Judge — June 21, 1890 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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AND HE OVERHEARD IT, PortiA—"* Here's Dick Roller with his million-dollar fiancée.” —''He looks like a martyr, doesn’t he?” Gossie from the race-tr: get home with, won't you?” MYVHEN WILL the sea give up her dead?” asks a Vassar girl When New York gets rapid transi dear, say, old fellow, give me enough to see OTTERIES add not an ounce of value to the wealth of the world, and subsist mostly by robbing those who have earned their money by hard work. see HE DIFFERENC among the Republicans of this state are tick- ling the Democrats so much that they occasionally forget to slash each others’ heads off. eee ISS TENNANT is a descendant of Oliver Cromwell, and if there is to be peace it is thought that her first present to Henry, unlike the mitten she originally gave him, will be the iron glove. R. DEPEW, who has been mentioned for mayor of this city, says he will not accept any office for two or three years yet. The accu- racy of the time is almost as good as the emphasis of the statement. vee ORE GIRL BABIES were born during ‘63 and '73 than in any ten years since. A part of this time was devoted to war, and a part to recovering from it. There is a valuable lesson here, but we can’t ine what it is, WB: BEAUMONT, member of * parliament, has given a mil- lion dollars for the founding of insti- tutions for the education of miners. That man would be a good man * whatever his politics, but of course he is a Gladstone Liberal, eee N BANGOR, Me., is @ house with a room in it from which within a few weeks four women have been married. They say that the spins- ters of Bangor cannot be induced to hire that room. How do you account for that? It’s a bold, bad i eee . WAS IT NOT rather patroniz~ ing in Mr. Cleveland to re- mark in substance that good people like himself had finally conceived a liking for actors? Was it not one of those things that would have Moruer I's a DANGER AHEAD. Uncie Weprorp—" What is it, mother? You're white as milk.” s; bound to the stak WITHOUT HOPE how many theoristic organizations would die, but they invariably have hope, and the facts to back it, at every annual meeting. And when they die it is not for lack of success, but because they haven't the funds to wait for it. HEY SAY that when Chauncey warmed up at Chicago the people of the town wanted to go out on the roof and yell; but Colonel Shepard thought it might be dangerous and prevailed upon them to raise the roof from the inside. REGULATE YOUR SYMPATHY. ‘LET MR. CROKER keep cool,” says a contemporary. We recall the case of a band of men who froze to death. They kept giving advice to each other as to what to do, and the last words of the last man to die were, “Keep warm, keep warm.” It is always well to put the brightest possible face on evils, but sometimes the brightness is as inap- propriate as a jocular song at a respectable funeral. TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOLS. E I" Is A GREAT THING that this city and a hundred other cities have not school accommodations to equal the demand for them; nothing could better indicate our progress as a people. Nothing, let us add, could go further to show the beginning of decay than the failure of the authori- ties to provide the extra accommo- dations without delay. Our schools mean our army, our tax-payers, our good citizens. When we fail to provide for them we show indiffer- ence to everything in the town, the state, and the nation that is most worth having. MATTHEW AND CALVIN. SPEAKING OF QUAY, why should, not some “paper of the people” fire a few severe wads at Calvin S, Brice for his refusal to pay taxes on certain of his property on the ground that he is not a resident of Ohio? He is a senator from Ohio, and if he doesn’t belong to that state where and how can the assessors get hold “of him? The sentinel on the watch-tower of liberty will please turn his gos- pel gun according to Matthew in the direction of Calvin, at the same time inquiring whether it- is the privilege of a law-maker to break been better understood if left un- said? n, John, an’ I s'pose we'll have to bear it. Jethro writes that he's j'ined th’ Seventh regiment down to York, an’ it'll be th’ luck of our fambly if he ain't sent out west t' git scalped an’ massacreed.” or evade such laws as interfere with his pocket and his serenity. comicbooks.co m