Judge — June 21, 1890 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. W. J. Ament Editor Braxnann G TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CAKADA, IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy. six months, or 26 numbers - 2-50 One copy. for iy weeks = ws Tncluding the Cumistoras J ene, FOREIGN cign countries in the post pa $6 4 year! THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGe Kutnins), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th St., New York alt for CTW cwarantes advertisers a larger circulation at cheaper r American sativical paper published. The Joncn t1 for sale at Brentano's, 17 Avenue del Opera, Paris, 490 Strand, London. ot tham any other Lat Rrenta ‘© VARIOUS Republicans of this state—If you quarrel, you won't catch any senator. THE WOMEN of Great Britain are be he needs a wife to do the proper objectin; gentlemen, inning to kiss Mr, Stanley, and 46] F YOU want to know how old a tree is,” says an exchange, “count up the layers of its bark.” So, let us add, in the matter of the dog. aR IS one knows how to carry a para sul. She is the one who never takes the man with a tall hat to walk. woman who HE PARDON of the duke of Orleans by President Carnot { sensible enough to wipe out the colossal foolishness of his was hi arrest and imprisonment. EVERAL young ladies aspire to be the successor of Mary Anderson, a due season d we as many young men will aspire to be the successor of her husband. PAPER in Buffalo says it would terrify New-Yorkers to see an iceberg coming up Long Island sound, ‘This paper has not’ heard of the syndicate recently formed to bring icebergs to this city, Miss Rurein (0f Paterson) —"* Miss Sonus (of Bleecker street) — Miss RurFiIn—"' Yo" we Miss Sonus —" Sho! da’s wrong. Miss Kurrin—" Whad yo' say? Miss Se Miss Rurvix—" Opey!” BOSTON has a fund for a stat- ue to Wendell Phillips. The starting of a fund is very easy. and it is a favorite question be- tween newspapers, “Whose memory shall you begin to perpetuate next RN lady at L daughters. g Branch has bought one bathing: It seems hard, but they s3 which girl will wear and which go without it, uit for two y that really no one can tell MOST of the newspapers of New Orleans are liberally patronized by the sisiana lottery company, and they are as independent in their views of lotteries as if they had never heard of such things. HE PAPER that never told a lie had to work a long time to make a living, but when the same came it came to st, y. The experiment would cost more and be more hazardous now, but it m ght be tried. HERE IS a story that the fibbusters want to get Lower California for the British government in order to break up the Monroe doctrine. There is another that a fool proposes to go to the moon on the wit butterfly. sof a HE MAN who went through the work of census-taking, whether wounded or not, deserves a pension, and in time will be pointed out as one of the veterans entitled to all the thanks and most of the funds of his appicsiative cou A DISTINCTION, yo" did, yo" brack rubbish !" Ddid wha’ ‘n tole Miss Freefnhuysen I wus a reg'lar Jezebel !" T says" Luff yo'self talk vs—"T says Jersey belle, da’s whad T says. WE NOW learn from the Democratic newspapers that Blaine's dreams are over—the secretary yearns for nothing but to see somebody else elected president. Apparently Mr. Blaine gives his confidence only to the Democratic press, and yet they cannot, will not love him. HE JUDGE understands that Mr. W. R. Busenbark of Chicago is about to be appointed to the position of boiling-pot for the ‘Teko- hawara creek, which belongs to Canajoharie, is not remote from Caugh- nawaga, and is a near relative of the Chuctanunda. ‘The ability of Mr. Busenbark to make the pot boil has long been known. THE IMPOSITION ON MR. TILDEN. R. TILDEN is said to be so angry at the failure of his bequest to this city to reach its destination that he wants to come back and engi- neer the matter himself; and yet he was generally regarded, when he made his will, as the shrewdest lawyer in this state. Of course Mr. Tilden intended that money to go where he said it should. He would not perpe- trate a fraud during the last years of his life, Is not the law guilty of a crime in using his money in opposition to his wishes and his will? WE'RE ALL FOR CHICAGO NOW. CHICAGO is not frightened by her capture of the world’s fair; but she feels subdued as she contemplates her pride and her respon- sibility, and has that quiet deter- mination which wastes no breath in loud words and long sen- tences devoted to mere brag. A Chicago paper recently said that New York had no good words, and many mean ones, for the great metropolis of the north- west. Well, all that town has to do is to do her best, and pres- ently she will find every New York hat swinging to her honor and glory. ARE YOU TROUBLED WITH “WANTS”? HE “WANT advertising is reaching very large propor- tions. We hear of a man who was dying of consumption, and the publication of one want” advertisement in the Wahanger restored him to complete health. Another man lost his wife by elopement with a business rival, and a single line to her in the columns of the Slanger brought her to his arms with her honor and her affections as good as new. A cashier went to Canada with funds belonging to some- body else, and five lines in the Push sent him to prayer-meeting and made him feel like a man with a clear conscience. A milkman adver- and since then he keeps as clear of pumps as if he had the hydrophobia and several measles. 7 tised for help. A MILLION IN BRIBERY. MILLION DOLLARS to bribe the legislature of Louisiana to make a constitutional amendment renewing the charter of the Louisiana lottery company! That shows the profits of the men of the company, who, without contributing an atom of their brains or their labor to the welfare of the public, draw from the wealth of the state and nation the blood necessary to their bloated opulence. They give little more than nothing in return for the money the lottery-chasers give them. Those deluded persons coniribute without hope of reward to their immense wealth, for not one in twenty thousand gets a prize that is worth having. It is the work of the leech on men and women who ought to be protected by law against further emaciation, ‘The million dollars in bribery are to be used ostensibly for the cause of education and some other things in Louisiana; but the money is a bribe, and can conscientiously be called nothing but thie lize the actions of thieves. Think of a lottery authorized and protected by state law, and of protits sufficient- ly large to enable the scoundrels who manage it to buy legislation at a cost of a million dollars! We should think that state and national senti- ment would have a good deal to say about it * money to le comicbooks.com