KR. Co., Lessee.) THE PICTURESQUE ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL, “SUMMER EXCURSIONS,” a handsomely. illustrated book, giving description of the Hudson River, Catskill Moun- tains, Saratoga and other New York State resorts, will be mailed on receipt of five cents postage. “SUBURWAN HOMES." in the Vicinity of New York, Every head of a family should own a home. ‘The garden spot for suburban residence is on the line of the West Shore Rail road,and what is more, building plots are for sale at reasonable Pieter Suburban Homes,""faued by the West Shore, gives ull information and names of parties who have land for sale Copy will be mailed on receipt of two cents postage. for tourist books, time-tables. and. information West Shore Railroad, call on or address. H. B. JAGOE, General Eastern Passenger Agent, 363 Broadway, or C. E, LAMBERT, General Passenger Ageni 5 Vanderbilt Ave, New York, Piso's Remedy for Catarrh ts the Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. CATARRH Sold by druggists or sent by mail. Soc. 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