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This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. Judge magazine's business model relied heavily on paid advertisements for patent medicines, hotels, and consumer products. The notable exception is a brief **humorous poem** titled "How They Came There" by Ernest de Lancy Pierson. It's a lighthearted piece about two souls in purgatory who meet and discover they're both there because of the same woman—one was jilted by her, the other married her. The joke plays on romantic misfortune as eternal punishment, a common Victorian-era humor trope. The advertisements reflect 1890s concerns: Scott's Emulsion (cod liver oil marketed as a "flesh producer" for consumption and wasting diseases), various resort hotels, and Beecham's Pills for "nervous disorders"—products reflecting period anxieties about health and leisure. The page contains no political satire or caricatures—it's primarily commercial content typical of Judge's revenue model.

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JUDGE TEN POUNDS TWO WEEKS THINK OF IT Asa Flesh Producer thero’can be no question but thats re" SCOTT'S EMULSION Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites Of Lime and Soda ps pale gr a CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS, COUGHS AND COLDS, AND ALL FORMS’ OF WASTING DIS- EASES. AS PALATABLE AS MILK. Be sure you get the genuine as there are poor imitations, SUMMER HOTELS. HOTEL BRESLIN, LAKE HOPATCONG, NEW JERSEY. Fifty Miles from’ New York. NO MOSQUITOES. Will open for the’ season of 189 on For information address Altitude Wednesa o feet M. MROCKWAY, Manager, Gilsey House, New York City. HOTEL BALMORAL MOUNT McGREGOR, N. Y. Finest Mountain in the World. Hacon Orchestra Club under the direction of Marri- etta Sherman, $12 TO $25 PER WEEK. tay-Send for Circulars.) A. G. BAILEY, Canojoharle, N. Y. HIGHLAND BEACH, the new excursion resort on the Sandy Hook peninsula, Many improvements for the third season. Sunday-schools, associ- ations, clubs and organizations generally will find ample ac- commadations at this beautiful near-by resort for summer ex. s. printed matter and further inf AND BEACH IMPROVEMENT. ork city. LEADING HOTELS EW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, rirma avexve (near Washington square) NEW YORK: 0. B. Linsey, - - Proprietor, HOTEL GLENHAM, FIrTM AVESUE (between Zist and Zid streets) ‘sew YORK. N. B, Bary, Proprietor. can Plan GIL: HOUSE, Corner Broadway and 2th Street, New York. sue Bi Proprietors, “GRAND UNION HOTEL, Ovrostre Gaaxo Centnat, Dipor, 40 St. toms 31a day and upwards. Baggage to and mt Urand Central Depot. free. European Plan KEELER'S HOTEL, Wand 2 Maer Fane, ALBANY MEN AND WOMEN, any ailment w ever, should send for a Copy of the Mea Helfer Ate H. DY urea HOW THEY CAME THERE. Wandering last night in a dream ‘Through lands of mystical glory, I crossed o'er a sulphurous stream ‘To the regions of purgatory And two stranger shapes | spied Plodding across the plzin, Who, when they each other descried, Clasped hands like old friends again. “What brought you here, old chay Cried one of a fashionable form ; “The day is frigid, mayhap, But likewise uncommonly warm !" “fell,” said the other shape, “Because my love was lost on ‘The fair Ethelinda Tape, Lately of Back bay, Boston !" “Strange are the freaks of fate !” Cried the other; ‘* she was the reason Why in this tropical state thm spending the winter season, ‘There's this difference ‘twixt us two (Observe, it is getting hotter !) — You're here through her jilting you, And I'm here because I got her!” —Ernest de Lancy Pierson, DEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the most magniticent hotel in’ the west. American and European plans, Professor Dunsmore, who has attempted to make the young ladies of the Detroit art school quit chewing gum, has himself bitten off more than he can chew. Wiser men than he have failed in their efforts to put a quietus on the female jaw.—Detroit Tribune, Suavers! A tube of Lloyd's Euscsis and a good razor are the only necessaries to a delightful sh: Cool and refreshing to the skin, Invaluable to travelers. Observe signature, “Aimee Lloyd” in red ink. Refuse all others. " Sold by Park & Tilford, McKesson & Rob- bins, E. Fougera and all druggists. Manufactory, 3 Spur street, Leicester square, London, Birdie MeGinni: he has proposed at last?” Esmerelda Lo : indeed.” Birdie A Ginnis—" Did you your presence of mind Esmerelda Longcofin o, L didn’t; I got so scared and my heart palpitated so loud that twice he stopped in the middle of his declaration and, looking at the door, said ‘come in.’ He thought somebody had knocked."—Peck's Sun. “WORTH A GUINEA A BOX.” SOLD ALL OVER THE WORLD, ‘SHOVGVGH XOIS HOI TAN Taos THE GREAT ENGLISH 2 BEECHAW’S PILLS. THIS WONDERFUL MEDICINE For Bilious and Nervous Disorders is the most marvelous antidote yet discovered. It is the pre- mier specitic for Weak Stomach, Sick Head- ache, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, | Disordered Liver, etc.; and is found efficacious and remedial by FEMALE SUFFERERS. iLonapeeciilnens ex corte beaks comet and Utesivinw prope Scie BEEGHAM'S BILLS havean unprecedented de. mand'and the largest sale of any patent medicine in the world, PRICE, 25 CENTS PER BOX. Prepared only by THOS, catia, England. tk FALL ra ee United States, 365, 2507 al xBEECH: if your etuggtst docs cst beep chow) will wal : ARUS PICLS on receipt ol price tue ingulre frat Please mention Judge. THE BEST PROTEOTION | THE SAFEST INVESTMENT | For yourself, your family, your estate, The Non-Forfeiting Free Tontine Policy oy THE NEW-YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, 346 & 348 Broadway, Now York. Normunc Can Taxe Te Piace or Sounp Lu WHY WILL YOU WAIT? Write to the Company direct For Results of Policies now Maturing, and terms, stating your age. ennBlisng as 1801 sa , Tricopherous » HAIR & SKIN An elegant dressing exqul- ste Merrie reetotes all imparities from the scalp, pre- ‘Vents baldness and gray hair, and causes the halt to grow ‘Thick, Soft and Beautifal. Italie forcaring eruptions, Asean of the akin, glands and muscles, and quickly healing ata, barns, bruises, sprains, &¢. Prleo, 60 Cts.—All Drog- BARCLAY & CO,, Now York. ESTARLISHRD 3813. UR GEST MAKE BUGGY .:--.. Style, Finish, and Durability unexcelled. THE JAMES GOOLD CoO., BUILDERS OF FINE CARRIAGES AND SLEIGHS, ALBANY, N. ¥- GRATEFUL—COMFORTING, EPPS’'S COCOA BREAKFAST. *: By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- lication of the ing properties of well-selécted Cocoa, Mr. Epps provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills, It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to discase. | Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well forti- fed with ipure blood and a properly nourished frame.—"* Crei? Service Gazette.” ‘Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half. pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homaopathic Chemists, London, England, DICTATION At Office or Residence. CECILE BROWN and JEA Stenographers, JUDGE BUILDIN LITERARY or TECHNICAL. ETTE BROWN, 3. ato Fifth Avenve. HART'S STARCH POLISH can be used in hot of cold starch. Sample (retail) pack- age mailed on receipt of ag.ceata. Sold by fiocers and druggists. If your dealer don’t reep it send to the manufacturer, C. W. HART, 652-4 River St., Troy, N.Y SECRET of the Troy LAUNDRIES, POPULAR THEATRES. NEW YORK CITY. t..cor- Irving place. Eve. 815; Wed. and more & Tompkins, Prop’s and M'ngrs. DENMAN THOMPSON. R, THE OLD HOMESTEAD. Send $1.25, $2.10 or $30 for a retail fer ore perpais west at New York and east of benver,of the best Candies in the World, put up CAI IDY in handsome boxes. All’ strictly e. Suitable for presents. Try itonce. Address C.F. GUNTHEH,Contectioner, 212 State St..Chicage Katie's Prize-Medal Olive Oil THE PERFECTION OF EXCELLENCE. THE STANDARD OF PURITY, THE GREATEST DELICACY. THE RAREST DAINTY. Sold by all best Grocers and Druggists. Imported by F. A, REICHARD, Charles W. Nolen, Wholesale Agent, 118 Chestrst St., Philadeiohia comicbooks.com