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Judge — May 10, 1890 — page 12: Judge, 1890-05-10

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This is primarily a **advertisements and notices page** from Judge magazine, with one brief anecdote. The main content includes patent medicine ads (Scott's Emulsion for consumption, remedies for obesity and rupture), typewriters, bicycles, and carriages—typical late 19th-century commercial pitches. The sole satirical element is a short **dialogue joke** about inherited wealth: A man explains his great fortune was lost first to a dishonest cashier's embezzlement, then to a corrupt court-appointed receiver. The humor targets **corruption in both private business and the legal system**—suggesting that the average person cannot trust either their employees or the courts meant to protect them. The anecdote about "the Blizzard" appears to be a testimonial for a patent medicine for stomach trouble, following the magazine's typical advertising format.

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16 JUDGE { I took Cold, I took Sick, 1 TOOK SCOTT'S EMULSION RESULT! I take My Meals, I take My Rest, } axp 1 at viconous ExOUGH TO TAKE } ANYTHING 1 CAN LAY MY HANDS OMY ) getting Mit too, For ott Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oi and Hypophosphitesof Limeand ja Nor ONLY CuRED MY Inecip- ient Consumption sur Butt ME UP, AND 1S NOW PUTTING ‘ } FLESH ON MY BONES ({ AT THE RATE OF A POUND ADAY. I TAKE If JUST AS EASILY AS I DO MILK.” SUCH TESTIMONY IS NOTHING NEW. SCOTT'S EMULSION IS DOING WONDERS DAILY, TAKE NO OTHER, “COLUMBIAS” HIGHEST GRADE ONLY. Catalogue Free. POPE. MFG, BRANCH HoUSESt 212 Warrea Bt, NEW YORK. 7?FranklinSt., BOSTON, 291 Wabash Ave, CHICAGO. THE ONIY- PRACTICAL LoW-PRICED WRITER gue free, Address, Typewriter Department, Mec. Go., Boston, New Vork, Chreago. RSTAnLisHRD 1813 OUR BEST MAKE FOR BUGCY .:-.. Style, Finish, and Durability unexcelled, THE JAMES GOOLD CO., BUILDERS OF FINE CARRIAGES AND SLEIGHS, ALBANY, N. ¥- GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. * Ry a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful. ap- plication of the tine properties of weilselécted Cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. tis by the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floatin around Us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well forti- fied with pure blood and a properly nourished frame.—" Cred Service Gusette.” simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half. pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homaopathic Chemists, London, England, LITERARY or TECHNICAL. “THE FEET OF LOVE.” This is the title of a novel by Anne Reeve Aldrich, author of poems with the title ‘he Rose of Flame,” the poems being extremely passionate, though beyond question the work of an artist. ‘The Feet of Love" touches gently the frailties of human life, and as a whole the story has a good plot and is well told, Some of its descriptive passages are fine, and the chapters have the swing and force of an experienced writer. ‘The book is very handsomely published by Worthington & Co., 747 Broadway. ‘The story gets its title from swinburne’s verse : “O bitterness of things too sweet, O broken singing of the dove! Love's wings are over-fleet, And like the panther’s feet— The feet of love.” | «tow came your great property to become dispersed and lost?” ‘First, a dishonest cashier robbed me of enough to force me into bankruptcy.” ‘And then was nothing saved to you?" ‘No. [ found the receiver as bad’as the thief."—Chicago Times, CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED, To THE EDITOR—Please inform your readers that I | have a positive remedy for the above-named disease. | By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have con- sumption, if they will send me their express and post- office address. Respectfully, T. A. SLocum, M.C., 181 Pearl Street, New York. “T'll never go back on the Blizzard,” said a lady to a friend of the same sex yesterday. ‘* For a number of years had been annoyed with stomach trouble, partic. ularly while riding on the cars. _It grew worse rapid and I was forced to look around for a remedy. This was about the time that the Blizzard first came into ex- istence, I secured a copy of the same, perused its con- tents, folded the paper neatly and placed it over my stomach. A few moments afterward I boarded a train for Pittsburg and arrived in that city without being attacked with the usual sickness, The A/iszard cured me and I have not had a minute's illness from that day to this.” Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you are suffer- ing from indigestion, liver-complaint, hydrophobia, or any other disease, take the Blizzard, Six dollars will supply you with daily doses for one year, and the me cine is warranted to cure or kill. ‘The spring-time has come, gentle Annie, and now is the time to subscribe and cleanse your blood.—Oil City Blizzard, WEAK MEN AND WOMEN, any ailment what- ever, should send for a Copy of the Health Helfer, tree, to DR. JOHN H. DYE, Burrato, N.Y. SECRET in hot or ole starch, sampie resi) packs age mailed on receipt of ascents. Sold bj of the Troy Crocers and druggists. If your dealer don't LAUNDRIES. fixiet! {504 River Stroy Se, WE ARE NOW PREPARED | TO SUPPLY THE war, EDISON TALKING DOLL TO THE TRADE EDISON'S ONLY. TALKING DOLL, For Wholesale Price and Terms, Address EDISON PHONOGRAPH TOY MFG. CO., No, 138 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. SAFI URED by one who H a. fellow sufferer, Mison St, Patersa OBESIT Dr. Edith Berdam, 118 Send stamp for information HART'S STARCH POLISH can be used | THE BEST PROTECTION! THE SAFEST INVESTMENT | For yourself, your family, your estate, The Non-Forfeiting Free Tontine Policy OF THE NEW-YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, 346 & 348 Broadway, New York. Notminc Can Taxx to Piace of Souxp Lirn Insurance. WHY WILL YOU WAIT? Write to the Company direct For Results of Policies now Maturing, and terms, stating your age. eARBUISHe e'Bo ° ‘An elegant dressing exqui- ately ‘perfamed, removes all tmparities from the | ES Vents baldness and gray Malt, Sed extnon the Balt to prow ‘Thick, Soft and Beantifal. Giseases of the akin, glande and minsclen and quicksy Weallag e Ents; Duras, brutses, spraine, &c. Price, 60 Gia.—Ail Drage BARCLAY & CO,, Now York. LEADING HOTELS. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, virrm@ AVENUE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. O. B. Linpry, - - Proprietor. HOTEL GLENHAM, WUFTH AVENUE (between 2st and 2d streets) EW TORK. N. B, Barry, Proprietor. Euro} GILSE GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orrosrre Gaaxp Cextrat. Depot, 42 St, Rooms $1 a day and upwards. to. from Grand Central Depot, free. European Plan. _ ALBANY, N.Y. KEELER'S HOTEL, 2 and 3 Matwex Jaxe, Apany, N.Y. RUPTURE CURED W TH our Improved Elastic Truss. Worn with ease at night Retains the rupture under the hardest exercise or severest stain, Examination fre. Lady in auiendance for ladies. Scod for pamphlet. IMPROVED ELASTIC TRUSS CO., 822 & 824 Broadway, cor. tath st., New Vork. WEST SHORE RAILROAD, (N. ¥. C, & HL. R. R. B, Lenseo.) SUBURBAN HOMES —IN THE— Vicinity of New York, Every head of & family should own a home, The garden for suburban residence ison the line of the West Shore road, and what is more, building plots are for sale at tear sonable. prices Suburban “Homes*" issued ‘by ‘the West Shore, gives {ull information and names of partics who have land for sale. ‘Send two cents postage to Hb. Jagoe, General Eastern Passenger Agent, 56) Hrosdway, New Gorky anda Py eae LANDER TS eral Passenger Agent, 5 Vanderbilt ave. H. B, JAGOE, G.E. P. A., 36) Broadway, New York. comicbooks.com