Judge — May 24, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 107 **Do you know what Kemmler's favorite hymn is?” “No; what is it?” “I'm going ohm, to dynamo."— Evening Sun, When Babs was sick, we Garo her Castorta, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. Whea she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When he had Children, she gave them Castoria ‘The death of Samuel J. Randall leaves Charles Dana to rattle around unjostled by a congenial t the sole surviving mustard-seed of protection in the Democratic gourd.— Syracuse Standard. Mrs. Winstow’s SooTHinc Syrup for Children ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhea, “25 cents a bottle. ‘The News never kicks on the Herald when that pa- er gets a scoop on it ina legitimate way ; but when the Herald in its issue of March 21 announces a birth on March 22 it is taking advantage of inside information in a manner that it hadn't ought to.—Norfolk (Neb.) Ne Doker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIAL The editor of a Georgia paper in acknowledging the compliment of having a baby named for him says, "" We hereby present the infant with a year’s subscription. Its father has been promising to subscribe to the paper for three years past, but has now, unfortunately, relieved himself of the obligation.” Collar —"* What's the matter? Why are you so gloomy?" Cugf—''I never expected to be done up by a Chinaman," Lawrence American, Have you used Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or ShampooingP Tts use is a luxury; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair; cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents, All Druggists. Eay-For sample mention Judge, and send 4 stamps to THE PACKER M'I"G CO., 100 Falton St., N. ¥. “The Marquis” A soft hat throughout, com- bining the Dressy appearance of the stiff hat, with all the comfort of the former. Made up in black, brown and a light color, on the order of a buff or tan, Send postal for Order Biank, Prices, etc. N. ESPENSCHEID, New York City, N. Y. Established nearly half a century in the same locality, THE CELEBRATED PIANos ‘Aro at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St.. W.Y. SOHMER & CO, Cuca 136 State Street; San Francisco, Cat.. Union Club B 3)'St. Louis, Mo, 1522 Olive Street; Kaxsas, Grry, Mo., 1133 Main Street. THE. WHYNESS OF THE HUSH. The melancholy days have come, the saddest of the spring, When af the breakfast board one hears no vocal din ing, When something seems the boarders’ speech to sort of narcotize And ‘twixt the epicures a coldness seemeth to arise. Is it because of languor that the vernal season woos ? Is it because the coming month will banish oyster stews? Ah, no! this matutinal hush hath other meaning sad— ‘They're struggling with the osseous pins that cram North river shad. — Yonkers Gazette, “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'f'rs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. It is a great deal harder to get grounds for the fair | than it is to find grounds for a divorce in Chicago.— Nebraska State Journal, A Melbourne manager advertises for coryphees who ‘ must be not over thirty years old.” Let the Australian ballet reform proceed.— Philadelphia Ledger. Cear of Russia (just out of bed)—"* What has be- come of my undershirt?" Vale/—"' Please, your ma esty, the blacksmith 's putting fresh rivets in it.” John B, Curtis of Portland, Me., has made one mi lion dollars in the manufacture of chewing-gum. He is said to have more girls working for him than any other man in the country, and we believe it.— Heston Globe, “OUT LATE? Then eat a delicious dish of ‘* Rex Wheat" for break fast. ‘Tones up the stomach, prevents many a sick headache. ‘The race between Illinois and Ohio for third place in the coming census is likely to be close. Illinois will need all her citizens. A few thousands may turn the scale, Will the Rev. George Jacob Schweinfurth kindly postpone the destruction of Rockford till after June next 2—Chicc Tribune, THE KAISER’S FAVORITE. Champagne is ‘Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents, When the boile: steam And the gauge-hand gayly dances like the sun's erratic beam, It is time to ‘ease the pressure and apply a vent, ‘twould seem, sore tested with the pressure of the Just so in labor troubles, When the workmen all arrayed Against their bosses grumble loud and tools aside are laid, The pressure is reduced one-half by making a parade —Chicago Mail. “Well,” said a swell young woman of the west end toa friend, after half an hour’s experience with a pomp- ous fledgling of twenty, ‘* well, for a man who doesn't know anything that youngster knows more than any man I ever met."— Washington Star. “'Is that dog of yours good for anything?" he asked of a saloon keeper on Court street, as he motioned to a canine that lay behind the stove. ‘Is he? You just lay your hand on my shoulder smd utter a whoo.” ‘The man did so, and the dog sprang up and bit his owner in the leg and gracefully retired “How do you ac- count for that?" asked the inquirer, as a general laugh went round. ‘Hang it, I had forgotten that he was cross-eyed !" was the reply. ** I ought to have put my hand on your shoulder and yelled.""—New York Press. NEW KODAKS “You press the button, we do the rest. Seven New Styles and Sizes. Traasparent_Films. For sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue, Rochester, N.Y. SOFTENING THE ry BEARD NO SOAP EQUALS q Colgate's Shaving Soap For sample send 2 cts. box 64.5, New York, VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES On the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER Consolidated Cigarette pany. Ave Dead 0th Bi No, PREMIERE QUALITE CIGARETTE. A ury, and not a low-pri ‘Our Vanity Fair a 16 First-prize Medals. article, SUPERB ARTICLE. The standard of purity and excellence. The faultless union of two matchless tobaccos prevents that dryness of the throat usually produced by smoking other brands, Prejudice to prevent you from giving this incomparable cigarette a trial, Do not allow It is simply perfection, and a lux- ind other smoking mixtures are the finest for the pipe. WM. 8S. KIMBALL & Co. ORCHID FLOWER PERFUMES. (REGISTERED). Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquisite perfumes, use SEELY'S ORCHID FEOWER; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers, STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, 1-ounce Bottles, 75cts, 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50.—Sce Cut. If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price. Sold also by the pound to the drug trade. SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, DETROIT, MICH.